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re: Disney is looking for a Vice President of DEI at $252,000 to $337,900 annual salary

Posted on 3/26/24 at 11:07 am to
Posted by biglego
Ask your mom where I been
Member since Nov 2007
76334 posts
Posted on 3/26/24 at 11:07 am to
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Consider yourself lucky he didn't hit you with an "I mean"...


I don’t mind the “I mean…” bc it’s concise and mirrors how people actually speak.
Posted by biglego
Ask your mom where I been
Member since Nov 2007
76334 posts
Posted on 3/26/24 at 11:11 am to
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honestly seems low for a VP position

That would be true if this was not a parasitic position that doesn’t add value
Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
30578 posts
Posted on 3/26/24 at 11:12 am to
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None of those qualifications are actually real qualifications lol.

Most job descriptions are like that. They’ll hire someone who works the same type of role at a smaller company
Posted by aruss15
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2009
576 posts
Posted on 3/26/24 at 11:14 am to
Yeah but blacking out at Epcot is amazing
Posted by Koach K
Member since Nov 2016
4086 posts
Posted on 3/26/24 at 11:20 am to
If hired I promise to have a staff of fully qualified women like Benny Hill.
Posted by Dadren
Jawja
Member since Dec 2023
937 posts
Posted on 3/26/24 at 12:01 pm to
So…what happened to the last one?

Given the fact that it’s not a real job and there are no sensible performance metrics or way to measure impact to the bottom line, I doubt she (yes I’m assuming gender) was fired. But, for the same reason, I guess that also means she couldn’t have been promoted either?

Or maybe there’s just like a team of DEI VPs. Running around DEI’ing everything, whatever that entails. Given Disney’s content of late this wouldn’t be surprising.
This post was edited on 3/26/24 at 12:03 pm
Posted by Dixie2023
Member since Mar 2023
1471 posts
Posted on 3/26/24 at 12:03 pm to
DEI = Didn’t Earn It.
Posted by Purple Spoon
Hoth
Member since Feb 2005
17834 posts
Posted on 3/26/24 at 12:09 pm to
For 300k I could be the best fricking DEI VP ever. I can speak corp Karen fluently and I can word salad the hell out of pretty much anything.

Posted by concrete_tiger
Member since May 2020
6014 posts
Posted on 3/26/24 at 12:36 pm to
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Tell me you've never had a senior/high ranking corporate job in your life without telling me you've never had a senior/high ranking corporate job in your life.


Can we kill this trope today?
This post was edited on 3/26/24 at 12:37 pm
Posted by ReedRothchild
South MS
Member since Jul 2019
1184 posts
Posted on 3/26/24 at 12:56 pm to
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Tell me you've never had a senior/high ranking corporate job in your life without telling me you've never had a senior/high ranking corporate job in your life.


You just told us you're a douchebag without telling us you're a douchebag
Posted by SaintEB
Member since Jul 2008
22733 posts
Posted on 3/26/24 at 1:13 pm to
I have an online interview tomorrow.


Wish me luck. (He/Him)
Posted by SaintEB
Member since Jul 2008
22733 posts
Posted on 3/26/24 at 1:14 pm to
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Tell me you've never had a senior/high ranking corporate job in your life without telling me you've never had a senior/high ranking corporate job in your life.



I thought we stopped the whole "tell me without telling me" dumb shite.


By using that phrase, you just told me that you haven't either.
Posted by MeridianDog
Home on the range
Member since Nov 2010
14198 posts
Posted on 3/26/24 at 1:19 pm to
I hereby throw my name in the pool of applicants.

Can I work from home?

Can I hire my wife as my secretary?

Do I get to meet Micky and have first place in ride lines whenever I want?

Will they rename Space Mountain MD Mountain?
Posted by Corinthians420
Iowa
Member since Jun 2022
6577 posts
Posted on 3/26/24 at 1:24 pm to
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Fat Fani might need a job soon, she would be perfect

one of the qualifications says "moves quickly"
Posted by canyon
Member since Dec 2003
18387 posts
Posted on 3/26/24 at 1:27 pm to
You sound like your insert has slipped. Check the vag area.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124266 posts
Posted on 3/26/24 at 1:27 pm to
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Y'all reckon there's much diversity within these DEI departments or no?



Not a single straight white male
Posted by bayouvette
Raceland
Member since Oct 2005
4738 posts
Posted on 3/26/24 at 1:32 pm to
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Tell me you've never had a senior/high ranking corporate job in your life without telling me you've never had a senior/high ranking corporate job in your life.




Can we stop using this saying. I can't take any one serious.
Posted by supadave3
Houston, TX
Member since Dec 2005
30263 posts
Posted on 3/26/24 at 1:36 pm to
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Moves quickly


That requirement rules out the majority of big black women that I know.
Posted by cypresstiger
The South
Member since Aug 2008
10611 posts
Posted on 3/26/24 at 2:08 pm to
Don't bother applying: LINK
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