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Celebrity Security Guards

Posted on 7/16/26 at 3:08 pm
Posted by LSUA 75
Colfax,La.
Member since Jan 2019
5038 posts
Posted on 7/16/26 at 3:08 pm
I started thinking about celebrity’s and their personal security guards.
They all have them to one degree or another.

Mark Zuckerberg spends $27 million a year for personal security for himself and family plus his various residences.

Elon Musk has elaborate security costing millions,everywhere he goes he has armed guards and a trained medical professional.His guards are deputized by Fed Marshall Service so they can carry guns in Federal buildings.

Taylor Swift spends $8-$12 million a year plus security for her various properties.Everywhere she goes she has 4 bodyguards,for the New Era tour she had 83 so that least 4 would be on duty 24 hours a day 7 days a week.
Her #1 personal bodyguard is a guy named Drew that accompanies her everywhere including restrooms.He’s been with her for years,she pays him $1 million +/year.

Frick all that,I’d rather be poor than have to have guards everywhere I go.
No wonder so many celebrities have mental issues.It would drive me nuts.
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
34454 posts
Posted on 7/16/26 at 3:09 pm to
I have two... Mr Smith and Mr Wesson...
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
79293 posts
Posted on 7/16/26 at 3:10 pm to
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Frick all that,I’d rather be poor than have to have guards everywhere I go.


Ha.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
75681 posts
Posted on 7/16/26 at 3:12 pm to
quote:

Celebrity Security Guards
So no one steals your sweet ride?



Have a remote shutoff switch installed.
Posted by USEyourCURDS
Member since Apr 2016
12963 posts
Posted on 7/16/26 at 3:13 pm to
Poor Drew has to listen to that woman have diarrhea
Posted by Night Vision
Member since Feb 2018
23211 posts
Posted on 7/16/26 at 3:13 pm to
Glenn Beck, not a Hollywood celeb, but he has numerous former special ops folks that guard him and his home compound.

Has some trained security dogs as well.
Posted by RichJ
The Land of the CoonAss
Member since Nov 2016
5923 posts
Posted on 7/16/26 at 3:20 pm to
I have 2 also, .45ACP Kimber, & 85# Yellow Labrador Retriever...
Posted by UncleDuck
Member since Feb 2024
83 posts
Posted on 7/16/26 at 3:22 pm to
I used to work for a very wealthy man. Not Zuckerberg or Elon level but he had a net worth north of $1 billion. Zero security. Just a low profile guy that basically nobody knew he had the wealth he did. He even drove himself around. Made his fortune in oil and gas service companies.
Posted by RummelTiger
Official TD Sauces Club Member
Member since Aug 2004
93809 posts
Posted on 7/16/26 at 3:25 pm to
quote:

Frick all that,I’d rather be poor than have to have guards everywhere I go.


This is a ridiculous take based on the amount of money they spend vs. net worth vs. actual security risks.

Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
105723 posts
Posted on 7/16/26 at 3:31 pm to
My crack team of Gurkhas work cheaper than that.
Posted by LeMarteau
Hoover, AL (B.R. native)
Member since Mar 2008
2275 posts
Posted on 7/16/26 at 3:48 pm to
How about the title ‘Celebrity’s Security Guards.’
Your title implies that famous people are acting as guards.
Posted by Mr Clean
Power I-Formation
Member since Aug 2006
53632 posts
Posted on 7/16/26 at 4:00 pm to
I worked security as recently as five years ago.

It would be hard for people to believe who see me now.

I didn't want to start doing it again, but I needed the money.

Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
158520 posts
Posted on 7/16/26 at 5:07 pm to
two different threats:

swift needs protection from crazy "fans" a la John Lennon

Musk has to be protected antifa types
quote:

Frick all that,I’d rather be poor than have to have guards everywhere I go.
I would not want to live the Elvis bird in a gilded cage/prisoner existence. But if that's the price I'd have to pay for being a billionaire, I'd pay it.
Posted by tonydtigr
Beautiful Downtown Glenn Springs,Tx
Member since Nov 2011
6779 posts
Posted on 7/16/26 at 5:11 pm to
Posted by Barbellthor
Columbia
Member since Aug 2015
11458 posts
Posted on 7/16/26 at 8:06 pm to
quote:

celebrity’s

*celebrities
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
73352 posts
Posted on 7/16/26 at 9:12 pm to
quote:

celebrity’s

*celebrities


**Celebrities'
Posted by PJinAtl
Atlanta
Member since Nov 2007
14644 posts
Posted on 7/16/26 at 9:33 pm to
Something I just learned the other day.

Before breaking into acting, Michael Clarke Duncan (The Green Mile, Armageddon) worked as a celebrity body guard. One of the people he worked with regularly was Notorious B.I.G. Duncan was actually supposed to be his security the night he was killed but a different bodyguard asked to swap assignments.

Duncan resigned from the security company the next day.
Posted by Barbellthor
Columbia
Member since Aug 2015
11458 posts
Posted on 7/16/26 at 9:57 pm to
quote:

**Celebrities'

Double checked. It's just "celebrities." It was "celebrities and their body guards," not "celebrities and the celebrities' body guards." The "their" is the possessive word.
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
173443 posts
Posted on 7/16/26 at 10:07 pm to
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I’d rather be poor than have to have guards everywhere I go.


Ah, the sweet mindset of a layman.

Posted by Stat M Repairman
Member since Jun 2023
3068 posts
Posted on 7/16/26 at 10:11 pm to


Shoutout Punjab.
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