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Daughter is growing up
Posted on 6/24/19 at 9:11 am
Posted on 6/24/19 at 9:11 am
Well baws, the day I knew was coming has arrived.
Aunt Flo visited the wife on Saturday. And then she visited my 11 year old on Sunday for the first time.
I don't think I'm quite ready for the kid to be growing up this fast. I'm sure AF surprised it started at 11. Also not looking forward to the two of them being "aligned" and I get to deal with attitude from both of them at once.
Other than starting to get feminine products at Costco, any other advice from other dads about how to handle this "transition"?
Inb4 birth control
Inb4 pics
Aunt Flo visited the wife on Saturday. And then she visited my 11 year old on Sunday for the first time.
I don't think I'm quite ready for the kid to be growing up this fast. I'm sure AF surprised it started at 11. Also not looking forward to the two of them being "aligned" and I get to deal with attitude from both of them at once.
Other than starting to get feminine products at Costco, any other advice from other dads about how to handle this "transition"?
Inb4 birth control
Inb4 pics
Posted on 6/24/19 at 9:12 am to LSUFanHouston
Build yourself a shed with a lock. Go in, lock it, and come back out when she’s 18. The aliens will have returned your daughter.
Posted on 6/24/19 at 9:12 am to LSUFanHouston
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I'm sure AF surprised it started at 11
Its those damn growth hormones in the chicken!
Posted on 6/24/19 at 9:13 am to LSUFanHouston
Seems to happen to kids younger now. My daughter got hers at 10. I live in a house of estrogen and feelings 
Posted on 6/24/19 at 9:13 am to LSUFanHouston
Good luck on aisle 8.
This post was edited on 6/24/19 at 9:14 am
Posted on 6/24/19 at 9:14 am to LSUFanHouston
You have a colossal amount of bitchiness headed your way.
Posted on 6/24/19 at 9:14 am to LSUFanHouston
You've come to the perfect place to discuss your daughter's period and puberty.
Posted on 6/24/19 at 9:14 am to LSUFanHouston
quote:
any other advice from other dads about how to handle this "transition"?
Keep it to yourself and not inform the Internet of your daughters puberty state. I am pretty sure that would be her view.
Posted on 6/24/19 at 9:15 am to LSUFanHouston
Why would you share this on an internet message board? fricking weird man
Posted on 6/24/19 at 9:15 am to LSUFanHouston
This is wrong on so many levels and creepy af.
Posted on 6/24/19 at 9:15 am to TheCaterpillar
The lesson for you is this:
Always disappear the last week of every month.
Always disappear the last week of every month.
Posted on 6/24/19 at 9:16 am to tiger rag 93
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Why would you share this on an internet message board? fricking weird man
yep, god help this cat if the daughter learns of this thread.
This post was edited on 6/24/19 at 9:16 am
Posted on 6/24/19 at 9:16 am to TheCaterpillar
quote:
Its those damn growth hormones in the chicken!
And milk
Posted on 6/24/19 at 9:16 am to LSUFanHouston
quote:
Also not looking forward to the two of them being "aligned" and I get to deal with attitude from both of them at once.
Other than starting to get feminine products at Costco, any other advice from other dads about how to handle this "transition"?
Good luck. Growing up in a house with two sisters there was a week every month I hung out at my friends house after school.
Also glad I’ve got one daughter and two sons. My daughter is 11 so I know my days are numbered. But the boys are at a good age to take a camping trip or go fishing.
Posted on 6/24/19 at 9:16 am to LSUFanHouston
Now that I know girls get periods at 10 and 11 years old, I wish I could go back to 5th grade and tell the girls with attitude to shut their mouth until they were off the rag.
Posted on 6/24/19 at 9:17 am to LSUFanHouston
That’s disgusting
Go to the weird boomer board or something
Go to the weird boomer board or something
Posted on 6/24/19 at 9:18 am to LSUFanHouston
I'm sure she'd be thrilled to know that you shared her vagina bleeding with strangers on an internet message board. 
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