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Christmas guest has sh!t on our brand new sofa

Posted on 12/25/22 at 10:33 pm
Posted by Eli Goldfinger
Member since Sep 2016
32785 posts
Posted on 12/25/22 at 10:33 pm
Wife & I did a remodel last week to turn our dining room into a piano room/library. We added a new sofa as the only piece of sitting furniture.

So the sofa got delivered Thursday afternoon, and one of our Christmas guests has gotten sick to their stomach (not alcohol related) and sh!t on it.

Should I insist that they purchase a new one?
Posted by SquatchDawg
Cohutta Wilderness
Member since Sep 2012
14209 posts
Posted on 12/25/22 at 10:34 pm to
Was this an adult, child or dog?
Posted by Eli Goldfinger
Member since Sep 2016
32785 posts
Posted on 12/25/22 at 10:34 pm to
Adult
Posted by scott8811
Ratchet City, LA
Member since Oct 2014
11338 posts
Posted on 12/25/22 at 10:35 pm to
And this is why I log on to the OT on Dec 25th
Posted by RATeamWannabe
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2009
25946 posts
Posted on 12/25/22 at 10:35 pm to
I don’t believe you
Posted by TomJoadGhost
Alabama
Member since Nov 2022
1003 posts
Posted on 12/25/22 at 10:35 pm to
There’s too much to unpack here to give an honest assessment.
Posted by MoarKilometers
Member since Apr 2015
17923 posts
Posted on 12/25/22 at 10:36 pm to
Pics
Posted by Mud_Bone
Member since Dec 2021
2162 posts
Posted on 12/25/22 at 10:36 pm to
quote:

Christmas guest has sh!t on our brand new sofa


Well, if they died on your couch you DO know that they couldn't help it.......
Posted by Eli Goldfinger
Member since Sep 2016
32785 posts
Posted on 12/25/22 at 10:36 pm to
It’s 100% true.
I can give photographic evidence tomorrow.
Posted by TexasTiger33
Member since Feb 2022
13364 posts
Posted on 12/25/22 at 10:37 pm to
Posted by HDAU
Member since Nov 2014
1569 posts
Posted on 12/25/22 at 10:37 pm to
I’ll reserve my judgment until then.
Posted by habz007
New Orleans
Member since Nov 2007
3696 posts
Posted on 12/25/22 at 10:37 pm to
Posted by Langland
Trumplandia
Member since Apr 2014
15382 posts
Posted on 12/25/22 at 10:38 pm to
Wet vac it for a $50 rental.

Literally suck it up and don't be a bitch.
Posted by Eli Goldfinger
Member since Sep 2016
32785 posts
Posted on 12/25/22 at 10:38 pm to
Exactly this
Posted by DownSouthCrawfish
Simcoe Strip - He/Him/Helicopter
Member since Oct 2011
36368 posts
Posted on 12/25/22 at 10:39 pm to
Don’t be a grinch bro


Posted by TheArrogantCorndog
Highland Rd
Member since Sep 2009
14815 posts
Posted on 12/25/22 at 10:39 pm to
I'm one thread away from christmas bingo

Posted by armsdealer
Member since Feb 2016
11508 posts
Posted on 12/25/22 at 10:39 pm to
Are you a 90's sitcom writer?
Posted by Setdhuk
Little Rock, AR
Member since Sep 2005
13 posts
Posted on 12/25/22 at 10:39 pm to
Flip the cushion and roll with it. They will forever be in debit to you.
Posted by Z Cavaricci
Member since Jun 2020
1021 posts
Posted on 12/25/22 at 10:40 pm to

What go do bout ma legs?
This post was edited on 12/25/22 at 10:42 pm
Posted by TigerBlood62
Shreveport
Member since Nov 2016
227 posts
Posted on 12/25/22 at 10:40 pm to
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