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re: Christmas guest has sh!t on our brand new sofa
Posted on 12/25/22 at 10:40 pm to Eli Goldfinger
Posted on 12/25/22 at 10:40 pm to Eli Goldfinger
What a fricked up situation. I don't know what I'd do. I guess I'd hope the shitting guest would feel some semblance of remorse and offer some kind of compensation.
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Posted on 12/25/22 at 10:41 pm to Eli Goldfinger
Guessing you can’t have it cleaned and/or flip cushion? What did the guest say?
Posted on 12/25/22 at 10:42 pm to Eli Goldfinger
One the 13th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Salmonella in the form of diarrheeee
Salmonella in the form of diarrheeee
Posted on 12/25/22 at 10:43 pm to Capt ST
I’m not going with a cushion flip on a brand new sofa.
The guest is remorseful, but that’s not going to make me feel better about having a new sofa with shite on it.
The guest is remorseful, but that’s not going to make me feel better about having a new sofa with shite on it.
Posted on 12/25/22 at 10:43 pm to Setdhuk
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Flip the cushion and roll with it. They will forever be in debit to you.
In all seriousness, what kind of self-respecting person can just flip the cushion knowing the other side has been defecated upon?
Posted on 12/25/22 at 10:43 pm to Giantkiller
You sure its not just a melted Hershey's kiss?
Posted on 12/25/22 at 10:44 pm to Langland
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Literally suck it up and don't be a bitch.
Man frick that, you can sit on the shite couch. At the very least they’re buying me a new cushion.
Posted on 12/25/22 at 10:44 pm to TexasTiger33
Seriously…that’s something college kids and poors do.
Posted on 12/25/22 at 10:44 pm to Eli Goldfinger
Call back to one of the greatest who-dunnit OT mysteries.
Who shite on the bakers rack
Who shite on the bakers rack
This post was edited on 12/25/22 at 10:48 pm
Posted on 12/25/22 at 10:45 pm to Eli Goldfinger
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We added a new sofa as the only piece of sitting furniture.
Obviously they misheard you and thought you said “shitting furniture”.
Posted on 12/25/22 at 10:46 pm to Eli Goldfinger
Get it cleaned up, with minimal fanfare. You also now have the green light to call him/her Amber Heard, forever, and can shite anywhere in their home that you choose. He/her chose your couch.
Posted on 12/25/22 at 10:46 pm to Eli Goldfinger
Check your baker’s rack
Posted on 12/25/22 at 10:46 pm to Eli Goldfinger
Well that’s what you get when you invite Amber Heard to your party.
Posted on 12/25/22 at 10:47 pm to Eli Goldfinger
Now you don’t have to worry about kids or grandkids puking or pooping on it.
Posted on 12/25/22 at 10:47 pm to Eli Goldfinger
Posted on 12/25/22 at 10:47 pm to BrohemAlem11
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And this is why I log on to the OT on Dec 25th
Just told my Girlfriend this shite(pun) is why the OT is so fricking great sometimes.
Holiday In-Game threads always make me grateful.
Posted on 12/25/22 at 10:49 pm to Eli Goldfinger
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and sh!t on it.
Tell me you had the POTUS for dinner without telling me you had the Potus for dinner.
Posted on 12/25/22 at 10:49 pm to Eli Goldfinger
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It’s 100% true.
I can give photographic evidence tomorrow.
This dude's planning to shite on his own couch for a picture tomorrow so we believe his story. True commitment to the bit.
Posted on 12/25/22 at 10:49 pm to TexasTiger33
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what kind of self-respecting person can just flip the cushion knowing the other side has been defecated upon?
The kind who bring us this thread with no evidence. If someone shits on my couch, no fewer than 5 people are getting pics of it.
Posted on 12/25/22 at 10:50 pm to Eli Goldfinger
Who noticed it first? Did they alert you that it happened? Are they aware it happened? Did they attempt to clean it?
How big is this shite spot? Approximate surface area? So many questions…
How big is this shite spot? Approximate surface area? So many questions…
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