Did you ever walk in on your parents in the middle of the dirty deed?

Did you make eye contact?

And, no. I dodged that trauma

Thought that was how ya'll taught about the birds and the bees in Alabama

This sounds like that youporn video this morning

Never happened to me. Of course my dad would’ve fit in with most of the OT so the probability of it happening was low to start with.

Weird thread, is weird

No but I walked in on my dad banging a stripper doggy style.

Yup.

I heard something coming from that wing of the house and creeped down the hallway towards their room. The door was cracked, and I peered into the opening between the jamb and the edge of the door.

I hear my dad say, "I don't want to try that new shite; just do it normal."

I was excited; my parents didnt hate each other.

Almost 3 decades and a divorce later, I've learned that fricking somebody doesn't mean that you like them.

I said no! Let the boy watch

If he didn’t run over and high five you get rid of him

Yep.

They were in the kitchen putting jarred roux in the gumbo. Scarred me for life.