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re: Could you fix Jennifer Lopez?
Posted on 10/17/25 at 9:58 am to TulsaSooner78
Posted on 10/17/25 at 9:58 am to TulsaSooner78
She's def in the danger zone on the crazy hot scale.
Posted on 10/17/25 at 9:58 am to TulsaSooner78
She's unfixable. Word in Hollywood is that she's a complete count.
Posted on 10/17/25 at 10:01 am to TulsaSooner78
She paid someone to tell her what she wants to hear.
Posted on 10/17/25 at 10:02 am to TulsaSooner78
Paraphrased: It’s you, not me.
Posted on 10/17/25 at 10:04 am to TulsaSooner78
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"What I learned, it's not that I'm not lovable — it's that they're not capable. ... They don't have it in them," she said
Wow, she knows me so well and I've never even met her (yet
Dat arse is most certainly worth fixin'.

Posted on 10/17/25 at 10:06 am to TulsaSooner78
Would not want to follow in the dicksteps of Diddy.
Posted on 10/17/25 at 11:00 am to TulsaSooner78
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Could you fix Jennifer Lopez?
Yes. With a circus cannon.
Posted on 10/17/25 at 11:05 am to TulsaSooner78
I've always found her very attractive.
Until I hear that Puerto Rican-Brooklyn-New York accent.
I can't stand it.
Until I hear that Puerto Rican-Brooklyn-New York accent.
I can't stand it.
Posted on 10/17/25 at 11:08 am to SallysHuman
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What I learned, it's not that I'm not lovable — it's that they're not capable. ... They don't have it in them,
This is what most lefty therapist types are feeding into married women's brains as we speak.
Posted on 10/17/25 at 11:18 am to TulsaSooner78
Hit it then quit it.
Posted on 10/17/25 at 11:28 am to TulsaSooner78
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When I got divorced this last time, it was the best thing that ever happened to me," she explained. "Because it really made me journey into— I mean, I had a religious coach, I had a therapist, a couple's therapist, an individual therapist, I had a coach to understand addiction. I had everything. I was like, 'I'm gonna f---in' figure this s--- out if it kills me.'"
Girl you need to get your arse in side a church.
Posted on 10/17/25 at 11:33 am to TulsaSooner78
“All of my marriages fail, but the problem isn’t me”
Posted on 10/17/25 at 11:34 am to waiting4saturday
Posted on 10/17/25 at 11:37 am to TulsaSooner78
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had a religious coach, I had a therapist, a couple's therapist, an individual therapist, I had a coach to understand addiction.
Did she have 2 separate therapist?
Posted on 10/17/25 at 11:40 am to TulsaSooner78
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I mean, I had a religious coach, I had a therapist, a couple's therapist, an individual therapist, I had a coach to understand addiction.
And all of these people told you exactly what you wanted to hear so they could stick around and get a check!
Posted on 10/17/25 at 11:42 am to TulsaSooner78
No but I could contribute to her disappointment in men .
Posted on 10/17/25 at 11:50 am to saint tiger225
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Dat arse is most certainly worth fixin'.
Clean broke in two parts, can’t be fixed.
Posted on 10/17/25 at 11:52 am to LSUtoBOOT
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Clean broke in two parts, can’t be fixed.
isn't she another one of those Disney kids? are there any of them that aren't completely fricked up?
Posted on 10/17/25 at 11:55 am to 777Tiger
She was a Fly Girl. Don't think she wore the mouse ears.
Posted on 10/17/25 at 11:55 am to TulsaSooner78
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"What I learned, it's not that I'm not lovable — it's that they're not capable. ... They don't have it in them," she said, adding, "And they gave me what they had. They gave me all of it, every time. All the rings, all the things I could ever want. The houses, the rings, the marriage. All of it. But.…"
Even if I were single and wanted to, there’s not a thing I could do for this woman.
Think about what’s she’s saying here. Four dudes gave her everything she wanted and she walked away from all of those marriages thinking that they did not AND could not love her enough.
Then, she pays a bunch of “yes men/women” to validate her narcissism.
Call me a liar if you will, but there isn’t enough beauty and money on the planet to convince me to voluntarily fall into the black hole of happiness that is JLo.
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