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re: Craziest things you've seen on the road

Posted on 6/27/19 at 7:59 am to
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76772 posts
Posted on 6/27/19 at 7:59 am to
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Before that, I always thought truck nuts were an OT myth.




wait til you see the truck labia.
Posted by Tigris
Cloud Cuckoo Land
Member since Jul 2005
13221 posts
Posted on 6/27/19 at 8:00 am to
Driving down from the NYC area to Atlantic City on a Friday evening. At a spot where 7 lanes were merging to join another 5 lanes there was a car stopped on the shoulder of the merge and a guy peeing into the area where the lanes came together. He had his back arched and was aimed up at about a 45 degree angle and getting impressive distance. Very heavy traffic so he had quite a show going on.

Trip was for a job interview in New Jersey. Hard pass on that one.
Posted by greenwave
Member since Oct 2011
3879 posts
Posted on 6/27/19 at 8:05 am to
Lady reading while driving on a Dallas interstate, not sure which one but 5 lanes and heavy traffic. It was not her 1st rodeo.
Posted by List Eater
Htown
Member since Apr 2005
23706 posts
Posted on 6/27/19 at 8:08 am to
TigerFred and I saw a guy on I10 driving and playing the guitar and singing
Posted by cubsfan5150
NWA
Member since Nov 2007
18928 posts
Posted on 6/27/19 at 8:09 am to
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One day I was on the Audubon and everyone was only using the left lane for passing.


FIFY
Posted by beerJeep
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2016
39225 posts
Posted on 6/27/19 at 8:09 am to
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Posted by PipelineBaw
TX
Member since Jan 2019
1422 posts
Posted on 6/27/19 at 8:17 am to
Couple of hobos with their dicks out right on the side of Crosby-Lynchburg about a block of I-10. Not sure if they were honoring Harambe or playing a game of limp biscuit but they both had their pants down around their ankles staring straight at each other
Posted by Centinel
Idaho
Member since Sep 2016
46672 posts
Posted on 6/27/19 at 8:24 am to
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One day I was on the Autobahn and everyone was only using the left lane for passing.


Fixed your FIFY for you.

Posted by mtntiger
Asheville, NC
Member since Oct 2003
29909 posts
Posted on 6/27/19 at 8:30 am to
Back in HS, a buddy of mine and I watched a car get thrown over a 100 feet by a train. It wasn't a little Nissan Sentra either. It was an old 1975 Ford Galaxy 500. Tossed that thing like Godzilla with a rail car.
Posted by Apache
San Diego
Member since Dec 2013
2821 posts
Posted on 6/27/19 at 8:36 am to
I saw a Mountain Lion run across the highway about 150 feet in front of my car. It jumped about 12' up a rocky hill side. This near Tecate Ca by the MX border.
Posted by Cousin Key
Member since Dec 2017
995 posts
Posted on 6/27/19 at 8:39 am to
quote:

A woman passed me on the interstate earlier wearing a button down shirt with no buttons buttoned and everything hanging out. No pics because she was an IRL -8.


So you took pictures, you just won't post them?

Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43031 posts
Posted on 6/27/19 at 9:14 am to
School bus with a car in it, towing a truck, towing two cars.....all going to Mehico.

Also saw a slow-speed chase on I-12. The guy was going like 20, and had a mile of traffic behind him.

Wildest one was this biker guy wearing nothing but arse-less, crotch-less chaps, swinging a chain in the middle of the intersection in Bogalusa. His bike was just laying on its side in the middle also. I can only guess he smoked too much weed that morning
This post was edited on 6/27/19 at 9:19 am
Posted by real turf fan
East Tennessee
Member since Dec 2016
12200 posts
Posted on 6/27/19 at 9:16 am to
A "blind" man, white cane, black glasses, suitcase, upside down sign that said Miami, standing on the paved apron of the Interstate, three miles from the closest entrance to the interstate.
Posted by Thib-a-doe Tiger
Member since Nov 2012
36799 posts
Posted on 6/27/19 at 9:20 am to
Posted by 9Fiddy
19th Hole
Member since Jan 2007
67137 posts
Posted on 6/27/19 at 9:21 am to
I once pissed a dude off so bad he pulled up beside me, cussed me out, went into a rampage where he beat the ever loving shite out of his steering wheel and ripped his shirt off Hulk style.

This was all while doing 80 mph on the interstate.
Posted by FuzzyBearE
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2016
505 posts
Posted on 6/27/19 at 9:26 am to
Used to drive from BR to Metairie for work. One morning traffic was slow and I was working my way through slower cars. Finally came upon the problem on the raised section going over Lake Ponchartarin.

Some 'ol baw was pulling a camper trailer, but had lost the axle of said trailer. He didn't appear to know or didn't care....the trailer was grinding away on the pavement and pieces of it were flying everywhere.

I punched it and passed the shower of sparks and debris as fast as I could. Have no idea what happened to him. I'm sure there was a fire at some point.
Posted by CrimsonTideMD
Member since Dec 2010
7124 posts
Posted on 6/27/19 at 9:33 am to
Driving down Seawall Blvd in Galveston, I saw several things that made me do a double take:

-a small convertible car fashioned to look like a giant rat complete with some kind of faux-fur all over the exterior, whiskers, tail, the works. And the driver was wearing a hat that looked to be an exact miniature replica of the rat car

-some guy doing a fire dance on the beach all by himself at 3:00 AM

-a guy dressed in a 3 piece suit and top hat riding a giant unicylce. The diameter of the tire was easily 5 feet.

-some dude halling arse on a segway with a parrot hanging on to his shoulder for dear life.

-and once, believe or not, really nice looking blue water

Posted by Packer
IE, California
Member since May 2017
8699 posts
Posted on 6/27/19 at 9:43 am to
1) On the 10 in BR, a tire fell off of a guys truck and rolled passed me as I sat in traffic.

2) Once again on the 10 in BR, I saw a police chase end when the guy lost control getting off at Acadian.

3) On the 60 FWY in CA, had some guy high out of his mind (kept almost falling asleep behind the wheel, would accelerate, then slam on his breaks) almost rear end me a half dozen times before I could get over. This was during the 5 o'clock rush hour. Pretty sure the dude ended up causing some sort of accident.
Posted by Gnash
KTX
Member since Oct 2015
11485 posts
Posted on 6/27/19 at 9:54 am to
quote:

-a guy dressed in a 3 piece suit and top hat riding a giant unicylce. The diameter of the tire was easily 5 feet.

I would have died laughing at this one, especially if he was tipping his top cap to on-lookers and traffic.
Posted by FLObserver
Jacksonville
Member since Nov 2005
16267 posts
Posted on 6/27/19 at 9:57 am to
quote:

passed us and a lady was giving the male driver a blowjob


I wish i could insert the signature could have been me but sadly i cant
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