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re: CEO just called had a staff meeting.

Posted on 3/12/20 at 1:32 pm to
Posted by uscpuke
Member since Jan 2004
6378 posts
Posted on 3/12/20 at 1:32 pm to
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Im 100% more productive working from home,


Sure you are
Posted by ThePoo
Work
Member since Jan 2007
61829 posts
Posted on 3/12/20 at 1:33 pm to
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So he wants you all to die slowly?
that's pretty much the definition of adulthood
Posted by Chuck Barris
Member since Apr 2013
3400 posts
Posted on 3/12/20 at 1:34 pm to
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Basically a locker room pep talk about how we’re not going to let this beat us or our ‘team’. We’re going to stand up by showing up for work everyday and contributing 100% to the company and our goals.
Did this line of bullshite actually used to work on employees?
Posted by dcrews
Houston, TX
Member since Feb 2011
32130 posts
Posted on 3/12/20 at 1:37 pm to
We've been in the real world for 10-15 years. Wtf are you talking about?
This post was edited on 3/12/20 at 1:39 pm
Posted by BabyTac
Austin, TX
Member since Jun 2008
17195 posts
Posted on 3/12/20 at 1:39 pm to
There’s something to be said about communicating in the office, teambuilding, and forming a repor with your co-workers so when shite needs to get done you actually know how to talk to them.
Posted by Olric
New Orleans
Member since Jul 2015
2220 posts
Posted on 3/12/20 at 1:42 pm to
I don't disagree with you; I could never work 100% from home, but I don't look at it as a vacation either. I don't think the old school butts in seats mentality 5 days a week is really necessary.
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
Member since May 2012
61594 posts
Posted on 3/12/20 at 1:43 pm to
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don't think the old school butts in seats mentality 5 days a week is really necessary.


it’s pretty dumb for most office jobs
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
30505 posts
Posted on 3/12/20 at 1:45 pm to
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Millennials just got a dose of the real world


They just poo poo this as old man talk then log back on Instagram.
Posted by Olric
New Orleans
Member since Jul 2015
2220 posts
Posted on 3/12/20 at 1:47 pm to
I'm sorry, but a rah-rah speech about defeating an airborne virus as a team, is literally the definition of old man talk
This post was edited on 3/12/20 at 1:48 pm
Posted by CP3LSU25
Louisiana
Member since Feb 2009
52570 posts
Posted on 3/12/20 at 1:48 pm to
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Millennials just got a dose of the real world

Posted by CP3LSU25
Louisiana
Member since Feb 2009
52570 posts
Posted on 3/12/20 at 1:48 pm to
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I'm sorry, but a rah-rah speech about defeating an airborne virus as a team, is literally the definition of old man talk



OK millennial
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 3/12/20 at 1:48 pm to
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none of this happened

Posted by Olric
New Orleans
Member since Jul 2015
2220 posts
Posted on 3/12/20 at 1:50 pm to
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OK millennial


Clever, did you use more than your two index fingers to type it?
Posted by LSUFanHouston
NOLA
Member since Jul 2009
41692 posts
Posted on 3/12/20 at 1:50 pm to
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Basically a locker room pep talk about how we’re not going to let this beat us or our ‘team’. We’re going to stand up by showing up for work everyday and contributing 100% to the company and our goals. We’re bigger than this and will beat it with fight and adversity!!!!!! lol.


And right after talking about company loyalty and how the company is more important than any individual...

stock prices fell, orders fell, and half the "loyal" workforce got canned with no severance package.
Posted by Boring
Member since Feb 2019
3792 posts
Posted on 3/12/20 at 1:50 pm to
Yes sir, Mr. Shekelberg! We will keep working hard round the clock so you can afford a vacation home in St. Tropez! We're such lucky goyim to have a great leader like you, Mr. Shekelberg! Hooray for Mr. Shekelberg!

In all seriousness, the owner of my company is a big Trump/Fox News guy, so he just said this is all a hoax to further the left wing liberal agenda
This post was edited on 3/12/20 at 1:51 pm
Posted by Pettifogger
I don't really care, Margaret
Member since Feb 2012
87748 posts
Posted on 3/12/20 at 1:54 pm to
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There’s something to be said about communicating in the office, teambuilding, and forming a repor with your co-workers so when shite needs to get done you actually know how to talk to them.




I agree

That something to be said is “antiquated, inefficient workplace stupidity”
Posted by Dire Wolf
bawcomville
Member since Sep 2008
40810 posts
Posted on 3/12/20 at 1:55 pm to
My manager just yelled at us cause his 401k is in the dumper
Posted by cubsfan5150
NWA
Member since Nov 2007
18957 posts
Posted on 3/12/20 at 1:57 pm to
Do people actually believe the shite that this dude types?
Posted by TexasTiger90
Rocky Mountain High
Member since Jul 2014
3576 posts
Posted on 3/12/20 at 1:59 pm to
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Clever, did you use more than your two index fingers to type it?

No, but he did have to put his phone on a flat surface to type it cleanly
Posted by TigerChief10
Member since Dec 2012
10858 posts
Posted on 3/12/20 at 2:01 pm to
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Sorry you're not smart enough to do your job without your supervisor hovering over you

Sorry you're such a pussy you wanna use this virus as an excuse to get out of work
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