re: Decipher this FB Post - 31 Year Old Married Woman

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Why do people even look at facebook feeds anymore? Or if they do, why don't they unfollow people like this?

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Because beach season is coming up and we wanna see them titties, duh


The OP nailed his summary of married attention whores - I’d like to extrapolate on that and add the ‘i always post slutty pictures’ girl:

1. Constantly posts selfies, which comes equipped with the cleavage as the highlight of the photo accompanied by some lame arse inspirational quote

2. Meets an oilfield baw and posts a photo or two of them.. lots of ‘YAYY congrats girl’ and ‘SO SO SO glad your (<- I did that on purpose) happy girl!!’ type comments

3. Holidays come around, usually a month or two later. The happy new couple takes photos in which the girl still insists on showing cleavage ‘our first XXXXXXX together yall’

A few weeks later:

4. ULTRASOUND PHOTO

7-9 months later (after weekly pregnancy updates)

5. Hundreds of photos of the child and stupid lame arse inspirational motherhood memes

A few months later:

6. No more photos of oilfield baw, and back to pictures of the cleavage with the child somewheres in the background (accompanied by the occasional meme of how tough the single mother life is)




** between steps four and five, sometimes they’ll post photos of them with other babies because they want everyone on social media to see that they will be fantastic mothers

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. Hundreds of photos of the child and stupid lame arse inspirational motherhood memes

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I'd bet the house that the kid in this scenario is either named Braxton or Brailynn or Raelynn or.... you get the idea

7. Posts "In a relationship with" and it's some guy who wears white Oakleys and takes selfies in his truck.

8. Rinse and repeat.

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I always love the seamless transition to pics with a new dude. It's like they just expect nobody to notice.

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For real: how should this be handled? I didn’t make a formal announcement when I got divorced. Nor did I post cryptic statuses. I’m more of a once a month random photo type FB user, not inner monologue. I didn’t have my relationship status public to share, so nothing popping up there.

I figured posting a pic with a different guy would make it clear that I’m no longer with my ex.

Do you want to know if this person is remarried?

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For real: how should this be handled? I didn’t make a formal announcement when I got divorced. Nor did I post cryptic statuses. I’m more of a once a month random photo type FB user

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One of my high school friends divorced from her HS sweetheart in the past year. They have a child together. She doesn't post much on fb either but did make a post thanking her family and friends for their support during a difficult time in her life. Her grandmother had also just died so she mentioned that and the divorce. Was very respectful to her ex, didn't trash him at all, and mentioned they are on good terms with one another and focused on being the best parents they can be to their daughter now.

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4. ULTRASOUND PHOTO

7-9 months later (after weekly pregnancy updates)

5. Hundreds of photos of the child and stupid lame arse inspirational motherhood memes

A few months later:

6. No more photos of oilfield baw, and back to pictures of the cleavage with the child somewheres in the background (accompanied by the occasional meme of how tough the single mother life is)

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** between steps four and five, sometimes they’ll post photos of them with other babies because they want everyone on social media to see that they will be fantastic mothers

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3) constant gushing about hubby.

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Giveaway.

And if a dude is gushing about his wife, he’s either gay, running around on her, or both.

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