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re: Conjoined twin who rose to fame in reality show Abby & Brittany gets married

Posted on 3/28/24 at 12:52 pm to
Posted by GeauxTigers123
Member since Feb 2007
1297 posts
Posted on 3/28/24 at 12:52 pm to
I realize everyone is cool behind their screenames, but I don’t blame these girls for wanting to have a kid.

This guy apparently was interested in marrying them.

Is it conventional? No. Should they be banished for being born differently. No.


I hope they have a kid and live a fulfilled life.
Posted by IAmNERD
Member since May 2017
19180 posts
Posted on 3/28/24 at 12:56 pm to
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What if one likes the butt stuff and the other doesn't?

Could one be asleep while the other is awake fricking her husband? Or like, when you wake up in the middle of the night and have to pee really bad, do they both have that feeling? Does one wake up after the other has made it to the toilet and wonder if she is pissing the bed at first?

So many questions with these girls.
This post was edited on 3/28/24 at 12:56 pm
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
64403 posts
Posted on 3/28/24 at 12:57 pm to
I wonder if each one controls only the arm and leg on her side of the body, or can each control both arms and legs? And if they each can control both arms and legs, what if one wants to go this way while the other wants to go another way?
Posted by idlewatcher
County Jail
Member since Jan 2012
78939 posts
Posted on 3/28/24 at 1:00 pm to
I’ll bet they are awesome at Wack-A-Mole. 4 eyes on the prize
Posted by GumboPot
Member since Mar 2009
118691 posts
Posted on 3/28/24 at 1:03 pm to
quote:

Which one has the orgasm ?







it's a joke bro - neither



Probably both:

Posted by QJenk
Atl, Ga
Member since Jan 2013
15248 posts
Posted on 3/28/24 at 1:04 pm to
I wonder which one gives the best head.
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
166144 posts
Posted on 3/28/24 at 1:04 pm to
I’ve never seen somebody walk around with a dead head
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
64403 posts
Posted on 3/28/24 at 1:05 pm to
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Seeing this brings up another question, which one has been designated to be the one to always wipe their arse? And does she resent getting stuck with such a shitty job?
Posted by Pitt Road
Floriduh
Member since Aug 2017
773 posts
Posted on 3/28/24 at 1:06 pm to
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1,2


1, 1.5
Posted by Tortious
ATX
Member since Nov 2010
5132 posts
Posted on 3/28/24 at 1:08 pm to
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Good for her. Er...them.


About the only time pronouns of they, them, etc. should be used.
Posted by Pitt Road
Floriduh
Member since Aug 2017
773 posts
Posted on 3/28/24 at 1:09 pm to
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1,2


1, 1.5, 2
Posted by ItNeverRains
37069
Member since Oct 2007
25402 posts
Posted on 3/28/24 at 1:10 pm to
I have so many questions and sick jokes I’m just going to say good for them I hope they are happy.
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
94915 posts
Posted on 3/28/24 at 1:14 pm to
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
22148 posts
Posted on 3/28/24 at 1:19 pm to
The one question I've not seen asked yet is this: Would you? The answer is, I would.
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
64403 posts
Posted on 3/28/24 at 1:32 pm to
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The one question I've not seen asked yet is this: Would you? The answer is, I would.


But would it be because you find them hot, or out of a sense of curiosity?
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
22148 posts
Posted on 3/28/24 at 1:41 pm to
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But would it be because you find them hot, or out of a sense of curiosity?

It ain't because they're attractive, because they're not. I'd bang a midget, too, if the opportunity presented itself. Conjoined midgets, they would crown you king of the carnival even if you aren't a gypsy.
This post was edited on 3/28/24 at 1:43 pm
Posted by Morecowbell
Ravenite Social Club
Member since Jul 2005
3053 posts
Posted on 3/28/24 at 1:41 pm to
quote:

Blowjobs would be interesting…


Alright ladies, who wants to taste it and who wants to smell it?
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
166144 posts
Posted on 3/28/24 at 1:43 pm to
quote:

The one question I've not seen asked yet is this: Would you?


no thanks. it'd be like fricking a female version of oweo.
Posted by Chazreinhold
Utah
Member since Oct 2020
5734 posts
Posted on 3/28/24 at 1:46 pm to
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It sounds like he’s with Abby, but not Brittany.

If they’re fooling around and Abby goes down to give him head, what does Brittany do? Go to her happy place while his nuts slap her on the side of her face?




Posted by RealDawg
Dawgville
Member since Nov 2012
9367 posts
Posted on 3/28/24 at 1:47 pm to
Conjoined midgets with a third titty ftw.
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