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re: Did I just FAFO?

Posted on 6/8/26 at 9:19 am to
Posted by GuidoVestieri
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2021
980 posts
Posted on 6/8/26 at 9:19 am to
Frick them. They're the ones who think they have d$cks.
Posted by RohanGonzales
Pronoun: Whatever
Member since Apr 2024
13338 posts
Posted on 6/8/26 at 9:19 am to
quote:

My lesbian neighbors are frequently getting over their head on man projects and asking me to help them out.


I had a pair nearby when I lived in Irving, TX. One day I was going out for my run, noticed them fishing in the canal. I came back and noticed they had actually caught one but were looking at it confused. I said something like, "Y'all didn't fully think this out, did you?" and got it off the hook for them.

We all got a good chuckle about that. They looked hard core but were mellow. That was before Trump, don't know how they are now.
Posted by TechBullDawg
Member since May 2014
2927 posts
Posted on 6/8/26 at 9:23 am to
Are they real life lesbians or the Cinemax type?
Posted by Weekend Warrior79
Member since Aug 2014
22510 posts
Posted on 6/8/26 at 9:29 am to
quote:

What FO are you worried about?

Maybe he's worried he won't be invited to sit in the chair anymore
Posted by clamdip
Rocky Mountain High
Member since Sep 2004
22651 posts
Posted on 6/8/26 at 9:42 am to
I find "sup, bitches" has universal appeal.
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
26649 posts
Posted on 6/8/26 at 9:43 am to
Don’t be a snowflake
Posted by Motorboat
At the camp
Member since Oct 2007
24380 posts
Posted on 6/8/26 at 9:55 am to
quote:

They have the highest divorce rate of any other gender, lol. Gay men have the lowest.


My experiences with them are different. They’re cool like dudes.
Posted by MMauler
Primary This RINO Traitor
Member since Jun 2013
24843 posts
Posted on 6/8/26 at 10:48 am to
quote:

married lesbian couple


Butch or lipstick?

You can’t make a post like this and expect us to give you an answer without giving us this information.
Posted by notsince98
KC, MO
Member since Oct 2012
22482 posts
Posted on 6/8/26 at 12:38 pm to
quote:

Lesbians aren't as dramatic as others, so I doubt they gave it a second thought.


Their domestic violence and divorce rates would indicate otherwise.
Posted by Snipe
Member since Nov 2015
17439 posts
Posted on 6/8/26 at 12:45 pm to
quote:

Flboo( my real name)


quote:

two neighbors a lesbian couple


quote:

I got gay friends



quote:

FML



Indeed.

Posted by LoneStarTiger
Lone Star State
Member since Aug 2004
16558 posts
Posted on 6/8/26 at 1:12 pm to
quote:

Lesbians aren't as dramatic as others



Posted by sqerty
AP
Member since May 2022
8721 posts
Posted on 6/8/26 at 1:23 pm to
Be friendly, they can fix your washer and dryer easily
Posted by ChatGPT of LA
Member since Mar 2023
8261 posts
Posted on 6/8/26 at 1:29 pm to
quote:

My lesbian neighbors are frequently getting over their head on man projects and asking me to help them out.


Mine too.


And be honest...you both are happy to help because of the infintesimal chance they might ask you in for a 3some
Posted by jscrims
Lost
Member since May 2008
3841 posts
Posted on 6/8/26 at 1:31 pm to
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This post was edited on 6/8/26 at 1:32 pm
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
48100 posts
Posted on 6/8/26 at 1:36 pm to
quote:

Lesbians aren't as dramatic as others,


What an odd way to announce to the world that you have never met a lesbian.
Posted by Rza32
Member since Nov 2008
4737 posts
Posted on 6/8/26 at 1:38 pm to
You should go over and apologize.
Posted by migui8618
Member since Nov 2023
970 posts
Posted on 6/8/26 at 1:43 pm to
quote:

My experiences with them are different. They’re cool like dudes.


The exception doth not changeth the rule. Lesbians were insane, now with surgeries, hormones, and politics...it might be the next pandemic.
Posted by Cleathecat
Houston
Member since Feb 2021
2079 posts
Posted on 6/8/26 at 1:45 pm to
They are scissoring your wife.
Posted by TigerBaitOohHaHa
Member since Jan 2023
2333 posts
Posted on 6/8/26 at 1:48 pm to
you're good.

I legit asked my lesbian friends over for dinner and served them tacos. It didn't dawn on me until I started to pass plates. Then I gave a half hearted joke, chickened out half way through the punch line and made it as awkward as possible without actually licking my taco.

Your friends were probably flattered
Posted by BarCo49
Alabama
Member since Apr 2021
326 posts
Posted on 6/8/26 at 4:23 pm to
And this is the perfect nature of “y’all”. No one gets offended. Of course they’ll think you’re unintelligent but that’s OK.

Next time - try “you people”.
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