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re: Delta flight turned back due to passenger having diarrhea through entire aisle of plane

Posted on 9/5/23 at 8:16 am to
Posted by Koach K
Member since Nov 2016
4797 posts
Posted on 9/5/23 at 8:16 am to
First class passenger?
Posted by mtntiger
Asheville, NC
Member since Oct 2003
29304 posts
Posted on 9/5/23 at 8:31 am to
Pedro, I really should feel bad for laughing so uncontrollably at your misfortune, but I don't.
Posted by SquatchDawg
Cohutta Wilderness
Member since Sep 2012
19024 posts
Posted on 9/5/23 at 8:36 am to
The last time I was in ATL they had a Varsity in the international terminal. I knew this was a mistake.
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
73149 posts
Posted on 9/5/23 at 8:51 am to
This is why I travel with immodium.
The first sign of stomach issues I pop 3 and don't poo for two days.
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
73149 posts
Posted on 9/5/23 at 8:51 am to
Oh I couldn't. I would puke. Then it would turn into the pie scene from Stand By Me.
Posted by Philzilla
Member since Nov 2011
2184 posts
Posted on 9/5/23 at 8:52 am to
New reason not to fly.
Posted by phutureisyic
New Orleans
Member since Aug 2016
3513 posts
Posted on 9/5/23 at 9:12 am to
It's even worse when you're on a helicopter flying back and forth to a rig. They dont have bathrooms and sometimes those flights can be 3 hrs long or more depending how many stops you make. I always chug a good amount of pepto and hour prior to any flight just in case.
Posted by Volvagia
Fort Worth
Member since Mar 2006
52895 posts
Posted on 9/5/23 at 9:52 am to
Posted by LSU2NO
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2007
1948 posts
Posted on 9/5/23 at 11:30 am to
Are you shitting me?
Posted by Bamafig
Member since Nov 2018
5828 posts
Posted on 9/5/23 at 11:36 am to
It’s probably a hereditary thing. I’ve heard diarrhea runs in the jeans.
Posted by NervousNellie
Member since Jan 2021
153 posts
Posted on 9/5/23 at 12:20 pm to
Brainstorming how to handle this on my next flight. My new nightmare.
Posted by Trevaylin
south texas
Member since Feb 2019
9593 posts
Posted on 9/5/23 at 1:19 pm to
1995 my 19 year old son met me for a week visit to Cairo , we had a great time, even got pictures of him laying in a sarcophagus 200 feet underground, surrounded by hieroglyphics. Our last day for lunch we ate at a nile riverside restaurant and he had the grilled pigeon, and I had the local marsala. Went to the airport, I went east to Kuwait, he went west to London. About an hour into his trip, the rumbling started and he spent the next 5 hours in the crapper. He was man enough to get immodium in London and connect with his 8 hour flight to Houston.

He probably got some payback from the curse of an Egyptian mummy. Maybe it was just a bad pigeon
Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
60639 posts
Posted on 9/5/23 at 1:27 pm to
The worst travel experience of my life was two cancelled flights, supposed to be in JAX at like 11 AM. Ended up getting stuck on the tarmac on a US Air flight in Carolina with a guy that had shite himself all over the entire row of seats about six rows behind me.

Hot, stinky, and stuck on plane for two hours at gate while people cleaned up the mess. It was awful Got into JAX at like 2 AM.
Posted by SantaFe
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2019
7604 posts
Posted on 9/5/23 at 1:43 pm to
The pilot should have descended to about 6000 feet and fly like 20 miles above the stall speed and then continue onto Spain with the front and back doors open.
Posted by Civildawg
Member since May 2012
10197 posts
Posted on 9/5/23 at 6:33 pm to
Update with video evidence

LINK

Yeah that's pretty bad
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
70525 posts
Posted on 9/5/23 at 6:59 pm to
quote:

I’ve heard some stories about people on ozempic having sudden explosive sharts. I wonder if that was what was going on here.


Somebody tried to hit that 1mg right out the gate.
Posted by notiger1997
Metairie
Member since May 2009
61266 posts
Posted on 9/5/23 at 7:00 pm to
Damn!
Posted by notiger1997
Metairie
Member since May 2009
61266 posts
Posted on 9/5/23 at 7:02 pm to
quote:

It's even worse when you're on a helicopter flying back and forth to a rig.


I’ve only flown offshore a few times, but that’s all I could think about was not drinking or eating anything before the flight and trying to squeeze every last drop of pee out of me before boarding.
I stressed more about that than I did before taking HUET.
Posted by SteelerBravesDawg
Member since Sep 2020
43337 posts
Posted on 9/5/23 at 7:46 pm to
Posted by GeorgeReymond
Buckhead
Member since Jan 2013
10377 posts
Posted on 9/5/23 at 9:42 pm to
Sick
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