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re: Children who won't eat their food and the parents who allow this

Posted on 12/21/18 at 6:37 pm to
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora
Member since Sep 2012
76084 posts
Posted on 12/21/18 at 6:37 pm to
Pecker,

What is the best method of wiping shite out of the anus of a 2 year old, in your opinion?
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
45507 posts
Posted on 12/21/18 at 6:39 pm to
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Point of fact.... eight months after graduating MechE at LSU, I was teaching astronauts the "Fundamentals of On-Orbit Maintenance of the ISS" class at Building 9, Johnson Space Center.



I can tell you’re being honest because only a nerd would say “point of fact”.
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
129146 posts
Posted on 12/21/18 at 6:44 pm to
I don’t have kids but of course the answer is always in a direction away from the urinary tract to avoid UTIs.
Posted by GusMcRae
Deep in the heart of the Big Sleazy
Member since Oct 2008
3831 posts
Posted on 12/21/18 at 6:44 pm to
I never said anything about “forcing” anyone to eat anything. I said parents shouldn’t give in to “okay I’ll make you nuggets and macaroni” at the drop of a hat.
Posted by efrad
Member since Nov 2007
18704 posts
Posted on 12/21/18 at 6:46 pm to
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I never said anything about “forcing” anyone to eat anything. I said parents shouldn’t give in to “okay I’ll make you nuggets and macaroni” at the drop of a hat.


Who the hell said I was replying to you, buddy?
Posted by JPinLondon
not in London (currently NW Ohio)
Member since Nov 2006
7881 posts
Posted on 12/21/18 at 6:49 pm to
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Who the hell said I was replying to you, buddy?

Chill pal. Mommie will have your nuggies and ketchup real, real soon!
Posted by efrad
Member since Nov 2007
18704 posts
Posted on 12/21/18 at 6:50 pm to
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Chill pal. Mommie will have your nuggies and ketchup real, real soon!


I don't eat fricking nuggets. I want tendies.
Posted by BigPerm30
Member since Aug 2011
32429 posts
Posted on 12/21/18 at 6:51 pm to
I’d let my kid eat fricking shrooms if it allowed me to enjoy my meal. I’m not passing judgment.
Posted by Salmon
I helped draft the email
Member since Feb 2008
86677 posts
Posted on 12/21/18 at 6:52 pm to
Ok so what does the OT do after your 5 year old vomits the children’s Imodium all over you?

Asking for a friend, of course.
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora
Member since Sep 2012
76084 posts
Posted on 12/21/18 at 6:52 pm to
Followup question for The Peckspert....

Before delivering a suppository, is it best to distract them and surprise them with the procedure, or talk to them calmly beforehand and tell them what you are doing to build trust?

And on a technical level, is it best to just jam it in to get it over with, or gently slowly work it in with a twisting motion?

Thanks in advance.
Posted by HoustonChick86
Catalina Wine Mixer
Member since Dec 2009
59321 posts
Posted on 12/21/18 at 6:53 pm to
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Children who won't eat their food and the parents who allow this

Without reading the thread, I will say this, my parents never forced me to eat anything I didn't like and to this day I am an extremely picky eater.

I am not saying I will force my child to eat a food he hates, but I am doing my best to introduce lots of fruits, veggies and flavors now. As long as he gives it a shot, I am ok with that.
Posted by northshorebamaman
Mackinac Island
Member since Jul 2009
38562 posts
Posted on 12/21/18 at 6:54 pm to
quote:

Before delivering a suppository, is it best to distract them and surprise them with the procedure, or talk to them calmly beforehand and tell them what you are doing to build trust?

And on a technical level, is it best to just jam it in to get it over with, or gently slowly work it in with a twisting motion?

Thanks in advance.

"Here comes the airplane"
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora
Member since Sep 2012
76084 posts
Posted on 12/21/18 at 6:54 pm to
Lsunurse, that makes sense for a girl, i dont have one of those. I would say the opposite for a boy.
Posted by JPinLondon
not in London (currently NW Ohio)
Member since Nov 2006
7881 posts
Posted on 12/21/18 at 6:56 pm to
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or talk to them calmly beforehand and tell them what you are doing to build trust

I'd do that... but don't go overboard, or Chris Hansen may come a knockin'!
Posted by JPinLondon
not in London (currently NW Ohio)
Member since Nov 2006
7881 posts
Posted on 12/21/18 at 6:58 pm to
quote:

Here comes the airplane

Dad... that felt more like a Tunnel Boring Machine!
Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
62705 posts
Posted on 12/21/18 at 7:01 pm to
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Lsunurse, that makes sense for a girl, i dont have one of those.
Be thankful. Sure you might get pissed in your face. But fighting a crying girl to open her legs to clean shite out of an irritated vagina will make you want to seek therapy
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
129146 posts
Posted on 12/21/18 at 7:10 pm to
You don’t have a urinary tract?


So you don’t have a penis?

Posted by Clark W Griswold
THE USA
Member since Sep 2012
10947 posts
Posted on 12/21/18 at 7:20 pm to
OP isn’t a dad I guess?
Posted by northshorebamaman
Mackinac Island
Member since Jul 2009
38562 posts
Posted on 12/21/18 at 7:26 pm to
quote:


OP isn’t a dad I guess?

He's not but do you disagree with him?
Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
61691 posts
Posted on 12/21/18 at 7:28 pm to
I was at Popeyes the other night w my son

In walks a family of 6-7. They proceed to rearrange the entire restaurant so they can sit together. Then they pull out a bag from Mc Donald’s for one kid. And s bag of Taco Bell for another.

Then the two kids are allowed to pull out iPads and that was their night. My 9 year old even commented on it
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