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re: Craziest stuff from your hometown
Posted on 8/24/19 at 3:56 pm to tigerbadbob
Posted on 8/24/19 at 3:56 pm to tigerbadbob
Judsonia
Posted on 8/24/19 at 4:33 pm to USMEagles
Our downtown still sucks but hey we got a new courthouse and jail 
Posted on 8/24/19 at 4:38 pm to Smoke Ring
Ponchatoula, la. The typical Satanic ritual sex abuse fronted by a local church. No big deal really.
Posted on 8/24/19 at 4:43 pm to Smoke Ring
quote:
I wasn’t anything special but played football and ran track. One of my football buddies started hanging out with one of my track buddies and eventually became co-workers and pretty good friends when I went off to college and the military.
So your friends were gay and they had beards for wives?
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Smoke Ring
Texas A&M Fan
Why would this be crazy to you?
On a side note were the beards lesbians?
If so I must invoke Rule #1 here on the wives, not your gay friends.
Posted on 8/24/19 at 5:28 pm to Smoke Ring
You ever watch The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia
This post was edited on 8/24/19 at 5:29 pm
Posted on 8/24/19 at 5:47 pm to Placebeaux
Always was jealous of my friends who were from DTR and are in their 30s/40s...must have been crazy and fun.
Posted on 8/24/19 at 5:48 pm to Smoke Ring
The Stocking Strangler took care of business in mine. He was mentioned on Mindhunter, Season 2
Posted on 8/24/19 at 6:00 pm to highcotton2
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You ever watch The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia
If I were in charge of Merica, I would use this documentary as THE basis for massive reforms concerning "government assistance."
Posted on 8/24/19 at 6:00 pm to Smoke Ring
I went a to a small private school in Mississippi growing up..A K-12 under 1000 students total small school. When I was in 7th grade, one of the senior girls was caught having an affair with her head basketball coach, her lady head coach. I know, basketball playing lesbians. Shocker.
The school tried to keep it quiet, the student was 18...but they did fire the basketball coach. Less than a week later, the girl killed herself in the girls locker room. She lived in my neighborhood, and a couple days later there were ambulances at their house because the girls dad killed himself too. It was a really, really fricked up situation.
There’s always rumors about shite like that. Apparently the girl wanted to continue her relationship after her coach was fired, the dad threatened to sue the coach and the school if she did, so she killed herself. Then it was said the dad killed himself because he couldn’t handle the fact that he drove his daughter to do what she did.
The school tried to keep it quiet, the student was 18...but they did fire the basketball coach. Less than a week later, the girl killed herself in the girls locker room. She lived in my neighborhood, and a couple days later there were ambulances at their house because the girls dad killed himself too. It was a really, really fricked up situation.
There’s always rumors about shite like that. Apparently the girl wanted to continue her relationship after her coach was fired, the dad threatened to sue the coach and the school if she did, so she killed herself. Then it was said the dad killed himself because he couldn’t handle the fact that he drove his daughter to do what she did.
Posted on 8/24/19 at 6:29 pm to Tangineck
what about the one where the sheriff has a affair. Wife finds out and super glues his dick to his hand and he has to go to the hospital to get it removed?
Posted on 8/24/19 at 6:52 pm to Smoke Ring
My hometown had 2 serial
Killers running around in early 2000’s, was the hometown of the DC snipers around the same time, and 2 more serial killers in 2017.
Killers running around in early 2000’s, was the hometown of the DC snipers around the same time, and 2 more serial killers in 2017.
Posted on 8/24/19 at 7:01 pm to Smoke Ring
It had railroad tracks and one three way stop sign. I grew up in the middle of town and a 25 acre cornfield was across the street. Yeah. I grew up in Mayberry RFD Ohio.
Posted on 8/24/19 at 7:33 pm to Ponchy Tiger
I've never even heard that one, was it L or E?
Edit, nevermind, assuming you're talking about L since we're talking about Ponchatoula.
Edit, nevermind, assuming you're talking about L since we're talking about Ponchatoula.
This post was edited on 8/24/19 at 7:36 pm
Posted on 8/24/19 at 7:51 pm to Smoke Ring
Fun recent incidents (last few years) in the town I grew up in:
#1 - Someone crashed a truck straight through a Little Caesars set in a shopping center clearly off the highway. Not sure how it was possible.
#2 - Truck blows a massive haul of frozen Tyson chicken nuggets. Sheriff's department had to issue public service announcement on local radio and in papers not to pick up said chicken nuggets off the side of the highway
#3 - Further back in the day we had a Hardees close down because employees were selling crack through the drive through window. Fin asdlly explained to everyone why it was the slowest fast food drive thru in the southeast
#4 - Manger of local used car lot jailed for giving deals in exchange for sexual favors. Trashy motel where these encounters happened closes down because this was literally the only business they ever had.
#1 - Someone crashed a truck straight through a Little Caesars set in a shopping center clearly off the highway. Not sure how it was possible.
#2 - Truck blows a massive haul of frozen Tyson chicken nuggets. Sheriff's department had to issue public service announcement on local radio and in papers not to pick up said chicken nuggets off the side of the highway
#3 - Further back in the day we had a Hardees close down because employees were selling crack through the drive through window. Fin asdlly explained to everyone why it was the slowest fast food drive thru in the southeast
#4 - Manger of local used car lot jailed for giving deals in exchange for sexual favors. Trashy motel where these encounters happened closes down because this was literally the only business they ever had.
Posted on 8/24/19 at 7:55 pm to Nicky Parrish
We had a sheriff get elected while sitting in the parish jail.
Posted on 8/24/19 at 7:56 pm to rolltide32
quote:seems like a wasted chance to thin the herd
Sheriff's department had to issue public service announcement on local radio and in papers not to pick up said chicken nuggets off the side of the highway
Posted on 8/24/19 at 7:57 pm to Smoke Ring
I don't understand what you just typed.
Posted on 8/24/19 at 8:05 pm to greygoose
I don't get the deer hunting thing.
Posted on 8/24/19 at 8:14 pm to Tangineck
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assuming you're talking about L since we're talking about Ponchatoula.
It was pretty common knowledge at least among the old time Ponchatoula residents.
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