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Registered on:11/8/2009
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re: Kirk Butthurtstreit - Merck
[quote]No. He said Alabama was the better team. But he believe Ohio State should get in.[/quote] No. He said Alabama SHOULD be in but he thought it would probably be Ohio State because it was the politically correct thing for the committee to do....
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re: Better pic of fitzgerald's classy gesture - Merck
[quote]Since when did this become a thing?[/quote] Since forever. Anytime a friend of mine has said something funny at my expense I would flip them off instead of saying anything back. That part makes sense to me....
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re: My fiancee cheated on me. - Merck
I'll give you the best advice my mother ever gave me when I went thru a divorce: [b]The woman you married is NOT the woman you're divorcing. [/b] I know you said you're not married yet, but you have a kid together so the thought still applies. She is no longer the woman you fell in love with...
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re: Thor: Ragnarok ( Spoiler Thread ) - Merck
[quote]When did they decide to have Thor lose an eye?... In the trailer, they show him lighting up on the bridge with both eyes, but in the movie, just 1 eye [/quote] [quote]I bet it was a last minute edit to bring a little more weight and seriousness to it. [/quote] His lost eye was digitally...
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re: What are your unpopular opinions? - Merck
[quote]Glance upward at the sky. The bright burning ball known as the sun says " hello Mr Dumass...." and it isn't pronounced doo-mazzz[/quote] Hey Einstein, the Earth is gradually moving away from the sun which should actually cause temperatures to drop over time, not rise....
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re: You can’t ever go back on vehicle features - Merck
[quote]Tire pressure monitors[/quote] Are required by federal law on all new vehicles in the US....
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re: Which year starts a new Century/Millennium 00 or 01? - Merck
[img]https://s.yimg.com/lo/api/res/1.2/wkm2MYMx_9u2eeb7PiO3Lg--~B/YXBwaWQ9eWlzZWFyY2g7Zmk9Zml0O2dlPTAwNjYwMDtncz0wMEEzMDA7aD00MTk7dz00MDA-/http://www.beendeleted.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/newmanium.jpg.cf.jpg[/img] Don't order all those chairs just yet....
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re: Do You Believe Evil Exist? - Merck
[quote]TurkeysAndBees[/quote] God damn some of you people get pissed when you see a question about God that you can't comfortably answer....
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re: Baws how do I end this? - Merck
Why the frick do you have to break up with your gf because of your ex wife's bullshite?...
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re: Belligerent Miami Fan Thinks She's At Sonic, Gets Cop's Knuckles To The Face - Merck
If you've ever been in any position of authority and wanted to smack someone for being stupid but knew it was a bad idea to give in to that urge then yeah, it's really easy to criticize. The drink chick deserved it but the cop should have known better....
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re: Why isn't there a third option when posting a comment on TD? - Merck
Almost nobody reads the entire thread first, that's why we always get 15 different people making the same super witty response....
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re: Suburbicon sitting at 41%, pretty surprising IMO - Merck
It doesn't say that the race riot parts of the movie were based on something that really happened in Levittown PA in 1957? Well damn, I must be really stupid then. Oh wait.... [quote]The Myers family, who were African-American, moved into a cookie-cutter suburb populated entirely by white people ...
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re: Suburbicon sitting at 41%, pretty surprising IMO - Merck
[quote]Its propaganda not film[/quote] It's based on a true story [link=(http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/suburbicon-real-life-racial-battle-inspired-george-clooneys-film-1034430)]The Real-Life Racial Battle That Inspired George Clooney's 'Suburbicon'[/link]...
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re: Let's get a running list of who COULD beat John Wick. - Merck
[quote]Wick would have a pencil through one of Riddick's fancy eyes while Riddick was still soliloquying, narrating, and telegraphing his actions then Wick would just nonchalantly move on to the next head shot.[/quote] You people are just making shite up now!...
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re: Buying a house with foundation issues - Merck
[quote] It's possible the current slope in the foundation is in an area of the home that previously wasn't worked on by Olshan thus not covered by the lifetime warranty. [/quote] I THINK he meant that he could get Olshan to come fix it after he buys the house and THEN it would have a lifetime war...
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re: CERN Scientists Conclude that the Universe Should Not Exist - Merck
[quote]This is one of the reasons why I just don't understand how people can't believe that there is something greater out there (God) that created all this. How can the earth have been made so perfectly without someone or something creating it? Science just proves that God exists in my opinion. The...
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re: The Marvel Problem (Video Essay) - Merck
[quote]For fricks sake, we are talking in generalities. I wasn't saying that MCU paid for Ex Machina specifically. [/quote] Calm the frick down. I think his point was that trying to claim the continued success of the MCU would limit the number of films like Ex Machina is the same as saying a new Mc...
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re: Halt and Catch Fire Season 4 - Merck
After the last episode it looks like Rover = Google and Comet = Yahoo. I had thought it was going to be the other way around considering the "fun" work environment at Comet vs the corporate mindset at Rover, but if they're going thru with Gordon's idea of developing the site into something you go to...
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re: South Park 2103: Holiday Special - Merck
[quote]Man this show is no good anymore. It was so much fun back when it was just funny jokes about boys in Colorado and my wife hadn't left me yet. Now it's about other stuff and I live in a studio apartment. Why don't they make it funny again and how come my kids never call me? Seriously.[/quote] ...
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re: Who's in for Pickle Rick? - Merck
[quote]Think the twist in a later episode will be that Beth choose to create the clone and live the life she wants, and that's why the family dynamic was so cliche at the end, basically because rick programmed the clone to be that way [/quote] That's what you're supposed to assume happened. Th...
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