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re: Could you fix Jennifer Lopez?

Posted on 10/17/25 at 9:58 am to
Posted by kennypowers
AR
Member since Mar 2009
615 posts
Posted on 10/17/25 at 9:58 am to
She's def in the danger zone on the crazy hot scale.
Posted by HuskyPanda
Philly
Member since Feb 2018
2257 posts
Posted on 10/17/25 at 9:58 am to
She's unfixable. Word in Hollywood is that she's a complete count.
Posted by AtlantaLSUfan
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2009
26694 posts
Posted on 10/17/25 at 10:01 am to
She paid someone to tell her what she wants to hear.
Posted by TheHarahanian
Actually not Harahan as of 6/2023
Member since May 2017
23054 posts
Posted on 10/17/25 at 10:02 am to

Paraphrased: It’s you, not me.
Posted by saint tiger225
San Diego
Member since Jan 2011
46370 posts
Posted on 10/17/25 at 10:04 am to
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"What I learned, it's not that I'm not lovable — it's that they're not capable. ... They don't have it in them," she said

Wow, she knows me so well and I've never even met her (yet ).

Dat arse is most certainly worth fixin'.



Posted by DeltaTigerDelta
Member since Jan 2017
13462 posts
Posted on 10/17/25 at 10:06 am to
Would not want to follow in the dicksteps of Diddy.
Posted by EphesianArmor
Member since Mar 2025
2548 posts
Posted on 10/17/25 at 11:00 am to
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Could you fix Jennifer Lopez?


Yes. With a circus cannon.

Posted by guzziguy
Lake Forest
Member since Jun 2022
772 posts
Posted on 10/17/25 at 11:05 am to
I've always found her very attractive.
Until I hear that Puerto Rican-Brooklyn-New York accent.
I can't stand it.
Posted by YumYum Sauce
Arkansas
Member since Nov 2010
9366 posts
Posted on 10/17/25 at 11:08 am to
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What I learned, it's not that I'm not lovable — it's that they're not capable. ... They don't have it in them,


This is what most lefty therapist types are feeding into married women's brains as we speak.
Posted by L1C4
The Ville
Member since Aug 2017
16144 posts
Posted on 10/17/25 at 11:18 am to
Hit it then quit it.
Posted by waiting4saturday
Covington, LA
Member since Sep 2005
10935 posts
Posted on 10/17/25 at 11:28 am to
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When I got divorced this last time, it was the best thing that ever happened to me," she explained. "Because it really made me journey into— I mean, I had a religious coach, I had a therapist, a couple's therapist, an individual therapist, I had a coach to understand addiction. I had everything. I was like, 'I'm gonna f---in' figure this s--- out if it kills me.'"


Girl you need to get your arse in side a church.
Posted by DesScorp
Alabama
Member since Sep 2017
9557 posts
Posted on 10/17/25 at 11:33 am to
“All of my marriages fail, but the problem isn’t me”
Posted by Chingon Ag
Member since Nov 2018
3964 posts
Posted on 10/17/25 at 11:34 am to
Posted by dupergreenie
Member since May 2014
9395 posts
Posted on 10/17/25 at 11:37 am to
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had a religious coach, I had a therapist, a couple's therapist, an individual therapist, I had a coach to understand addiction.


Did she have 2 separate therapist?
Posted by shallowminded
Member since Nov 2012
3113 posts
Posted on 10/17/25 at 11:40 am to
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I mean, I had a religious coach, I had a therapist, a couple's therapist, an individual therapist, I had a coach to understand addiction.


And all of these people told you exactly what you wanted to hear so they could stick around and get a check!
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
27709 posts
Posted on 10/17/25 at 11:42 am to
No but I could contribute to her disappointment in men .
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
19175 posts
Posted on 10/17/25 at 11:50 am to
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Dat arse is most certainly worth fixin'.

Clean broke in two parts, can’t be fixed.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
88503 posts
Posted on 10/17/25 at 11:52 am to
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Clean broke in two parts, can’t be fixed.


isn't she another one of those Disney kids? are there any of them that aren't completely fricked up?
Posted by wesfau
Member since Mar 2023
1834 posts
Posted on 10/17/25 at 11:55 am to
She was a Fly Girl. Don't think she wore the mouse ears.
Posted by Dadren
Jawja
Member since Dec 2023
3096 posts
Posted on 10/17/25 at 11:55 am to
quote:

"What I learned, it's not that I'm not lovable — it's that they're not capable. ... They don't have it in them," she said, adding, "And they gave me what they had. They gave me all of it, every time. All the rings, all the things I could ever want. The houses, the rings, the marriage. All of it. But.…"

Even if I were single and wanted to, there’s not a thing I could do for this woman.

Think about what’s she’s saying here. Four dudes gave her everything she wanted and she walked away from all of those marriages thinking that they did not AND could not love her enough.

Then, she pays a bunch of “yes men/women” to validate her narcissism.

Call me a liar if you will, but there isn’t enough beauty and money on the planet to convince me to voluntarily fall into the black hole of happiness that is JLo.
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