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re: Conjoined twin who rose to fame in reality show Abby & Brittany gets married

Posted on 3/28/24 at 10:59 am to
Posted by Chad504boy
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Member since Feb 2005
166136 posts
Posted on 3/28/24 at 10:59 am to
Can Left she breathe for Right she if one were to put a plastic bag over her head?
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
64401 posts
Posted on 3/28/24 at 11:01 am to
So many questions…

It sounds like he’s with Abby, but not Brittany.

If they’re fooling around and Abby goes down to give him head, what does Brittany do? Go to her happy place while his nuts slap her on the side of her face?

What happens when Brittany falls for another guy and wants to fool around with him?

When he’s munching the carpet, do they both come?

What if Abby agrees to anal but Brittney is not on board?
Posted by CamNewtonsDress
Member since Mar 2024
411 posts
Posted on 3/28/24 at 11:03 am to
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Yeah but then she'd get mad because you've been fricking her sister


Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
166136 posts
Posted on 3/28/24 at 11:03 am to
if they make a baby does he have to buy two mother's day gifts?
Posted by lsu xman
Member since Oct 2006
15531 posts
Posted on 3/28/24 at 11:08 am to
Do they have 2 social security numbers?? 2 DL? How does the cop know who to issue the ticket to?
Posted by eatpie
Kentucky
Member since Aug 2018
1121 posts
Posted on 3/28/24 at 11:11 am to
First of all, congratulations. That's good for them!

BUT I'd be concerned about the arguments. Can you imagine if they each had multiple-personality syndrome? The conversations and arguments would be LIT!

Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
123937 posts
Posted on 3/28/24 at 11:33 am to
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The medical issue in question is “she has another chick attached to her.”



Well, they always say that when you marry a woman you marry her family.
Posted by DeltaTigerDelta
Member since Jan 2017
11261 posts
Posted on 3/28/24 at 11:44 am to
Two menstrual cycles per month?
Posted by Tortious
ATX
Member since Nov 2010
5132 posts
Posted on 3/28/24 at 11:48 am to
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Two mouths and one vagina is simply the wrongest ratio you could ever pick for a life partner.


Other way wouldn't be so bad, but now he can get bitched at twice.
Posted by caliegeaux
Member since Aug 2004
10124 posts
Posted on 3/28/24 at 11:51 am to
i bet he goes double or nothing quite often.
Posted by elprez00
Hammond, LA
Member since Sep 2011
29365 posts
Posted on 3/28/24 at 12:22 pm to
I have so many questions.

Edit: Darth covered most of them.
This post was edited on 3/28/24 at 12:24 pm
Posted by Tortious
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Member since Nov 2010
5132 posts
Posted on 3/28/24 at 12:27 pm to
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Can Left she breathe for Right she if one were to put a plastic bag over her head?


Jesus - you probably just got out on some list.
Posted by Play_Neck
Member since Dec 2014
1843 posts
Posted on 3/28/24 at 12:30 pm to
This might be the perfect law school fact pattern for both (a) family law and (b) constitutional law vis-a-visa polygamy (which I think progressives will push for in the next five years, given all the "I can marry a tree" shite)
Posted by bamadontcare
Member since Jun 2013
2754 posts
Posted on 3/28/24 at 12:31 pm to
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I wonder if when they are mad at each other the other sister might scream out to do stuff the other one hates. "Stick it in my arse and choke me. I'll pretend I hate it!"


Dude
Posted by Play_Neck
Member since Dec 2014
1843 posts
Posted on 3/28/24 at 12:32 pm to
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Darth_Vader

quote:

So many questions…

It sounds like he’s with Abby, but not Brittany.

If they’re fooling around and


I'm genuinely intrigued by the two brains connected to one set of pleasure zone stuff--which is a big part of your questions...
Posted by Pax Regis
Alabama
Member since Sep 2007
12929 posts
Posted on 3/28/24 at 12:41 pm to
Blowjobs would be interesting….
Posted by John88
Member since Sep 2015
6199 posts
Posted on 3/28/24 at 12:46 pm to
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If they’re fooling around and Abby goes down to give him head, what does Brittany do? Go to her happy place while his nuts slap her on the side of her face?


Posted by scott8811
Ratchet City, LA
Member since Oct 2014
11307 posts
Posted on 3/28/24 at 12:49 pm to
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How can you possibly marry only "1" of them



There's no way this isn't a weird fetish of his
Posted by IAmNERD
Member since May 2017
19179 posts
Posted on 3/28/24 at 12:50 pm to
Good for her. Er...them.

Good for them...and him.
Posted by LSUfanNkaty
LC, Louisiana
Member since Jan 2015
11096 posts
Posted on 3/28/24 at 12:51 pm to
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