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re: Cremation or regular burial?
Posted on 8/6/18 at 2:14 pm to Count Chocula
Posted on 8/6/18 at 2:14 pm to Count Chocula
Just cremate me and put me in the Folgers coffee can
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Posted on 8/6/18 at 2:16 pm to northshorebamaman
I really don't want to be buried in South LA
At some point your coffin is going to be floating out of the ground. I don't want anyone messing with me at that point.
At some point your coffin is going to be floating out of the ground. I don't want anyone messing with me at that point.
Posted on 8/6/18 at 2:17 pm to ptra
BTW, Folgers sucks!
Posted on 8/6/18 at 2:17 pm to Count Chocula
Absolutely no way to become zombified with cremation. Count me in for the regular burial.
I want to have a chance to come back and take over Bon Marche or at least find a spot at the old Swensen's in Cortana if there is ever a zombie apocalypse.
#middleofthemallshit
I want to have a chance to come back and take over Bon Marche or at least find a spot at the old Swensen's in Cortana if there is ever a zombie apocalypse.
#middleofthemallshit
Posted on 8/6/18 at 2:21 pm to nicholastiger
quote:
At some point your coffin is going to be floating out of the ground.
This happened in lower Vermilion parish several years ago. Coffins everywhere, many of them opened with bodies half hanging out. Pretty gruesome.
Posted on 8/6/18 at 2:21 pm to Count Chocula
cremation $8k-$10 including everything
regular burials can run $30k-$40k including everything
put my ashes in a box, frick spending $20k-$30k more when you are just feeding the worms
regular burials can run $30k-$40k including everything
put my ashes in a box, frick spending $20k-$30k more when you are just feeding the worms
Posted on 8/6/18 at 2:22 pm to Count Chocula
Donate my body to science. Let some female med student get a thrill from my Adonis like physique. After they're finished they can dispose of me however they want.
Posted on 8/6/18 at 2:23 pm to fightin tigers
quote:
I want my remains spread out across Central Park.
I don't want to be cremated though.
so that would mean just throw you in the wood chipper?
Posted on 8/6/18 at 2:25 pm to Jim Rockford
quote:So you're actually telling us you're fat?
female med student get a thrill from my Adonis like physique
Posted on 8/6/18 at 2:26 pm to SonicAndBareKnuckles
quote:
Embalming is pretty morbid when you think about it.
It’s insane to me that people want to be embalmed. Why? So your body doesn’t rot as quickly while you’re in the ground? What’s the difference.
Posted on 8/6/18 at 2:27 pm to Count Chocula
tomb
Posted on 8/6/18 at 2:27 pm to keakar
quote:
cremation $8k-$10 including everything
quote:
After a good hour they gave up and went with the $249 minimum
have you posted in every thread you could without reading anything before you ?
Posted on 8/6/18 at 2:30 pm to TigerStripes06
quote:Isnt it a law, unless cremated?
It’s insane to me that people want to be embalmed
Posted on 8/6/18 at 2:33 pm to Count Chocula
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Isnt it a law, unless cremated?
I don't think so. My grandma was buried in a plain pine box without being embalmed but it was a religious custom so maybe there are exceptions for that?
Posted on 8/6/18 at 2:39 pm to northshorebamaman
Cryo-preservation.
Posted on 8/6/18 at 2:40 pm to buffbraz
quote:All of you, or just your head?
Cryo-preservation.
Posted on 8/6/18 at 2:45 pm to Count Chocula
Irregular
Posted on 8/6/18 at 2:53 pm to Count Chocula
They can chop me up for gator bait for all I care, I won't know it. I have only one rule that my entire family understands, that's if I die in an accident, don't let anyone put up one of those roadside cross memorial things. I HATE those things. Remember me for how I lived, not where I died. Morbid AF. 
Posted on 8/6/18 at 2:55 pm to Count Chocula
cremation with a simple ceremony and the Ms. Shoes agrees.
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