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COSO: Male Contraception Made Simple
Posted on 8/6/22 at 8:49 am
Posted on 8/6/22 at 8:49 am
What is it?
How it works
COSO – THE NEW WAY OF MALE CONTRACEPTION
quote:Wow! Sounds awesome! I love it here in the future!
COSO is an ultrasound-based, reversible and hormone-free male contraceptive device for home use that temporarily modifies spermatogenesis.
How it works
quote:Sweet! Even has its own app. All you have to do is stick your balls in a warm water filled cup and let ultrasonic waves blast your tadpoles harmlessly away, kind of like the Dementors in Harry Potter.
The user puts water into the device up to the indicated mark which is set together with a doctor according to individual testicle size. Then the water is heated up to operating temperature. COSO is ready for ultrasound treatment. The user spreads his legs and sits down to place the testicles in the device. The ultrasound process continues for a few minutes. The remaining time can be monitored in real time via the COSO app.
quote:Totally. Sign me up.
So far, the procedure has been applied to animals. Therefore, the technical parameters are hypothetically transferred to humans.
COSO – THE NEW WAY OF MALE CONTRACEPTION
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Posted on 8/6/22 at 8:51 am to blueboy
Feminists: your sperm, not your choice.
Posted on 8/6/22 at 8:52 am to blueboy
quote:
All you have to do is stick your balls in a warm water filled cup and let ultrasonic waves blast your tadpoles harmlessly away, kind of like the Dementors in Harry Potter.
How the frick were dementors the first place your mind went after reading about teabagging ultrasonic waves?
Posted on 8/6/22 at 8:53 am to blueboy
Sitting with my nuts in warm water? I'd probably end up cranking one out and taking a nap so I guess it would work.
Posted on 8/6/22 at 8:54 am to blueboy
quote:
kind of like the Dementors in Harry Potter.
It’s been a white since I read the books but idk if that’s what Dementors do.
Posted on 8/6/22 at 8:58 am to blueboy
I'm looking forward to a future in which they sell them in three sizes: Large, Extra Large, and Absurdly Huge 
Posted on 8/6/22 at 8:59 am to blueboy
This will become very popular in the locker rooms of the NFL, NBA, MLB, NCAA, etc.
No more baby mamas taking 3/4 of your sh!t.
No more baby mamas taking 3/4 of your sh!t.
Posted on 8/6/22 at 9:01 am to AlextheBodacious
quote:I just pictured unwanted little floaty things getting blasted away by an energy beam.
How the frick were dementors the first place your mind went after reading about teabagging ultrasonic waves?
But okay. How about the EMP blasting the Sentinels in The Matrix?
Posted on 8/6/22 at 9:02 am to Joshjrn
quote:
Absurdly Huge
Posted on 8/6/22 at 9:02 am to blueboy
Back in my day COSO meant Committee of Sponsoring Organizations of the Treadway Commission.
Posted on 8/6/22 at 9:03 am to blueboy
What the frick are you doing?
Just soaking my balls.
Just soaking my balls.
Posted on 8/6/22 at 9:03 am to blueboy
I am all in favor of male contraception.
But damn, they couldn't make this a bit less humiliating.
quote:
The user spreads his legs and sits down to place the testicles in the device
But damn, they couldn't make this a bit less humiliating.
Posted on 8/6/22 at 9:06 am to blueboy
All I gotta do is dunk my nuts in that while she gets me ready to roll and I don’t have to worry about kids? Sign me up.
Posted on 8/6/22 at 9:09 am to blueboy
a warm water ball soak followed by a procedure to test the results sounds like time well spent to me
Posted on 8/6/22 at 9:18 am to blueboy
quote:
Contraception Made Simple
PIIHB or she swallows
Posted on 8/6/22 at 9:41 am to blueboy
Interesting but not needed here. The OT cucks who so desired have already had their vasectomy. 
Posted on 8/6/22 at 9:46 am to blueboy
I’ll never understand why it’s so difficult to just pull out or use birth control.
Posted on 8/6/22 at 9:52 am to blueboy
So I can not pull out now? I'm in.
Posted on 8/6/22 at 9:52 am to blueboy
Seems like a pretty awkward interruption to foreplay, if you ask me.
Posted on 8/6/22 at 9:54 am to blueboy
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Male Contraception
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