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re: Buddy of mine just straight up farted in his girlfriend's face
Posted on 7/14/17 at 9:27 pm to OweO
Posted on 7/14/17 at 9:27 pm to OweO
and some of them post here,, blah, blah yes Ive hear it before WE'VE ALL heard it before
funny how no one ever climes to be your friend irl
with so many of them here
guess theyre out making a beer run for the wild party
funny how no one ever climes to be your friend irl
with so many of them here
guess theyre out making a beer run for the wild party
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Posted on 7/14/17 at 9:27 pm to OweO
quote:No Chris, you would have asked "Have you ever farted in your girlfriend's face?", and then typed 5,000 words detailing a trip you, your family and friends took during which the aforementioned fartistry incident took place
If I didn't know any better, I would have thought this was a thread I started
Posted on 7/14/17 at 9:29 pm to OweO
What kind of uppity fricks post on the OT on Friday nights? Farts are funny, and I'm classy as shite.
My wife would probably leave me and take the kids if I did that. Good for your buddy, OP.
My wife would probably leave me and take the kids if I did that. Good for your buddy, OP.
Posted on 7/14/17 at 9:29 pm to OWLFAN86
quote:weather they are or not
no one ever climes to be your friend
Posted on 7/14/17 at 9:30 pm to theunknownknight
Posted on 7/14/17 at 9:32 pm to Kafka
whether
Posted on 7/14/17 at 9:36 pm to OWLFAN86
quote:
whether
Posted on 7/14/17 at 9:38 pm to theunknownknight
quote:
Buddy of mine just straight up farted in his girlfriend's face
...and will be shocked when she cheats on him
Posted on 7/14/17 at 9:39 pm to theunknownknight
Time for the Eiffel Tower.
Posted on 7/14/17 at 9:39 pm to OWLFAN86
quote:
guess theyre out making a beer run for the wild party
No wild party for me tonight OWL. I am not doing much of anything tonight, actually I am probably going to bed in the next hour or so.
Posted on 7/14/17 at 9:41 pm to theunknownknight
Pics of girlfriend? 
Posted on 7/14/17 at 9:45 pm to theunknownknight
(no message)
This post was edited on 7/19/17 at 12:30 am
Posted on 7/14/17 at 10:28 pm to theunknownknight
Will they still be going to prom next school year?
Posted on 7/14/17 at 10:35 pm to theunknownknight
quote:
I lost it and had to leave the room and she's in there yelling at him asking me to come back in there and tell my buddy he was wrong.
I can't bring myself to do it. It was perfect. Am I wrong?
He was trying to impress you. Sounds like mission accomplished. You should give him the D when she goes to bed.
Posted on 7/14/17 at 10:41 pm to mikrit54
One of my friends had a girlfriend in college who called his name and woke him up in the middle of the night and then farted in his face. She positioned her butt next to his face, called his name, and then let it rip when he woke up and turned to her.
He said she was getting him back for letting it rip around her all the time.
He said she was getting him back for letting it rip around her all the time.
Posted on 7/14/17 at 11:05 pm to theunknownknight
Alpha af.
Posted on 7/14/17 at 11:42 pm to theunknownknight
How great would it have been if he sharted?
Posted on 7/14/17 at 11:48 pm to shutterspeed
I love farts. Any fart from anybody makes me laugh. I like mine the best and intentionally fart in bed and trap my wife under the covers. I also mosey up to my wife or kids(depends on who is closet) and fart against their body and laugh my arse off. My wife remains loyal and in a twisted way now feels special that I am comfortable enough to do it over and over again. Fart intimacy is one of the strongest bonding agents in a relationship.
Posted on 7/15/17 at 12:03 am to theunknownknight
quote:
Here's the situation. She was sitting on the end of the couch facing the kitchen and turned to get the remote. My buddy took this opportunity to run up beside her, drop the back of his pants and call her name.
She jerked her head around enough where her face planted in his arse, and then he RIPPED one.
I lost it and had to leave the room and she's in there yelling at him asking me to come back in there and tell my buddy he was wrong.
I can't bring myself to do it. It was perfect. Am I wrong?
You see, this is why we need a plague. Too many people on the planet.
OP, please don't breed or vote.
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