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Creepy guy at work keeps track of when I go to the bathroom.

Posted on 10/7/26 at 8:17 am
Posted by Tigerstark
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Member since Aug 2011
7241 posts
Posted on 10/7/26 at 8:17 am
Every time I go to the bathroom he’s checking his watch, writing things down. Looks annoyed. I don’t think I’m the only one he does this to.

It’s like he has nothing better to do. Maybe there is some sexual fetish or defect that’s he’s getting off from.

Just let a man shite in peace.

What would the OT do?

Posted by LSU-MNCBABY
Knightsgate
Member since Jan 2004
25398 posts
Posted on 10/7/26 at 8:18 am to
frick his wife
Posted by lake chuck fan
Vinton
Member since Aug 2011
25300 posts
Posted on 10/7/26 at 8:20 am to
That kinda sounds like the creepy guy that started the other thread about shitting at work.

Weird day over here in the OT.
Posted by JudgeHolden
Gila River
Member since Jan 2008
19270 posts
Posted on 10/7/26 at 8:21 am to
It’s his number one and number two priorities.
Posted by jmon
Loisiana
Member since Oct 2010
10414 posts
Posted on 10/7/26 at 8:22 am to
If he does this every time you go to the bathroom and he looks at his watch and writes it down, ask him "are you tracking my bathroom visits?"
Posted by FenrirTheBeard
NOLA
Member since Jun 2012
6832 posts
Posted on 10/7/26 at 8:22 am to
Is his name Dwight K. Schrute?
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
22177 posts
Posted on 10/7/26 at 8:24 am to

I have one at work who seems to go right after me every time I come out of the bathroom.
Is there a poo fetish going on here?
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76862 posts
Posted on 10/7/26 at 8:24 am to
There’s a guy who posts here who said his dream job would be to work in receiving at Cologuard.

Maybe it’s him?

Posted by thermal9221
Youngsville
Member since Feb 2005
15504 posts
Posted on 10/7/26 at 8:26 am to
quote:

t’s like he has nothing better to do. Maybe there is some sexual fetish or defect that’s he’s getting off from.


Sounds like he’s about to tell on you.
Posted by lowhound
Effie
Member since Aug 2014
11307 posts
Posted on 10/7/26 at 8:26 am to
Just pray his doesn't get promoted to management, because he's definitely gonna dock your pay for watching TikToks on company time in the shitter

Sounds like you need to have a "talk" with your coworker

This post was edited on 10/7/26 at 8:28 am
Posted by La Place Mike
West Florida Republic
Member since Jan 2004
31982 posts
Posted on 10/7/26 at 8:27 am to
quote:

Creepy guy at work keeps track of when I go to the bathroom.


It's what I was hired to do.
Posted by MRTigerFan
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2008
7583 posts
Posted on 10/7/26 at 8:29 am to
quote:

work in receiving at Cologuard.


I could never do that job because I don't take no shite from nobody!
Posted by alajones
Huntsvegas
Member since Oct 2005
36087 posts
Posted on 10/7/26 at 8:29 am to
Probably because you are either getting paid the same or more than him and he thinks he is doing more work.

A lifetime ago, when I was on a landscaping crew for a summer, I did similar thing with a coworker who had worked there for years and was getting paid a lot more than me. I tracked both of our hours on the walk-behinds. I had 14 more hours in one week. I showed this to the supervisor. He told me not to do that anymore.

If that can be legitimately be used as evidence against you to your bosses, you have other stuff going against you also.
Posted by Tchefuncte Tiger
Bat'n Rudge
Member since Oct 2004
64372 posts
Posted on 10/7/26 at 8:29 am to
I had a job where I got called into the boss’ office because she felt I took too many bathroom breaks and asked if I could limit them.
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
180855 posts
Posted on 10/7/26 at 8:30 am to
Quit jerking off
Posted by Stealth Matrix
29°59'55.98"N 90°05'21.85"W
Member since Aug 2019
12134 posts
Posted on 10/7/26 at 8:34 am to
Probably wondering why it's 7am and you're already blowing up the bathroom at work. Probably wondering why you can't just go at home 20 minutes earlier.
Posted by VolsOut4Harambe
Baw Land
Member since Sep 2017
15221 posts
Posted on 10/7/26 at 8:39 am to
Start doing the same thing to him. Ask to compare notes.
Posted by mthorn2
Planet Louisiana
Member since Sep 2007
1640 posts
Posted on 10/7/26 at 8:46 am to
You should turn him in to HR before he turns you in for taking to many breaks. Might as well start a log of his creepiness and how he has some weird bathroom fetish before they start tracking you on breaks. Turn the tables...
Posted by Lonnie Utah
Utah!
Member since Jul 2012
36156 posts
Posted on 10/7/26 at 8:48 am to
Take a dump on his desk.
Posted by DeltaTigerDelta
Member since Jan 2017
14303 posts
Posted on 10/7/26 at 9:01 am to
quote:

Creepy guy at work keeps track of when I go to the bathroom.

shite in his trash can and assert dominance.
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