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re: Care to share some bad habits of your significant other?
Posted on 6/15/18 at 9:05 am to GRTiger
Posted on 6/15/18 at 9:05 am to GRTiger
quote:well that explains all the kids
But 100% of the time, anything going from point a to point b will spend time at point a.5 which happens to always be in everyone's way.
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Posted on 6/15/18 at 9:09 am to OneEyedWillie
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This. I can go out to my truck to get something and I'll hear the garage door closing behind me
Posted on 6/15/18 at 9:10 am to Tortious
Yeah. If I had to walk in and find my wife’s poo mellowing all the time I am not sure our relationship is strong enough to continue.
My kids stopped the toilet up in the bathroom down the hall. I found it days later. I thought I would vomit plunging that thing
My kids stopped the toilet up in the bathroom down the hall. I found it days later. I thought I would vomit plunging that thing
Posted on 6/15/18 at 9:14 am to GeauxColonels
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Doesn't close cabinet doors
One night, not long after we got married, I got up to go pee. I went in to the bathroom and decided not to turn on light so I wouldn't disturb my sleeping wife. Unbeknownst to me, she had left one of the upper cabinet doors open in the bathroom and the corner of that door caught me in the forehead. Took me off my feet. She jumped up to see what had happened and when she realized what the root cause was, and that I was ok, she started laughing and went back to bed.
She's also got to be toe worst dishwasher loader of all time. It's horrible.
Posted on 6/15/18 at 9:16 am to Aubie Spr96
quote:DUDE!
My wife puts shite up where no one can find it. I left it there strategically and now I can't find it!
So, my wife's strategy is to put whatever item it is in the closest drawer to wherever I left it. Yeah, I should not have left those pliers and bags of Zoom worms in the kitchen, but I am NEVER going to look in the kitchen drawers for those.
Posted on 6/15/18 at 9:26 am to MorbidTheClown
quote:My closest have the lights that turn on when you open the door. She never closes the doors all of the way....just enough for her to not see the light on. I have to change fricking light bulbs like once a month.
leaving the fricking lights on. especially in the closets
She'll be buying LEDs in the near future
Posted on 6/15/18 at 9:29 am to Blob Fish
The most annoying to me:
Wife: I'm ready!!!
Me: turns off tv, gets keys, starts heading to door
Wife 10 minutes later: What shoes should I wear?
Wife: I'm ready!!!
Me: turns off tv, gets keys, starts heading to door
Wife 10 minutes later: What shoes should I wear?
Posted on 6/15/18 at 9:32 am to BrohemAlem11
quote:
The most annoying to me:
Wife: I'm ready!!!
Me: turns off tv, gets keys, starts heading to door
Wife 10 minutes later: What shoes should I wear?
That's on you. I hear "I'm ready!!!" at least 10 times. I lie on the couch or bed and have no reaction whatsoever. I don't move until she is at the door yelling, "where are you"?
Posted on 6/15/18 at 9:36 am to Festus
I don’t even shower until I hear the first. “I’m ready, what are you doing!?”
I still wait 10 minutes for her to be ready, then she shoots yhe shite with the sitter for 20more minutes. I just get everywhere 30 minutes late
I still wait 10 minutes for her to be ready, then she shoots yhe shite with the sitter for 20more minutes. I just get everywhere 30 minutes late
Posted on 6/15/18 at 9:37 am to Hogwarts
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drinks bottled water and leaves half empty bottles everywhere does not turn off lights in rooms she leaves leaves coffee cups wherever she was last never changes the toilet paper when the roll is empty leaves dishes in sink instead of putting in dishwasher leaves hair bands, clips, etc..., everywhere opens packages, tags off of clothing, etc.. and leaves the tags/packaging wherever she opened them but doesn't put them in the trash leaves coffee spoons on counter, now counter has to be wiped b/c coffee, milk, and splenda are all over counter never feeds or gives water to the dog, damn thing would die if I wasn't there, kids don't bother either leaves vehicle on empty when she passes at least 5 stations on the way home leaves vehicle trashed, i'm sure I'll remember a few others when I check this thread later today
All of this and uses my hairbrush and I pull long strands of hair of my head when I feel it tickle my ears
Posted on 6/15/18 at 9:40 am to tigerfoot
When she says "I'm almost ready", I will shower, and put on the basics, then lie down. When she leaves the room headed to the door, I will get up and put on my shoes, then sit or lie back down. I will hear stuff rattling, her gathering stuff, etc. and I just watch TV. When she's at the door asking why I'm not coming, I get up and head that way. If she turns back around for anything, shoes come back off and I'm heading to the couch, and the process starts over again.
Posted on 6/15/18 at 9:40 am to Salmon
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my wife leaves glasses all over the house.
Mine too!!! Why is it so hard to bring your cup to the sink?
Posted on 6/15/18 at 9:41 am to Blob Fish
Women destroy showers/bathrooms
Posted on 6/15/18 at 9:48 am to Blob Fish
Apparently incapable of drying her hands, thus leaving a water trail on the counter, floor, and light switches. Also, she uses an ungodly amount of liquid soap when washing her hands.
Posted on 6/15/18 at 9:49 am to Jonathann3891
quote:
My wife does the same shite.
Mine does it in the tub.
Posted on 6/15/18 at 9:57 am to Tempratt
Since mine moved in with me a month ago, my collection of pillows has grown exponentially, and continues to grow every week. I have to throw pillows on the ground before I sit or lay anywhere. Wtf are all of these pillows for, and why does she feel the need to keep buying more? They serve absolutely no purpose
Before SO:
Master bed = 2 pillows
Guest bed = 2 pillows
Sofa = 1 pillow
Living room chairs = 0 pillows
Total = 5 pillows
After SO:
Master bed = 6 pillows
Guest bed = 4 pillows
Sofa = 4 pillows
Living room chairs = 1/ea
Total now = 16 pillows
Before SO:
Master bed = 2 pillows
Guest bed = 2 pillows
Sofa = 1 pillow
Living room chairs = 0 pillows
Total = 5 pillows
After SO:
Master bed = 6 pillows
Guest bed = 4 pillows
Sofa = 4 pillows
Living room chairs = 1/ea
Total now = 16 pillows
Posted on 6/15/18 at 9:58 am to Blob Fish
Mine used to do the hair thing but I broke that disgusting habit.
However, she WILL NOT replace a goddamn toilet paper roll. Drives me insane
However, she WILL NOT replace a goddamn toilet paper roll. Drives me insane
Posted on 6/15/18 at 10:14 am to RJL2
This is an entertaining thread. I can't decide if it makes me wish I had someone I cared enough about to put up with this shite or thankful that I'm single.
Posted on 6/15/18 at 10:19 am to Hammertime
16 pillows? She aint even gone to the bullpen to warm up baw.
I got 12 on my couch, one in each chair. I shite you not, I have 14 on my goddamn bed alone. I have tendinitis in my shoulder from clearing them off every night.
My poor nine year old has four on his twin bed, and my 6 year old has 6 on his full.
I got 12 on my couch, one in each chair. I shite you not, I have 14 on my goddamn bed alone. I have tendinitis in my shoulder from clearing them off every night.
My poor nine year old has four on his twin bed, and my 6 year old has 6 on his full.
Posted on 6/15/18 at 10:21 am to RJL2
quote:I put one of those hook things in my wifes shitter to try to make it easier than the spring loaded rod one....took a piss in there the other day and the paper was on the back of the toilet.
ever, she WILL NOT replace a goddamn toilet paper roll. Drives me insane
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