re: Daily Questions From Your Wife That Make You Shake Your Head…

Posted by 850SaintsGator

Pensacola

Member since Sep 2021

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Posted on 5/30/22 at 6:25 pm to TigerintheNO

quote:
Are/were you listening to what I just told you?”

Like the meme says :

My first thought is- that’s a strange way to start a conversation

Posted by Solo Cam

Member since Sep 2015

34090 posts

Posted on 5/30/22 at 6:26 pm to sec13rowBBseat28

Her: "Hey can you go do Xyz?"
Me: "Yeah no prob just one sec"

32 seconds later

Her: "Hey are you going to do Xyz?
Me: "yes, one second, I'm doing something"

11.6 seconds later

Her "Hey can you..."
Me "fine, frick it I'll do it right now"

Her "well don't worry about it if you're going to freak out"

Posted by Mr Breeze

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Member since Dec 2010

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Posted on 5/30/22 at 6:27 pm to classicgold

I put the kitchen garbage bag by the back door for. Can you take it out soon? I think it might be leaking.

Posted by texn

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Posted on 5/30/22 at 6:31 pm to classicgold

“Why do I need a penicillin shot for your kidney infection?”

Posted by mauser

Orange Beach

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Posted on 5/30/22 at 6:35 pm to classicgold

While you're up will you get me ______ .

Posted by classicgold

bfe

Member since Feb 2017

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Posted on 5/30/22 at 6:36 pm to Larry_Hotdogs

quote:
While I am flattered to be thought of as the universal repository for all human collective knowledge, she could Google half the obscure crap she expects me to know.

This right here. It’s like she thinks I read the whole alphabet of encyclopedias growing up.

Posted by jamiegla1

Member since Aug 2016

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Posted on 5/30/22 at 6:36 pm to classicgold

Not a daily question but my ex wife asked me to build a St Patrick’s Day float so we didn’t have to ride with the crewe that already had a float, DJ, walkers, truck to pull it, and every other thing that it takes to make that happen. I told her that the HOA would probably frown on me building one in the street but she wasn’t buying it

Posted by dirtsandwich

Member since May 2016

5989 posts

Posted on 5/30/22 at 6:39 pm to classicgold

quote:
It’s like she thinks I read the whole alphabet of encyclopedias growing up.

I just make shite up.

Posted by fr33manator

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Posted on 5/30/22 at 6:50 pm to classicgold

“ I have all this stuff to do and I need to you help me “ (after she slept all day and I worked and was finally relaxing in my chair playing with the kids.)

I get up “what do you need me to do?”

“Nothing now I’ll need you to do something later.”

Then why the hell did to harangue me for sitting down relaxing!

I went to bed about 10 minutes later

Posted by gumbo2176

Member since May 2018

18148 posts

Posted on 5/30/22 at 6:57 pm to BabyTac

quote:
Does this outfit make me look fat?

The correct answer for that one is "No, your arse in it makes you look fat".

Then calmly walk into the bedroom and remove your pillow from the bed, grab a light blanket and head to the sofa until the shite-storm passes.

This post was edited on 5/30/22 at 9:20 pm

Posted by Mr Reese

Member since Oct 2013

94 posts

Posted on 5/30/22 at 7:16 pm to TigerintheNO

quote:
“Are/were you listening to what I just told you?”

My ex would ask this when I was watching something and I would repeat what she said while still watching. That made her madder than me not listening. Just one of many ways I could never win.

Posted by Choot em Tiger

Member since Jan 2012

10188 posts

Posted on 5/30/22 at 7:17 pm to Mr Reese

“Where’s my phone?”

As if I know it’s exact whereabouts in the house at all times.

This post was edited on 5/30/22 at 7:18 pm

Posted by Adajax

Member since Nov 2015

7510 posts

Posted on 5/30/22 at 7:59 pm to Choot em Tiger

Her: Wanna go shopping?

Me: Have I ever said yes before?

Posted by Mr Breeze

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Member since Dec 2010

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Posted on 5/30/22 at 8:01 pm to Mr Breeze

There’s something that’s been on my mind we need to talk about.

Is now a good time for you?

Not daily but when asked I know I’m in trouble.

Posted by ItNeverRains

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Posted on 5/30/22 at 8:03 pm to kywildcatfanone

quote:
What do you want for dinner"?

Which I follow with 3 suggestions minimum.

Next response “None of that sounds good”

Posted by sms151t

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Member since Aug 2009

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Posted on 5/30/22 at 8:10 pm to classicgold

Usually it is “Did I tell you what my mom wants us to do?” Or lately since I I’m in Texas and she is in NWA it’s the “Did you see what the neighbor has done to their yard”

Historically though it was “Whats the code? I need to set the alarm right”. She picked damn code for the alarm.

This post was edited on 5/30/22 at 8:14 pm

Posted by theOG

Member since Feb 2010

10691 posts

Posted on 5/30/22 at 8:34 pm to sec13rowBBseat28

quote:
Regardless if I know the answer or not…I sometimes spew some really crazy BS answer…and she never questions me…I keep pushing it to see when she’ll actually go look it up.

You’re doing it wrong. You have to answer the questions seriously every single time, whether or not you know what you’re talking about.

My wife if truly astonished at the breadth of my knowledge. God knows how many times she’s repeated something I told her that I completely made up.

Her dad (who only has daughters) does it too, except I’m the only one who has caught on to how awesomely full of shite he is.

This post was edited on 5/30/22 at 8:37 pm