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Posted on 10/28/24 at 9:26 am to Sarge
i'm 52 and i'm about 50/50 100% of the time.......keep wet wipes and an extra pair of skivvs in the glove box.
Posted on 10/28/24 at 9:27 am to Sarge
I feel like we talk about this once a month. I'm concerned with how many of you guys are shitting yourself on the regular.
Posted on 10/28/24 at 10:06 am to thelawnwranglers
60 for me. My a-hole has forgotten how to tell the difference.
NEVER arse-ume it’s just gas.
NEVER arse-ume it’s just gas.
Posted on 10/28/24 at 10:10 am to Adajax
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How can you not tell the difference between an air biscuit and a turd?
Get back with us after you turn 50.
Posted on 10/28/24 at 10:12 am to caliegeaux
Yep. The best cleanup wipe imo is Prep H in the yellow package.
Clean up and throw on a fresh pair of boxers, and Buc's will throw our the evidence when the refresh the heads.
It sucks, bur it's a feature of aging, and especially easy to do when on antibiotics.
Clean up and throw on a fresh pair of boxers, and Buc's will throw our the evidence when the refresh the heads.
It sucks, bur it's a feature of aging, and especially easy to do when on antibiotics.
Posted on 10/28/24 at 10:25 am to Sarge
I tried to sort of force a fart at a urinal at work years ago
Only shite related incident of my non-baby life and I will never do that again
Only shite related incident of my non-baby life and I will never do that again
Posted on 10/28/24 at 10:27 am to greenbean
I'm late 70s ... no problem at all. Can fart as loud as ever
Posted on 10/28/24 at 10:30 am to Sarge
Ive had some incidents recently that have compelled me to make some changes in diet and eating habits, in an attempt to ward off such things.
Posted on 10/28/24 at 10:32 am to Sarge
I trust farts in the comfort of my own home. Even if I'm certain it will be dry, I can never be certain it won't fumigate my entire office and cause mass casualties
Posted on 10/28/24 at 10:32 am to JoylessMurderball
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I'm concerned with how many of you guys are shitting yourself on the regular
No doubt.
Posted on 10/28/24 at 10:33 am to Sarge
Going by a recent experience, 60.
Posted on 10/28/24 at 10:39 am to SCLSUMuddogs
One time I took a CE course for my insurance license and the instructor trusted a fart way too much. He stopped mid-sentence and said “I’ll be right back.” As he made his way to the door a bit of doodoo felt out of his pant leg. Janitor came it to clean it, then bowed in front of us like “you’re fricking welcome.”
Instructor came back in with new pants and finished the class. I did respect him for that because I would have walked straight to my car and bounced…after changing pants
Instructor came back in with new pants and finished the class. I did respect him for that because I would have walked straight to my car and bounced…after changing pants
Posted on 10/28/24 at 10:42 am to Boudreauboudreaugoly
I'm 63 and I don't crap my pants when I fart.
Posted on 10/28/24 at 10:43 am to Sarge
I’ve only been betrayed once or twice so far in my life. I’m still good to go. Lol
Has anyone’s wife trusted one and been betrayed? That’s extra funny because of how uptight women are about it.
Has anyone’s wife trusted one and been betrayed? That’s extra funny because of how uptight women are about it.
Posted on 10/28/24 at 10:50 am to Adajax
quote:Everybody knows when it's a turd. It's the ones that aren't solid, whether from diet or illness, that it can be hard to tell if it's more than just air.
How can you not tell the difference between an air biscuit and a turd?
Posted on 10/28/24 at 10:51 am to CrappyPants
quote:Not sure I've ever seen a more unfortunately relevant username.
I would say upper 30s/early 40s. I've thrown away a lot of under-drawers because I soiled them. Most of the time at home. I pooped myself on a short 5 minute drive once. Was stuck in a drive through line. Crapped, grabbed my coffee from the window and headed home to clean myself up.
Posted on 10/28/24 at 10:52 am to Korkstand
Side discussion;
Having to sneeze when you know there's an untrustworthy fart on deck is terrifying.
Having to sneeze when you know there's an untrustworthy fart on deck is terrifying.
Posted on 10/28/24 at 11:08 am to Sarge
quote:
Debate: At what age do you not trust a fart?
After mile 16
Posted on 10/28/24 at 11:15 am to Adajax
quote:
How can you not tell the difference between an air biscuit and a turd?
I think that's the premise of the thread: that there's an age where they feel the same before they come out.
But in my experience, it's more related to medications and/or surgeries, which also comes with age. But there are certain meds that totally frick with your digestive senses.
My dad is 79 and he will let one rip without batting an eye.
My friend is only 37 but is on multiple meds and he tells me he has to carry a change of clothes with him.
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