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Cow Cuddling Is The New Wellness Trend Now And It Costs $300 For A 90-Minute Session
Posted on 10/26/18 at 9:39 pm
Posted on 10/26/18 at 9:39 pm
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Ever thought of snuggling up with a 1,000 lb farm animal to help with your mental health? No? Neither have I. But, if the sound of that intrigues you, you’re in luck. Because as it turns out, ‘cow cuddling’ might be the hottest new wellness trend. It’ll set you back a few bills, but could it be worth it?
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According to PubMed, there is proof that humans can decrease their stress levels by interacting with animals.
Cows have a body temperature that is slightly higher than humans and their heart rate is lower than ours. Cuddling up with a cow, feeling that lower heart rate and higher body temperature, is very relaxing,” Mountain Horse Farm wrote on their website.
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Posted on 10/26/18 at 9:41 pm to Tigerbait357
It's weird that some cows get to do that while others are sent off to slaughter houses. Talk about a tale of two fates.
Posted on 10/26/18 at 9:41 pm to Tigerbait357
Thought I was going to see Schumer
Posted on 10/26/18 at 9:42 pm to Tigerbait357
I wouldn't NOT nap with a nice cow tbh
Posted on 10/26/18 at 9:42 pm to GoldenBoy
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It's weird that some cows get to do that while others are sent off to slaughter houses.
This post was edited on 10/26/18 at 9:44 pm
Posted on 10/26/18 at 9:43 pm to Hester Carries
Udderly ridiculous
Posted on 10/26/18 at 9:43 pm to Tigerbait357
Cows fricking stink
Posted on 10/26/18 at 9:45 pm to GoldenBoy
well, don't forget, the female cows are raped basically every few months.
Gotta make sure you fatties have that disgusting smelly animal's breast milk to slurp on.................
Gotta make sure you fatties have that disgusting smelly animal's breast milk to slurp on.................
This post was edited on 10/26/18 at 9:46 pm
Posted on 10/26/18 at 10:10 pm to Tigerbait357
Money laundering is alive and well.
Posted on 10/26/18 at 10:11 pm to Balloon Huffer
Seems like a good way to get rolled up on by a half ton animal and die
Posted on 10/26/18 at 10:12 pm to Tigerbait357
That is a mean thing to say about your mom.
Posted on 10/26/18 at 10:16 pm to Tigerbait357
This post was edited on 10/26/18 at 10:18 pm
Posted on 10/26/18 at 10:43 pm to Jackie Chan
I fricking hate cows.
This post was edited on 10/26/18 at 10:44 pm
Posted on 10/26/18 at 10:59 pm to Tigerbait357
This world is truly fricked up.
Posted on 10/26/18 at 11:19 pm to Tigerbait357
I bet you could cuddle with a fat chick for cheaper than $300
Posted on 10/26/18 at 11:27 pm to Bourre
Been there, would do it again.
Posted on 10/26/18 at 11:31 pm to Bourre
quote:But it would cost you your dignity. How much is that worth?
bet you could cuddle with a fat chick for cheaper than $300
Posted on 10/26/18 at 11:41 pm to Tigerbait357
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Cow Cuddling Is The New Wellness Trend
Posted on 10/26/18 at 11:52 pm to Tigerbait357
just taking advantage of libtards, and having no shame in doing it.
Posted on 10/26/18 at 11:59 pm to duggieblue
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Udderly ridiculous
Someone was bound to make that joke one way or the udder just because they cud.
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