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Chris Owens is still alive? Pic included. WYHI? I guess...

Posted on 3/18/19 at 11:40 am
Posted by jbgleason
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Member since Mar 2012
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Posted on 3/18/19 at 11:40 am
More amazing than the pic of Chris is that the guy next to her is 100 and looks better than she does at 89. The other two ladies are Gayle Benson and Angela Hill (retired news anchor and wife of the 100 year old doc). I guess this could even be a rank em.



I would have to go 3,4,1 and hope there are no broken hips.
Posted by JetsetNuggs
Member since Jun 2014
13927 posts
Posted on 3/18/19 at 11:41 am to
There are more wrinkles in this picture than a 70 year old elephant
Posted by DumpTruckerson
Member since Feb 2017
1479 posts
Posted on 3/18/19 at 11:42 am to
Legit looks like a plastic doll.. plastic surgery 99% of the time looks terrible.

Posted by Chad504boy
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Posted on 3/18/19 at 11:42 am to
3,3,3,3,3,3,3,3,3,3,3
Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
37527 posts
Posted on 3/18/19 at 11:42 am to
Ugh
Posted by Snipe
Member since Nov 2015
10929 posts
Posted on 3/18/19 at 11:43 am to
OK who TF is Chris Owens and

wtf does this mean "I would have to go 3,4,1"

frick it I'm old I don't get it.
Posted by ShortyRob
Member since Oct 2008
82116 posts
Posted on 3/18/19 at 11:43 am to
That woman is terrifying
Posted by Dam Guide
Member since Sep 2005
15511 posts
Posted on 3/18/19 at 11:44 am to
Oh cool, someone 3D printed themselves an old lady with boobs.
Posted by baldona
Florida
Member since Feb 2016
20458 posts
Posted on 3/18/19 at 11:45 am to
What the hell is that thing on the left? Looks like a sex doll from 2007 or something.

There is no way that thing looks itself in the mirror everyday and is happier with that look than simply the normal old lady look.

Woof
Posted by TheAlmightySmash
New Orleans
Member since Jun 2014
5479 posts
Posted on 3/18/19 at 11:45 am to
Everyone in that pic is knockin on death's door. WYHI might turn into manslaughter
Posted by jbgleason
Bailed out of BTR to God's Country
Member since Mar 2012
18907 posts
Posted on 3/18/19 at 11:45 am to
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who TF is Chris Owens


Famous entertainer from New Orleans. Has a place on Bourbon Street. You aren't from around here are you?

quote:

wtf does this mean "I would have to go 3,4,1"



Rating them L to R in order of which one first.

Edited to correct a horrendous typo regarding order of preference.
This post was edited on 3/18/19 at 12:11 pm
Posted by Fewer Kilometers
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2007
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Posted on 3/18/19 at 11:45 am to
quote:

who TF is Chris Owens

Never been to Bourbon Street?
Posted by Central Tiger
Louisiana
Member since May 2006
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Posted on 3/18/19 at 11:46 am to
Posted by blueridgeTiger
Granbury, TX
Member since Jun 2004
20281 posts
Posted on 3/18/19 at 11:46 am to
I saw Chris Owens perform about 30 years ago. She put on a real show.
Posted by parrotdr
Cesspool of Rationalization
Member since Oct 2003
7512 posts
Posted on 3/18/19 at 11:47 am to
Saw her in Winn Dixie just before Jazz Fest 5 years ago. You can thank my old phone at that time that you can't see facial details.

This post was edited on 3/18/19 at 11:55 am
Posted by Boudreaux35
BR
Member since Sep 2007
21497 posts
Posted on 3/18/19 at 11:48 am to
Ehhhhhhh, I think I'd have a little trouble getting in the proper condition to hit Owens. I mean, It's pretty bad fully clothed. I can only image the horror as it gets undressed.
Posted by Snipe
Member since Nov 2015
10929 posts
Posted on 3/18/19 at 11:48 am to
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Famous entertainer from New Orleans. Has a place on Bourbon Street. You aren't from around here are you?


Thanks, No not from NOLA, and go to Bourbon St as little as possible anymore.

quote:

Rating them R to L in order of which one first.


Figured something like that. Hard keeping up you you young'ens lingo.

frick now I sound like my dad.
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
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Posted on 3/18/19 at 11:49 am to
Who?
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 3/18/19 at 11:49 am to
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frick now I sound like my dad.

isn't it about time for your nap, pops?
Posted by reveille
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
1198 posts
Posted on 3/18/19 at 11:51 am to
WTF is that!?!
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