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Posted on 4/3/19 at 4:08 pm to
Posted by BobLeeDagger
In Your Head
Member since May 2016
7519 posts
Posted on 4/3/19 at 4:08 pm to
It always astonishes me how some people think boiling crawfish is a God given talent.
This post was edited on 4/3/19 at 4:09 pm
Posted by LSU fan 246
Member since Oct 2005
90567 posts
Posted on 4/3/19 at 4:09 pm to
I tell slapdicks like you I'll have water, soft drinks, and high life.

You bring your wine coolers if that's what you want
Posted by tigerfan247365
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2017
535 posts
Posted on 4/3/19 at 4:09 pm to
It’s like saying, hey come over and enjoy some steaks, but make sure you bring your own potatoes and bernaise sauce
Posted by Four Leaf Tayback
Member since Aug 2017
1621 posts
Posted on 4/3/19 at 4:10 pm to
I know some rednecks that boil some of the best crawfish I’ve ever eaten. My brothers and I are Cajun and we do great boils but this redneck I’m talking about is incredible
Posted by L S Usetheforce
Member since Jun 2004
23295 posts
Posted on 4/3/19 at 4:11 pm to
Because that redneck learned from a Cajun.
Posted by DustyDinkleman
Here
Member since Feb 2012
20346 posts
Posted on 4/3/19 at 4:11 pm to
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Plus I don’t want to be that guy that tries to tell the host how to cook



Fair enough.

I'm going to be 'that guy' who tells you this troll was terribly done, and you should be ashamed of yourself.
Posted by Cdawg
TigerFred's Living Room
Member since Sep 2003
62212 posts
Posted on 4/3/19 at 4:13 pm to
Something tells me you couldn't even boil water correctly.
Posted by tigerfan247365
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2017
535 posts
Posted on 4/3/19 at 4:13 pm to
This isn’t a troll, I’m gonna go and enjoy some crawfish with great friends, just asking if y’all think they’ll be up to par with real Cajun standards
Posted by Masterag
'Round Dallas
Member since Sep 2014
20260 posts
Posted on 4/3/19 at 4:14 pm to
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I don’t view them as true Cajuns


my SIL is a "true cajun" and can't cook for shite
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
23541 posts
Posted on 4/3/19 at 4:14 pm to
You are no longer invited. Go frick yourself.
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
53809 posts
Posted on 4/3/19 at 4:14 pm to
quote:

I know some rednecks that boil some of the best crawfish I’ve ever eaten. My brothers and I are Cajun and we do great boils but this redneck I’m talking about is incredible

My wife is from Alabama and can make a hell of a gumbo. I'm from Central and can boil crawfish better than most people
This post was edited on 4/3/19 at 4:38 pm
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
77684 posts
Posted on 4/3/19 at 4:16 pm to
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just asking if y’all think they’ll be up to par with real Cajun standards



Food may be great but I'm thinking the company may suck with Beaver teeth.
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
33733 posts
Posted on 4/3/19 at 4:21 pm to
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
60076 posts
Posted on 4/3/19 at 4:25 pm to
I usually just steam mine in the pot and add lemon juice and old bay to taste


If you’re buying the cheap crawfish it won’t work but it’s good with the decent $10/pound crawfish
Posted by Cheesy Beaver
Kenna brah
Member since Dec 2014
4424 posts
Posted on 4/3/19 at 4:25 pm to
quote:

would you trust someone from the northsore in knowing how to boil crawfish correctly? I don’t view them as true Cajuns, and really don’t think they’ll know how to do it right.


quote:

baton rouge


the jokes write themselves sometimes
Posted by rowbear1922
Houston, TX
Member since Oct 2008
15825 posts
Posted on 4/3/19 at 4:25 pm to
quote:

This isn’t a troll, I’m gonna go and enjoy some crawfish with great friends, just asking if y’all think they’ll be up to par with real Cajun standards


I bet you "boil" yours with black potatoes then sprinkle "cajun" seasoning after they come out of your clear tap water.
This post was edited on 4/3/19 at 4:27 pm
Posted by JudgeHolden
Gila River
Member since Jan 2008
18566 posts
Posted on 4/3/19 at 4:25 pm to
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My question is, would you trust someone from the northsore in knowing how to boil crawfish correctly?


You need to see his baw card to be sure.
Posted by Martini
Near Athens
Member since Mar 2005
49696 posts
Posted on 4/3/19 at 4:29 pm to
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OP sounds like he enjoys asparagus up his a-hole.



He’s another Paul Allen alter?
Posted by Cdawg
TigerFred's Living Room
Member since Sep 2003
62212 posts
Posted on 4/3/19 at 4:30 pm to
quote:

just asking if y’all think they’ll be up to par with real Cajun standards

You need to be worried if they're up to Vietnamese standards. They're better at it than the cajuns.




Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
34720 posts
Posted on 4/3/19 at 4:37 pm to
Some of the worst crawfish I've eaten was in the middle of "Cajun country"...

They should be exiled back to Acadia for pouring seasoning on the top.
This post was edited on 4/3/19 at 4:57 pm
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