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Chinese Astronauts Stranded on Space Station After Debris Strikes Their Return Capsule

Posted on 11/7/25 at 9:07 am
Posted by Major Dutch Schaefer
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Member since Nov 2011
39412 posts
Posted on 11/7/25 at 9:07 am
Sum Ting Wong


quote:

No matter what our particular feelings about Communist China and their space program, it is worrying news to learn that a Chinese space crew is temporarily stranded at the Tiangong space station.

The astronauts – or rather, taikonauts – have been put in this dangerous situation after space debris struck their return capsule, according to China’s spaceflight agency.


quote:

The return date has been postponed indefinitely.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93541 posts
Posted on 11/7/25 at 9:08 am to
space trashy
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
132270 posts
Posted on 11/7/25 at 9:08 am to
Blaming space debris…

More likely their frickup
Posted by Jax Teller
Member since Aug 2018
4694 posts
Posted on 11/7/25 at 9:09 am to
quote:

Sum Ting Wong


so good

Legendary prank that was
This post was edited on 11/7/25 at 9:10 am
Posted by forkedintheroad
Member since Feb 2025
2594 posts
Posted on 11/7/25 at 9:10 am to
Shots fired from Atlas?

Go get em, Elon.
Posted by LSURussian
Member since Feb 2005
135235 posts
Posted on 11/7/25 at 9:12 am to
"Space is asshoe!"
Posted by drizztiger
Deal With it!
Member since Mar 2007
48307 posts
Posted on 11/7/25 at 9:14 am to
Posted by DarthRebel
Tier Five is Alive
Member since Feb 2013
25995 posts
Posted on 11/7/25 at 9:33 am to
I saw that movie

Posted by 6R12
Louisiana
Member since Feb 2005
12164 posts
Posted on 11/7/25 at 9:40 am to
Tesla rockets to the rescue? Again
Posted by Btrtigerfan
Disgruntled employee
Member since Dec 2007
24120 posts
Posted on 11/7/25 at 9:41 am to
This is a ploy to get SpaceX to send Dragon so they can get close enough to it to steal some tech secrets.
Posted by 91TIGER
Lafayette
Member since Aug 2006
19584 posts
Posted on 11/7/25 at 9:44 am to
quote:

Sum Ting Wong


except, Wi Tu Hi this time
Posted by VolsOut4Harambe
Baw Land
Member since Sep 2017
14758 posts
Posted on 11/7/25 at 9:51 am to
quote:

Chinese space crew is temporarily stranded


Space, ruv u rong time?
Posted by VolsOut4Harambe
Baw Land
Member since Sep 2017
14758 posts
Posted on 11/7/25 at 9:52 am to
quote:

Wi Tu Hi


Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
80637 posts
Posted on 11/7/25 at 9:58 am to
We should help them in return for their previous help saving our astronaut on Mars.
This post was edited on 11/7/25 at 9:59 am
Posted by jrodLSUke
Premium
Member since Jan 2011
26490 posts
Posted on 11/7/25 at 10:04 am to
Me Chinese
Me Play Joke
Me hope spacesuit
No get poked!
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
20154 posts
Posted on 11/7/25 at 10:18 am to
Hory shite!!!!!

Sprace trash broke our sprace prane.

We no get horme now.
Posted by LordSaintly
Member since Dec 2005
43342 posts
Posted on 11/7/25 at 10:22 am to
quote:

Me Chinese
Me Play Joke
Me hope spacesuit
No get poked!


I read this in Chinese Bandits
Posted by DustyDinkleman
Here
Member since Feb 2012
20215 posts
Posted on 11/7/25 at 10:23 am to
Posted by BottomlandBrew
Member since Aug 2010
30119 posts
Posted on 11/7/25 at 10:33 am to
Sounds like we need to offer a reverse of what happens in The Martian and send a Falcon up and be the heroes before the Ruskies do it with a Soyuz.

Assuming docking can be done between the spacecraft.
Posted by Rick9Plus
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2020
2532 posts
Posted on 11/7/25 at 10:42 am to
I tried to tell you guys in the other thread that there’s too much junk in orbit. But the OT “experts” said it wouldn’t be a problem. Next thing will be those flaming chunks of metal dropping on people houses.
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