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re: Chinese Wife Robots

Posted on 8/4/26 at 4:11 pm to
Posted by ChatGPT of LA
Member since Mar 2023
8220 posts
Posted on 8/4/26 at 4:11 pm to
I date, I dont marry. Plenty of better prospects than entitled leach wives.

Zero reason for me to ever repeat that disaster. None

I already have a robot that cuts grass, and another indoors that vacuums and mops.

I have zero doubt when ability and price point is decent, ill have one that cleans, cooks, monitors home, etc etc etc

But yeah, no marrying r2d2, lol
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
96508 posts
Posted on 8/4/26 at 4:12 pm to
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That’s going to be your wife because you can’t attract a real wife.


Posted by SECCaptain
Member since Jun 2025
3139 posts
Posted on 8/4/26 at 4:18 pm to
So if someone had the opportunity to pick exactly what their SO looked like and that SO would perpetually obey/acquiesce to whatever they ask/request without conflict/complaint, you're telling me someone wouldn't choose that?
Posted by GetmorewithLes
UK Basketball Fan
Member since Jan 2011
23699 posts
Posted on 8/4/26 at 7:18 pm to
quote:

how much are these? asking for a friend...


depends on if getting the Love U Longtime model...
Posted by F1y0n7h3W4LL
Below I-10
Member since Jul 2019
4636 posts
Posted on 8/4/26 at 7:21 pm to
quote:

That’s going to be your wife because you can’t attract a real wife.


Considering what a real wife will cost you (a) in years of long run or (b) divorce, alimony, and child support, one of these might be quite the bargain.
Posted by TygerLyfe
Member since May 2023
4475 posts
Posted on 8/5/26 at 9:32 am to
I saw ex machina ..... Not good.
Posted by jchamil
Member since Nov 2009
20084 posts
Posted on 8/5/26 at 9:36 am to
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So if someone had the opportunity to pick exactly what their SO looked like and that SO would perpetually obey/acquiesce to whatever they ask/request without conflict/complaint, you're telling me someone wouldn't choose that?


It's a fricking robot

Posted by jchamil
Member since Nov 2009
20084 posts
Posted on 8/5/26 at 9:37 am to
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Zero reason for me to ever repeat that disaster. None


There it is. You did choose poorly
Posted by Red Eagle
Member since Aug 2026
137 posts
Posted on 8/5/26 at 9:37 am to
Saves some serious cash on child support and alimony
Posted by faraway
Member since Nov 2022
4357 posts
Posted on 8/5/26 at 9:44 am to
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I'm married to a hot latina. Better than your trailer park boyfriend
congrats. she's just modern trailer park material using you for citizenship.
Posted by cajunangelle
Member since Oct 2012
172335 posts
Posted on 8/5/26 at 9:56 am to
Posted by ChatGPT of LA
Member since Mar 2023
8220 posts
Posted on 8/5/26 at 10:09 am to
quote:

You did choose poorly


Depends on what you think poorly means.

The disaster was marriage, not necessarily the wife.

Losers might look at it differently, and that's why they lose

From where I was to where I am now, is a unreal success. So it ended, sure. But one if the best decisions I could ever have made.

Posted by tide06
Member since Oct 2011
25178 posts
Posted on 8/5/26 at 10:10 am to
quote:

There it is. You did choose poorly


The divorce rate is almost 50% and the number of single people in America is at an all time high.

Pretty confident a lot of people (men and women) would choose that.
Posted by Supermoto Tiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2010
10996 posts
Posted on 8/5/26 at 11:10 am to
The sex robots will likely be 1/4 of the cost of a typical hooker. My guess is In 2-3 years, the following scenario will become active, regardless if it is legal or not:

- A guy gets online and studies the wide array of sex robots available in his area for a 1-2 hour night of fun..
- He meticulously specs one out to his taste, makes the appointment online and pays with VISA
- An hour later, the sex robot arrives to his residence via driverless Tesla taxi
- The robots bangs him better than any woman ever.
- After the deed is done, a driverless Tesla taxi pulls into the driveway and the sex robot is off to the next client.

These things are already 100% life-like. This image is the only one I could find that wouldn't get the ban hammer



Posted by facher08
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2011
6368 posts
Posted on 8/5/26 at 11:19 am to
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The divorce rate is almost 50% and the number of single people in America is at an all time high.



Thia number is skewed when you don't control for people with serial marriages. The number is lower and falling.
Posted by Stinger_1066
On a golf course
Member since Jul 2021
3953 posts
Posted on 8/5/26 at 11:21 am to
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Chinese Wife Robots


Where can I buy one of those?
Posted by tide06
Member since Oct 2011
25178 posts
Posted on 8/5/26 at 11:24 am to
The marriage rate in 1950 was 79%. Its 47% today.

57% of single adults are not currently looking for a romantic relationship.

74% of young women and 64% of young men reported not dating or dating only a few times in the last year.

Whatever statistic you want to cite there's a massive market for this stuff and that doesn't even touch whatever percentage of people actively dating or married would opt out if they had this as an option.

I'm not arguing its ideal or healthy, I'm just saying its pretty clear there's a massive demand potentially for something along these lines.
Posted by MyRockstarComplex
The airport
Member since Nov 2009
5195 posts
Posted on 8/5/26 at 11:27 am to
Do they make male versions with huge dongers?
Posted by Drydock
Osage County
Member since Oct 2013
9588 posts
Posted on 8/5/26 at 11:29 am to
Does it turn into an ax murderer 3 days of every month, and does it hate other robots?
Posted by WG_Dawg
Member since Jun 2004
91330 posts
Posted on 8/5/26 at 11:32 am to
quote:

The disaster was marriage, not necessarily the wife.

Losers might look at it differently, and


Just so I'm understanding you here-

people that actually choose a spouse well and have a home life with a loving spousal relationship, kids, happy home, picket fence and all that....are losers, yet people like you that are divorced and no longer want to be married are winners. Is that right?
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