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re: Certainly there are legit Asian Massage Parlors, right?

Posted on 9/17/21 at 7:33 am to
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
23267 posts
Posted on 9/17/21 at 7:33 am to
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There is one between Covington and Madisonville that has been open for years. I have never seen more than 1 car parked there, usually none. There's no way it's a legitimate business


I know the cops got them at least once.
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
38706 posts
Posted on 9/17/21 at 7:34 am to
Been awhile huh? I guess you got a freebie but should probably tip for the clean up
Posted by dj30
New Orleans
Member since Feb 2006
29855 posts
Posted on 9/17/21 at 7:51 am to
I've gone to plenty that are legit. Good massages for cheap prices and have never been asked about happy endings or anything like that.
Posted by supadave3
Houston, TX
Member since Dec 2005
32169 posts
Posted on 9/17/21 at 7:06 pm to
I’d imagine it gets pretty awkward to work at a place that is legit but all your customers keep expecting hand jobs. That would get old quick.
Posted by TigerCoon
Member since Nov 2005
22469 posts
Posted on 9/17/21 at 7:08 pm to
just avoid the Texas Chili bowl. You really don't want that.
Posted by LATIGERFAN
Member since Sep 2009
1465 posts
Posted on 9/17/21 at 9:24 pm to
I’ll say this about the one by Calandros, when she was rubbing my lower back, she didn’t go to the side, she leaned over from the front and had her crotch on my head, also, went way up on the inner thigh rub, she grazed it. Have no idea if a tug job was possible but those two incidents lead me to believe it’s possible.
Posted by saintkenn
Saintkenn
Member since Nov 2012
1280 posts
Posted on 9/17/21 at 9:35 pm to
Just thought you guys should know that the rubmaps.com website is not legit!
Posted by Tear It Up
The Deadening
Member since May 2005
13913 posts
Posted on 9/17/21 at 10:11 pm to
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I always wondered how you know if it is or not. Like do you ask for one specifically? Do you just point to your dick and give the jerking off motion?


First off completely disrobe when she leaves the room, and sit on the massage table so she can fully see your junk when she walks in.

While you are laying on your stomach getting your massage, start rubbing her leg. Start at her calves and work your way up.

On the “flip” she will work her way towards your central business district, and say something like “it’s okay?” while pointing to your dick. If you shake your head yes, she will give you a handjob. At this point it is acceptable to ask her to whip out her tits.

After you give her a pearl bracelet, you clean yourself up and give her the tip for the happy ending. Start low by saying “$20 okay?” After you give her the money, often times she will leave and bring back a small paper cup of water to drink. This must be some weird Chinese custom, but they kinda get offended if you decline.
Posted by Pechon
unperson
Member since Oct 2011
7748 posts
Posted on 9/17/21 at 10:18 pm to
But why? Have you seen the mugshots of the workers when they bust those places?
Posted by threeputt23
Hammond la
Member since Dec 2021
386 posts
Posted on 1/8/24 at 11:12 am to
Flying Crane in Hammond near Wingstop is legit. Often wish it wasn’t.
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
84694 posts
Posted on 1/8/24 at 11:17 am to
quote:

Certainly there are legit Asian Massage Parlors, right?

I hope not
Posted by Ingeniero
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2013
23011 posts
Posted on 1/8/24 at 11:22 am to
Very suspicious bump, Mr. Threeputt
Posted by HattiesburgTiger5439
Hattiesburg ms
Member since Sep 2023
1120 posts
Posted on 1/8/24 at 11:36 am to
My ex bro-in-law used rubmaps.com for the ones that offered happy endings. He drove a truck
Posted by Ponchy Tiger
Ponchatoula
Member since Aug 2004
49672 posts
Posted on 1/8/24 at 12:22 pm to
quote:

There is one between Covington and Madisonville that has been open for years. I have never seen more than 1 car parked there, usually none. There's no way it's a legitimate business.


Yeah it’s is only about 2 miles from the grave yard in Madisonville. That place has been busted several times. They put their mugshots on the news and geez you talk about ugly.
Posted by XenScott
Pensacola
Member since Oct 2016
4152 posts
Posted on 1/8/24 at 12:40 pm to
My old office was next door to one. It seemed legit. I went over and got a regular massage. She smelled like onions.
Posted by FahQGump
Auburn, Al
Member since Dec 2021
1931 posts
Posted on 1/8/24 at 1:45 pm to
I just need to know which one not to ask for a handy at....
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
134623 posts
Posted on 1/8/24 at 1:46 pm to
Ask for the sad ending
Posted by Buzz Lightbeer
Member since Feb 2018
2660 posts
Posted on 1/8/24 at 1:49 pm to
quote:

used rubmaps.com for the ones that offered happy endings


Posted by AllDayEveryDay
The Sticks
Member since Jun 2015
9723 posts
Posted on 1/8/24 at 2:43 pm to
Wasn't there a website you could pay for access to information for this? Someone was pedaling it awhile back, I think it was rubmaps.com or something.
Posted by LittleJerrySeinfield
350,000 Post Karma
Member since Aug 2013
11292 posts
Posted on 1/8/24 at 2:52 pm to
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Ask for the sad ending


Is that where they give you a stained t-shirt to wear and leave you alone while you take care of it yourself
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