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re: Chinese Wife Robots

Posted on 8/4/26 at 10:28 am to
Posted by lake chuck fan
Vinton
Member since Aug 2011
25244 posts
Posted on 8/4/26 at 10:28 am to
quote:

I was not expecting the one going down on all fours was then going to do a handstand at a 45 degree angle haha



Yeah! Definitely need to fix its programing!
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76679 posts
Posted on 8/4/26 at 10:29 am to
quote:

Everyday Is Saturday
quote:

It’s time for Jesus’s return.

I better iron my Sunday clothes.
What’s the hurry?

It’ll wait until tomorrow at least.
Posted by LSUtigerMD
Member since Nov 2005
1172 posts
Posted on 8/4/26 at 10:29 am to
I’ve seen better Chinese robot wives in the Quad.
Posted by Buck_Rogers
Member since Jul 2013
2168 posts
Posted on 8/4/26 at 10:40 am to
On the bright side, maybe women will start realizing how replaceable they will become and change their attitudes. I kid. They're too self absorbed to realize this.
Posted by Dadren
Jawja
Member since Dec 2023
3523 posts
Posted on 8/4/26 at 11:15 am to
quote:

Young men with no prospect of a wife is a huge issue in China due to their past one-child policy as well as a cultural bias against female children.

I hear you but somehow, I just don’t think this is going to solve any of their actual problems.

Dude might think he’s solved his loneliness problem but one day, he's going to snap out of it and realize his penis is in a machine and almost certainly feel way worse.
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
85879 posts
Posted on 8/4/26 at 11:17 am to
I’d love to screw a hot Asian robot. Y’all all would too. Admit it.
Posted by N2cars
Member since Feb 2008
40482 posts
Posted on 8/4/26 at 11:21 am to
That's perfect.


Chinese already aren't reproducing and this will further expedite their return to irrelevance.



Posted by caro81
Member since Jul 2017
6639 posts
Posted on 8/4/26 at 11:39 am to
hey, let them cook.
Posted by Sams Crow
Idaho
Member since Apr 2026
845 posts
Posted on 8/4/26 at 11:58 am to
Yes. It takes your cash to clean up the mess, but the 'house' remains a shithole.
Posted by Traffic Circle
Down the Rabbit Hole
Member since Nov 2013
5195 posts
Posted on 8/4/26 at 12:00 pm to
It says right on the video that it’s AI.
Posted by LanierSpots
Gulf of America / Sarasota FL
Member since Sep 2010
72218 posts
Posted on 8/4/26 at 12:02 pm to
"China might be going a little too far with this robot division"






Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
31438 posts
Posted on 8/4/26 at 12:09 pm to

Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
20301 posts
Posted on 8/4/26 at 12:36 pm to
Fricking finally.

I have been waiting for a stay at home robot girlfriend.

This is gonna be amazing
Posted by lsuson
Metairie
Member since Oct 2013
15880 posts
Posted on 8/4/26 at 12:38 pm to
RIP
Posted by Champagne
Sabine Free State.
Member since Oct 2007
56614 posts
Posted on 8/4/26 at 1:58 pm to
She fine.
Posted by Zendog
Santa Barbara
Member since Feb 2019
7199 posts
Posted on 8/4/26 at 3:25 pm to



2, 1, 3
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
21575 posts
Posted on 8/4/26 at 3:50 pm to


Nurse: Where’s the rest of the robot?

Walowitz: I only made the arm.

Nurse: Because that’s all you needed.
Posted by ChatGPT of LA
Member since Mar 2023
8220 posts
Posted on 8/4/26 at 3:55 pm to
quote:

That’s going to be your wife because you can’t attract a real wife.


Middle age, overweight, loud, etc

or

A robot that cleans and does all chores, and let's you be at peace at all times
Posted by nealnan8
Atlanta
Member since Oct 2016
5306 posts
Posted on 8/4/26 at 3:59 pm to
Me Chinee
Me play joke
You buy robot
She no choke
Posted by jchamil
Member since Nov 2009
20084 posts
Posted on 8/4/26 at 4:02 pm to
quote:

Middle age, overweight, loud, etc

or

A robot that cleans and does all chores, and let's you be at peace at all times


Sounds like you chose poorly if these are your options
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