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Posted on 8/24/19 at 3:56 pm to
Posted by troyt37
Member since Mar 2008
14688 posts
Posted on 8/24/19 at 3:56 pm to
Judsonia
Posted by dawgfan24348
Member since Oct 2011
51733 posts
Posted on 8/24/19 at 4:33 pm to
Our downtown still sucks but hey we got a new courthouse and jail
Posted by Tangineck
Mandeville
Member since Nov 2017
2958 posts
Posted on 8/24/19 at 4:38 pm to
Ponchatoula, la. The typical Satanic ritual sex abuse fronted by a local church. No big deal really.
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
63090 posts
Posted on 8/24/19 at 4:43 pm to
quote:

I wasn’t anything special but played football and ran track. One of my football buddies started hanging out with one of my track buddies and eventually became co-workers and pretty good friends when I went off to college and the military.


So your friends were gay and they had beards for wives?

quote:

Smoke Ring

Texas A&M Fan


Why would this be crazy to you?



On a side note were the beards lesbians?
If so I must invoke Rule #1 here on the wives, not your gay friends.
Posted by highcotton2
Alabama
Member since Feb 2010
10682 posts
Posted on 8/24/19 at 5:28 pm to
You ever watch The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia

This post was edited on 8/24/19 at 5:29 pm
Posted by Rossberg02
Member since Jun 2016
2591 posts
Posted on 8/24/19 at 5:47 pm to
Always was jealous of my friends who were from DTR and are in their 30s/40s...must have been crazy and fun.
Posted by VinegarStrokes
Georgia
Member since Oct 2015
14268 posts
Posted on 8/24/19 at 5:48 pm to
The Stocking Strangler took care of business in mine. He was mentioned on Mindhunter, Season 2
Posted by jimmy the leg
Member since Aug 2007
45311 posts
Posted on 8/24/19 at 6:00 pm to
quote:

You ever watch The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia 


If I were in charge of Merica, I would use this documentary as THE basis for massive reforms concerning "government assistance."
Posted by TigerStripes06
SWLA
Member since Sep 2006
30032 posts
Posted on 8/24/19 at 6:00 pm to
I went a to a small private school in Mississippi growing up..A K-12 under 1000 students total small school. When I was in 7th grade, one of the senior girls was caught having an affair with her head basketball coach, her lady head coach. I know, basketball playing lesbians. Shocker.

The school tried to keep it quiet, the student was 18...but they did fire the basketball coach. Less than a week later, the girl killed herself in the girls locker room. She lived in my neighborhood, and a couple days later there were ambulances at their house because the girls dad killed himself too. It was a really, really fricked up situation.

There’s always rumors about shite like that. Apparently the girl wanted to continue her relationship after her coach was fired, the dad threatened to sue the coach and the school if she did, so she killed herself. Then it was said the dad killed himself because he couldn’t handle the fact that he drove his daughter to do what she did.
Posted by tigahbruh
Louisiana
Member since Jun 2014
2864 posts
Posted on 8/24/19 at 6:11 pm to
Big Lee murder
Posted by Ponchy Tiger
Ponchatoula
Member since Aug 2004
50020 posts
Posted on 8/24/19 at 6:29 pm to
what about the one where the sheriff has a affair. Wife finds out and super glues his dick to his hand and he has to go to the hospital to get it removed?
Posted by cypresstiger
The South
Member since Aug 2008
14474 posts
Posted on 8/24/19 at 6:52 pm to
My hometown had 2 serial
Killers running around in early 2000’s, was the hometown of the DC snipers around the same time, and 2 more serial killers in 2017.

Posted by VABuckeye
NOVA
Member since Dec 2007
38283 posts
Posted on 8/24/19 at 7:01 pm to
It had railroad tracks and one three way stop sign. I grew up in the middle of town and a 25 acre cornfield was across the street. Yeah. I grew up in Mayberry RFD Ohio.
Posted by Tangineck
Mandeville
Member since Nov 2017
2958 posts
Posted on 8/24/19 at 7:33 pm to
I've never even heard that one, was it L or E?

Edit, nevermind, assuming you're talking about L since we're talking about Ponchatoula.
This post was edited on 8/24/19 at 7:36 pm
Posted by rolltide32
Fort Payne, AL
Member since Nov 2013
6785 posts
Posted on 8/24/19 at 7:51 pm to
Fun recent incidents (last few years) in the town I grew up in:

#1 - Someone crashed a truck straight through a Little Caesars set in a shopping center clearly off the highway. Not sure how it was possible.

#2 - Truck blows a massive haul of frozen Tyson chicken nuggets. Sheriff's department had to issue public service announcement on local radio and in papers not to pick up said chicken nuggets off the side of the highway

#3 - Further back in the day we had a Hardees close down because employees were selling crack through the drive through window. Fin asdlly explained to everyone why it was the slowest fast food drive thru in the southeast

#4 - Manger of local used car lot jailed for giving deals in exchange for sexual favors. Trashy motel where these encounters happened closes down because this was literally the only business they ever had.
Posted by FlagLake
"Da Ship"
Member since Feb 2006
2488 posts
Posted on 8/24/19 at 7:55 pm to
We had a sheriff get elected while sitting in the parish jail.
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
198008 posts
Posted on 8/24/19 at 7:56 pm to
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Sheriff's department had to issue public service announcement on local radio and in papers not to pick up said chicken nuggets off the side of the highway
seems like a wasted chance to thin the herd
Posted by AUCE05
Member since Dec 2009
45420 posts
Posted on 8/24/19 at 7:57 pm to
I don't understand what you just typed.
Posted by AUCE05
Member since Dec 2009
45420 posts
Posted on 8/24/19 at 8:05 pm to
I don't get the deer hunting thing.
Posted by Ponchy Tiger
Ponchatoula
Member since Aug 2004
50020 posts
Posted on 8/24/19 at 8:14 pm to
quote:

assuming you're talking about L since we're talking about Ponchatoula.


It was pretty common knowledge at least among the old time Ponchatoula residents.
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