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re: Cremation or regular burial?
Posted on 8/6/18 at 2:55 pm to Count Chocula
Posted on 8/6/18 at 2:55 pm to Count Chocula
Cremation.
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Posted on 8/6/18 at 2:56 pm to Count Chocula
Probably just my head. If they figure out how to wake me up, they can make a new body for me 
Posted on 8/6/18 at 3:11 pm to ptra
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Just cremate me and put me in the Folgers coffee can
Posted on 8/6/18 at 3:17 pm to Count Chocula
Cremation. It's the only way I can be at rest in two places at once.
Posted on 8/6/18 at 3:38 pm to TheFonz
While making funeral arrangements can be be a very difficult thing to do, there has always been something that has given me a chuckle.
My dad’s death was totally expected so it was a blessing that he no longer suffered. During the casket sales pitch, the guy mentioned the warranty on each one. Just to add a little humor to the situation, I asked him “ how will I know if I need to make a claim and is it prorated ?”
The poor guy was totally taken off guard. He couldn’t wait to get me out of that funeral home !
Moral = Don’t BS a BSer !!!!!
My dad’s death was totally expected so it was a blessing that he no longer suffered. During the casket sales pitch, the guy mentioned the warranty on each one. Just to add a little humor to the situation, I asked him “ how will I know if I need to make a claim and is it prorated ?”
The poor guy was totally taken off guard. He couldn’t wait to get me out of that funeral home !
Moral = Don’t BS a BSer !!!!!
Posted on 8/6/18 at 3:51 pm to Count Chocula
Funerals/Burrying someone is the biggest scam ever. It’s unreal how much it costs just to put someone in the ground
Just toss me in the trash for all I care
Just toss me in the trash for all I care
This post was edited on 8/6/18 at 3:51 pm
Posted on 8/6/18 at 5:06 pm to Count Chocula
Cremation and scatter my ashes down by SW Pass where I fish for reds and specs.
It's the most peaceful place in the world to me.
It's the most peaceful place in the world to me.
Posted on 8/6/18 at 5:13 pm to Mr Breeze
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It's the most peaceful place in the world to me.
Port Eads is nicer since Buzzy is gone.
My mother wanted to be creamated. She wasn’t much of an outdoor person so every now and then I take her ashes out of her urn on my mantle , sprinkle them over the carpet.
Then I vacuum them up.
Posted on 8/6/18 at 5:15 pm to gumbo2176
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I'm a registered organ donor
I am too but it's doubtful anyone would want it
Posted on 8/6/18 at 5:23 pm to Count Chocula
I signed up for this new eco organic deal called the Soylent Green Project. Told me I'll taste like Carmel corn so I'm in...
Posted on 8/6/18 at 5:29 pm to danfraz
Posted on 8/6/18 at 5:29 pm to Count Chocula
Burn me.
Posted on 8/6/18 at 6:07 pm to Count Chocula
Cremation, no embalming, no coffin. Much cheaper. Why spend the $?
Posted on 8/6/18 at 6:21 pm to Count Chocula
Cremation
Posted on 8/6/18 at 6:22 pm to Count Chocula
Burn baby burn
Posted on 8/6/18 at 6:39 pm to Count Chocula
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Cremation or regular burial?
Which would you rather for yourself?
last rights -> viaticum -> wake and funeral mass and regular burial all on same day
Posted on 8/6/18 at 6:40 pm to ElderTiger
quote:that's just silly
During the casket sales pitch, the guy mentioned the warranty on each one.
Posted on 8/6/18 at 6:41 pm to Isabelle81
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Why spend the $?
because 0.04% of my net worth isn't that big of a deal
Posted on 8/6/18 at 6:42 pm to celltech1981
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just throw me in the trash. i'll be dead. i wont give a frick
Made me think of Goodfellas, hearing Layla in the background.
Posted on 8/6/18 at 6:43 pm to Count Chocula
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