re: Cow Cuddling Is The New Wellness Trend Now And It Costs $300 For A 90-Minute Session

I know yall jest, but there is a cow field out next to my dad's land. I'll go out there from time to time to the fence line and check them out (mostly to check out their shite and if anything is growing from it ). But they are real curious and pretty damn friendly. I'll hold out some grass and stuff sometimes and they will come up to me and eat it out of my hand. I think they are true believers in the 'grass is greener on the other side of the fence'. You will also see them out there goofing off and playing around. Cows are pretty cool.

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Enjoy them burgers while you can the cow will become the pet of the future for the millennials.

Damn that cow is an athlete.

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You will also see them out there goofing off and playing around.

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What does a cow do when it’s goofing around?

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Theyre alright until you try to be financially involved in them. Then theyre a four legged pain in the arse

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A friend of my dad's that lives down the road raises cattle for meat. He usually doesn't have a lot maybe 4-10 at the most. Says the winter time is when it gets real expensive as they grass dies and you got to get them feed, otherwise he lets them eat the grass. They aren't overstuffed in the fence area either. I helped load up a male one time to take to the slaughter house (they bid on it first) and he was using bread to lure him onto the trailer. That dude was a beast and wasn't even a prime alpha bull yet.

Also a cow goofing around is kinda like a dog goofing off. The cow will lower its head and wiggle its back end from side to side while kinda jumping up in place.

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Damn how is that lady not dead

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Man, she got the frick kicked out of her!

less than 6 months someone will be arrested on charges of beastiality and/or solicitation and/or prostitution...