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re: Christmas guest has sh!t on our brand new sofa
Posted on 12/25/22 at 11:35 pm to Eli Goldfinger
Posted on 12/25/22 at 11:35 pm to Eli Goldfinger
I don’t believe this thread one bit by the way.
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Posted on 12/25/22 at 11:35 pm to adam2000
quote:
Shouldn't have feed him undercooked turkey.
Once gain, who is Him? The OP never stated it was a male or female. He has specifically avoided it.
ETA: he has now added that the producer of the septic bilgewater is female.
This post was edited on 12/25/22 at 11:39 pm
Posted on 12/25/22 at 11:43 pm to BigWillyMetry
quote:
Puddle of shite water that soaked into my couch.
A Christmas gift to you, and you are not grateful?
Thank them for such a unique gift that you may never get again.
Posted on 12/25/22 at 11:48 pm to Eli Goldfinger
well You have a piano and a couch in the dining room, she probably thought there was a bed in the bathroom so just didn’t want to waste the energy going around the house searching for the dang toilet. ??
Next time just take her outside and walk her around the yard every 30 mins or so.
Next time just take her outside and walk her around the yard every 30 mins or so.
This post was edited on 12/25/22 at 11:51 pm
Posted on 12/25/22 at 11:55 pm to Eli Goldfinger
1) she will offer to pay for the cleaning or replacing the cushion. I imagine if you have friends or family in such a room they are sophisticated enough to know that proper etiquette would call for such remuneration.
2) quit making a scene of it and try to have people avoid the room. Your guest is embarrassed and you shouldn’t want to embarrass them anymore. I doubt they purposely shat your couch
3) replace the cushion
4) invite the person back next year for Christmas
5) she likes anal sex
LS
2) quit making a scene of it and try to have people avoid the room. Your guest is embarrassed and you shouldn’t want to embarrass them anymore. I doubt they purposely shat your couch
3) replace the cushion
4) invite the person back next year for Christmas
5) she likes anal sex
LS
Posted on 12/25/22 at 11:57 pm to Eli Goldfinger
quote:
Should I insist that they purchase a new one?
Insist? No.
But negotiate.
“Either you replace MY couch, or I’m going to pull an Amber Heard in YOUR bed.”
Posted on 12/26/22 at 12:08 am to Willie Stroker
Sorry, I was too lazy to walk all the way to the bathroom. Thanks for the clean up!
Posted on 12/26/22 at 12:09 am to fightin tigers
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Who shite on the bakers rack
Sadly only one upvote to give.
Posted on 12/26/22 at 1:02 am to Eli Goldfinger
quote:
turn our dining room into a piano room/library
F the coach! Where do you eat now that you added a multi-use recreational room to your house?
Posted on 12/26/22 at 1:32 am to Eli Goldfinger
Dude
Posted on 12/26/22 at 6:30 am to Eli Goldfinger
Someone should tell her that as an adult....you never trust a fart!
Posted on 12/26/22 at 9:43 am to Eli Goldfinger
Bump for pics
Posted on 12/26/22 at 11:17 am to Eli Goldfinger
Just checking in, Baw. What did you decide to do about your shitty couch cushion?
Posted on 12/26/22 at 12:11 pm to Legion of Doom
As soon as the guests left this morning, I placed it on my back porch.
I’ll probably try to get a replacement.
I’ll probably try to get a replacement.
Posted on 12/26/22 at 9:46 pm to Eli Goldfinger
We’re going to need to see the sofa stain, Eli.
Posted on 12/27/22 at 10:29 am to Eli Goldfinger
Never did upload pictures. Tsk tsk.
Posted on 12/27/22 at 9:29 pm to Eli Goldfinger
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