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re: Did you ever walk in on your parents in the middle of the dirty deed?

Posted on 1/6/20 at 9:31 pm to
Posted by soccerfüt
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Posted on 1/6/20 at 9:31 pm to
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Forgot to lock the door and our son just busted in on the wifey (no pics) giving me a BJ.
In Arkansas that’s known as “foreplay”.
Posted by DarthRebel
Tier Five is Alive
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Posted on 1/6/20 at 9:32 pm to
Posted by Tortious
ATX
Member since Nov 2010
5770 posts
Posted on 1/6/20 at 9:38 pm to
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Almost 3 decades and a divorce later, I've learned that fricking somebody doesn't mean that you like them.


Never knew it was supposed to.
Posted by red sox fan 13
Valley Park
Member since Aug 2018
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Posted on 1/6/20 at 9:42 pm to
Get off tiger droppings and frick your wife, moran
Posted by TigerFanInSouthland
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2012
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Posted on 1/6/20 at 9:43 pm to
quote:

Forgot to lock the door and our son just busted in on the wifey (no pics) giving me a BJ.


Posted by NPComb
Member since Jan 2019
28722 posts
Posted on 1/6/20 at 9:45 pm to


What’s with these threads?
Posted by MSUDawg98
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Member since Jan 2018
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Posted on 1/6/20 at 9:46 pm to
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Forgot to lock the door and our son just busted in on the wifey (no pics) giving me a BJ.


Just had the same thing happen about a month ago. Not nearly as awkward as the first time you walk in on your kid whacking off... despite being told to just shut his door.
Posted by Chief Hinge
There and Here
Member since Sep 2018
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Posted on 1/6/20 at 9:46 pm to
Trashy
Posted by BurningHeart
Member since Jan 2017
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Posted on 1/6/20 at 9:47 pm to
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Forgot to lock the door and our son just busted in on the wifey (no pics) giving me a BJ.

I'm afraid it's going to traumatize him for life... make him grow up and do something stupid.

Like get flipped off by some Baw cause of his shitty driving then follow him to walmart and nearly get shot.


How old is he? Does he know what was going on?
Posted by Spitcup
Irredeemable POS
Member since Nov 2019
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Posted on 1/6/20 at 9:48 pm to
That’s hot
Posted by jamiegla1
Member since Aug 2016
7984 posts
Posted on 1/6/20 at 9:52 pm to
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I'm still emotionally scarred from that night.


Same here
Posted by olgoi khorkhoi
priapism survivor
Member since May 2011
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Posted on 1/6/20 at 9:52 pm to
Not my parents, but around age 5 I barged into my neighbor’s house to ask for something and followed the sound to the bedroom. I vaguely remember opening the bedroom door and watching him pile driving her into the headboard for a few seconds before she saw me. All I remember thinking is “I want to do that one day”.
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
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Posted on 1/6/20 at 10:45 pm to
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How old is he? Does he know what was going on?
22. Doubt it.
Posted by Nawlens Gator
louisiana
Member since Sep 2005
5963 posts
Posted on 1/6/20 at 10:47 pm to

Yep, caught 'em HARD AT IT!

Posted by PrivatePublic
Member since Nov 2012
17848 posts
Posted on 1/6/20 at 10:48 pm to
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wifey (no pics) giving me a BJ


if you're going to troll you can at least be realistic.
Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George, LA
Member since Aug 2004
80828 posts
Posted on 1/6/20 at 10:55 pm to
Did she at least finish before you ran here to post about it?
Posted by dbuchanon
Member since Nov 2014
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Posted on 1/7/20 at 12:43 am to
I was around 15 or so. I walked down the hallway from my bedroom that opened up into the living room and further back you could see into the kitchen. I could see My Dad was standing there at the island stove stirring spaghetti sauce and as I got closer I could see a head of hair moving at his waist level. His gf was giving him a bj while he was cooking.
I stopped when I realized what was happening and backed away and went back to my room. About 15 min later my Dad yells down the hall that dinner was ready. I told him I wasn't hungry yet. The next day after she left he came into my room asking if I was sick since I didn't eat. I looked at him and started grinning and he just busts out laughing.
You saw, huh? I said Yeah, I didn't wanna interrupt what you had goin on.

"Go eat, Boy." As he turned and walked out of my room. Still laughing
Posted by The Spleen
Member since Dec 2010
38865 posts
Posted on 1/7/20 at 6:23 am to
Yep. Just once.


My gf and I walked in on her parents once when I was in college. It was the middle of the day, and her mom was reverse cowgirling her dad in the middle of the living room floor when we walked in. She was staring right at us when we walked in, and I’ve never laughed so hard in my life.
Posted by Will Cover
Davidson, NC
Member since Mar 2007
40382 posts
Posted on 1/7/20 at 6:29 am to
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I could see My Dad was standing there at the island stove stirring spaghetti sauce and as I got closer I could see a head of hair moving at his waist level. His gf was giving him a bj while he was cooking.
I stopped when I realized what was happening and backed away and went back to my room. About 15 min later my Dad yells down the hall that dinner was ready. I told him I wasn't hungry yet. The next day after she left he came into my room asking if I was sick since I didn't eat. I looked at him and started grinning and he just busts out laughing.
You saw, huh? I said Yeah, I didn't wanna interrupt what you had goin on.

"Go eat, Boy." As he turned and walked out of my room. Still laughing


Good call, as the mozzarella could have definitely tasted different on that day.
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
74629 posts
Posted on 1/7/20 at 6:31 am to
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It was the middle of the day, and her mom was reverse cowgirling her dad in the middle of the living room floor when we walked in. She was staring right at us when we walked in


Be honest, you’ve fapped more than once to this haven’t you?
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