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re: Could you fix Jennifer Lopez?

Posted on 10/17/25 at 8:14 am to
Posted by The Third Leg
Idiot Out Wandering Around
Member since May 2014
11504 posts
Posted on 10/17/25 at 8:14 am to
Who could have imagined that a pop culture icon and sex symbol would turn out to be a delusional narcissist in real life?

Worlds just getting more and more unpredictable
Posted by dewster
Chicago
Member since Aug 2006
26322 posts
Posted on 10/17/25 at 8:16 am to
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"When I got divorced this last time, it was the best thing that ever happened to me," she explained. "Because it really made me journey into— I mean, I had a religious coach, I had a therapist, a couple's therapist, an individual therapist, I had a coach to understand addiction. I had everything. I was like, 'I'm gonna f---in' figure this s--- out if it kills me.'"


At some point all of this "treatment" and therapy/coach/bullshite is making you the worst version of yourself.
Posted by jamiegla1
Member since Aug 2016
7859 posts
Posted on 10/17/25 at 8:20 am to
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what's funny is she had SO MANY counselors and advisors and STILL thinks it ain't at least partially, if not mostly, her fault

It’s their business model. Women are the main ones seeking couples counseling. They can’t cut off their main customers
Posted by The Third Leg
Idiot Out Wandering Around
Member since May 2014
11504 posts
Posted on 10/17/25 at 8:20 am to
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At some point all of this "treatment" and therapy/coach/bullshite is making you the worst version of yourself.

I think that’s the point of therapy in most cases. Sure, you have very real trauma that some live through and need help sorting out, but most of this shite is just another big business enterprise aimed at extracting money from ordinary people. This one profits off your belief that there is something wrong with you and that you need these services to fix what is broken.

Posted by suavecito80
Member since Apr 2014
3131 posts
Posted on 10/17/25 at 8:27 am to
Will you look at that. Another woman and dodging accountability like Ali dodged punches in his prime. Imagine having all the money, fame and looks only to be still be miserable.
Posted by ronricks
Member since Mar 2021
10679 posts
Posted on 10/17/25 at 8:38 am to
Why? She's been in relationships with two homosexuals at minimum PDiddy and Ben Affleck. I'll pass.
Posted by wareaglepete
Lumon Industries
Member since Dec 2012
17075 posts
Posted on 10/17/25 at 8:40 am to
Would give it at least one shot.

Posted by SPEEDY
2005 Tiger Smack Poster of the Year
Member since Dec 2003
86415 posts
Posted on 10/17/25 at 8:51 am to
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What I learned, it's not that I'm not lovable — it's that they're not capable. ... They don't have it in them," she said, adding, "And they gave me what they had. They gave me all of it, every time. All the rings, all the things I could ever want. The houses, the rings, the marriage. All of it. But.…"


Shocking. It’s never a woman’s fault

That reminds me of that Bill Hicks bit on the fall of man



Posted by Pepe Lepew
Looney tuned .....
Member since Oct 2008
37775 posts
Posted on 10/17/25 at 8:54 am to
Dude

This is the OT

no pics given???????
Posted by FightinTigersDammit
Louisiana North
Member since Mar 2006
45677 posts
Posted on 10/17/25 at 9:03 am to
At this point, isn't she just Madonna without all the facial surgery?
Posted by BigFatPig
Member since Nov 2020
319 posts
Posted on 10/17/25 at 9:03 am to
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They don't have it in them


They had it in YOU, though.
Posted by Mutt Myers
Member since Jan 2024
405 posts
Posted on 10/17/25 at 9:05 am to
Them thunder thighs ain’t getting any smaller.

She should try another rapper this time. Diddy Combs seemed to work out pretty well for her. She didn’t get roughed up too bad.
This post was edited on 10/17/25 at 9:57 am
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
82724 posts
Posted on 10/17/25 at 9:06 am to
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I would try fixing her anally first…. and go from there


Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
82724 posts
Posted on 10/17/25 at 9:09 am to
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What I learned, it's not that I'm not lovable — it's that they're not capable. ... They don't have it in them,"


Posted by iwyLSUiwy
I'm your huckleberry
Member since Apr 2008
40365 posts
Posted on 10/17/25 at 9:12 am to
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Some guys love that body type and face.





Posted by Got Blaze
Youngsville
Member since Dec 2013
9768 posts
Posted on 10/17/25 at 9:51 am to
In any relationship or marriage, it's not about someone else. It all comes down to looking in the mirror, taking a personal inventory, and working on your own problems. IMO, J-Lo doesn't love herself and she's blaming others for her insecurities. Only J-Lo can fix J-Lo. Material things and all the money in the world won't make her happy. In reality, she probably needs to find God in her life. He NEVER lets you down and is ALWAYS there.
Posted by DaleGribblesMower
Member since Dec 2013
6556 posts
Posted on 10/17/25 at 9:55 am to
Woman pays yes men to help her continue to avoid accountability. What an amazing turn of events
Posted by 9Fiddy
19th Hole
Member since Jan 2007
66311 posts
Posted on 10/17/25 at 9:56 am to
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what's funny is she had SO MANY counselors and advisors and STILL thinks it ain't at least partially, if not mostly, her fault.

You don't get paid $500 an hour and be a therapist to the stars telling the most narcissistic people on the planet it's a you problem and actually helping them. You feed the fantasy and keep them coming back.
This post was edited on 10/17/25 at 9:56 am
Posted by stelly1025
Lafayette
Member since May 2012
9835 posts
Posted on 10/17/25 at 9:56 am to
Nope
Posted by MyRockstarComplex
The airport
Member since Nov 2009
4851 posts
Posted on 10/17/25 at 9:57 am to
Celebrities typically have to marry other celebrities because most normal humans aren’t capable of dealing with that situation. Additionally the thing that drives them to want to be celebrities makes them inherently broken people.

Only an alligator hunter can deal with shite like that.
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