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Decipher this FB Post - 31 Year Old Married Woman

Posted on 2/20/18 at 9:05 am
Posted by Tigerlaff
FIGHTING out of the Carencro Sonic
Member since Jan 2010
23196 posts
Posted on 2/20/18 at 9:05 am
Married at 21, just turned 31 a few days ago. Amazing to watch the social media pattern play out over and over and over again. I'd say we are between steps 6 and 7. Why must people broadcast it?

1) 10000000 engagement photos.
2) 627488383827282 wedding photos that are posted over the course of 5 years.
3) constant gushing about hubby.
4) radio silence around year 7.
5) stupid inspirational memes about making it through the tough parts of life and posts about really needing a vacation.
6) husband no longer mentioned.
7) last name changed
8) photos with new dude at tiger stadium like nothing ever happened.



My redaction silhouette was unintentional, but fitting in retrospect.
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
39263 posts
Posted on 2/20/18 at 9:06 am to
She's right
Posted by stout
Porte du Lafitte
Member since Sep 2006
184625 posts
Posted on 2/20/18 at 9:07 am to
Sorry she left you, dude, but you should move on.
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
45555 posts
Posted on 2/20/18 at 9:08 am to
quote:

Married at 21


There’s your problem.
Posted by BrohemAlem11
Ratchet City, LA
Member since Oct 2014
13923 posts
Posted on 2/20/18 at 9:09 am to
you forgot the sub steps between 3 and 4
a.) baby announcement posts followed by 8754893745982 pregnancy memes
b.) 3463 pics from gender reveal party
c.) 457983457 pictures of "her world" in various positions on a pillow
d.) 437538745 mom lyfe memes
Posted by PearlJam
NotBeardEaves
Member since Aug 2014
13908 posts
Posted on 2/20/18 at 9:10 am to
Is this your wife? If not, why do you care?
Posted by JumpingTheShark
America
Member since Nov 2012
24864 posts
Posted on 2/20/18 at 9:10 am to
All too familiar with this type. My favorite is when it’s a friends birthday so they post a pic of their wedding party and the bride is front and center and the birthday girl is over on the side somewhere but the caption says “happy birthday to my best friend blah blah blah.”
Posted by Pettifogger
I don't really care, Margaret
Member since Feb 2012
87748 posts
Posted on 2/20/18 at 9:10 am to
quote:

you forgot the sub steps between 3 and 4
a.) baby announcement posts followed by 8754893745982 pregnancy memes
b.) 3463 pics from gender reveal party
c.) 457983457 pictures of "her world" in various positions on a pillow
d.) 437538745 mom lyfe memes


Horrifyingly true
Posted by The Egg
Houston, TX
Member since Dec 2004
83930 posts
Posted on 2/20/18 at 9:11 am to
so your typical fb'er? not sure what makes her so special
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11638 posts
Posted on 2/20/18 at 9:11 am to
Are you asking if we think your wife wants to work on the marriage?
Posted by btnetigers
South Louisiana
Member since Aug 2015
2332 posts
Posted on 2/20/18 at 9:14 am to
Sounds like my ex-wife.
Posted by Boudreaux35
BR
Member since Sep 2007
22281 posts
Posted on 2/20/18 at 9:14 am to
The red covering of the identifying info looks similar to a penis.
Posted by Dorothy
Munchkinland
Member since Oct 2008
18154 posts
Posted on 2/20/18 at 9:15 am to
You forgot the cryptic posts like:

"Trying to keep my chin up" (without saying what the problem is)

and

"People that don't know my business need to STAY out of it!" (making people wonder what they are supposed to be ignoring).

This post was edited on 2/20/18 at 9:16 am
Posted by GetCocky11
Calgary, AB
Member since Oct 2012
53509 posts
Posted on 2/20/18 at 9:15 am to
If the marriage is truly strong and doing well, the wife typically won't find a need to repeatedly post about how awesome they want you to think their marriage is.
Posted by CelticDog
Member since Apr 2015
42867 posts
Posted on 2/20/18 at 9:17 am to
she didn't want any attention for her breakup.


Is that your issue?
Posted by MontyFranklyn
T-Town
Member since Jan 2012
24301 posts
Posted on 2/20/18 at 9:19 am to
Wait, aren't there supposed to be post about hanging out with other "fun girls"?
Posted by ThatMakesSense
Fort Lauderdale
Member since Aug 2015
15281 posts
Posted on 2/20/18 at 9:20 am to
Y'all this is totally me.

DEAD.
Posted by AutoYes_Clown
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Oct 2012
5383 posts
Posted on 2/20/18 at 9:20 am to
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Posted by TexasTiger1185
New Orleans
Member since Sep 2011
13169 posts
Posted on 2/20/18 at 9:20 am to
Well you just called her husband her “hubby” so I don’t think you need to be judging her.
Posted by 9001
Pools closed
Member since Jul 2017
2100 posts
Posted on 2/20/18 at 9:21 am to
quote:

Decipher this FB Post - 31 Year Old Married Woman


She met Chad. What do I win?
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