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re: Buddy of mine going on a date this Friday with a deaf girl...

Posted on 1/8/25 at 10:35 am to
Posted by fareplay
Member since Nov 2012
6281 posts
Posted on 1/8/25 at 10:35 am to
Brother there’s so many fish in the sea now if you don’t filter for stuff you won’t ever reach the target demographic
Posted by reggierayreb
Member since Nov 2012
18862 posts
Posted on 1/8/25 at 10:40 am to


I’d probably have a different opinion if I had paid for a couple dozen dinners for ugly women that looked nothing like their profile photos. Again I got married in 2012. The same year Tinder was launched.


Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
72659 posts
Posted on 1/8/25 at 12:24 pm to
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She could feel the bass thumping out of the speakers
Weird analogy for grinding your cock on her, but

Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
119984 posts
Posted on 1/8/25 at 12:36 pm to
Let us know how it goes for him.
Posted by Spaceman Spiff
Savannah
Member since Sep 2012
19885 posts
Posted on 1/8/25 at 12:54 pm to
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THRILLHO


Wait a minute...wasn't there a poster on here that went by that name of trillho/trillhog or something like that who admitted to doing something not so good on here... The older posters here should know...
This post was edited on 1/8/25 at 1:01 pm
Posted by cypresstiger
The South
Member since Aug 2008
13340 posts
Posted on 1/8/25 at 12:59 pm to
Dated a deaf girl for several years. It was a blind date
---Subtle "I dated Helen Keller" post
Posted by BoardReader
Arkansas
Member since Dec 2007
7366 posts
Posted on 1/8/25 at 1:14 pm to
The answer here is your buddy should do it.

Deaf girls are pre-screened out of the dating population for a wide swath of men, as you have seen here, which means your buddy can punch above his normal weight class in looks and other attributes.

Oh, and they sound like you are clubbing a baby seal to death, in bed. Wildest, most unhinged, depraved, least prissy in bed I ever tried, was legally deaf.

Five star experience, would club again.
Posted by real turf fan
East Tennessee
Member since Dec 2016
11102 posts
Posted on 1/8/25 at 1:21 pm to
And it you aren't open to what disabilities you have:

deaf? and your date has bought concert tickets

Blind? tickets to a museum opening and lecture

Missing a limb: would impair a lot of sports (bowling comes to mind)

And so on....
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
72659 posts
Posted on 1/8/25 at 1:22 pm to
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Arkansas Fan
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Oh, and they sound like you are clubbing a baby seal to death, in bed. Wildest, most unhinged, depraved, least prissy in bed I ever tried, was legally deaf.

Five star experience, would club again.
A sibling rivalry in Arky is who can come first.
Posted by dgnx6
Member since Feb 2006
85507 posts
Posted on 1/8/25 at 1:26 pm to
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Jesus dude, it's a date, not a marriage ceremony.



Idk I didn’t find out a chick had 3 kids until after we went on a few dates.

It was oh I didn’t tell you I have three children? I never spoke to her again.

How do you just leave that part out?


Posted by BlacknGold
He Hate Me
Member since Mar 2009
12394 posts
Posted on 1/8/25 at 1:27 pm to
update us on how it goes.
Posted by La Place Mike
West Florida Republic
Member since Jan 2004
30869 posts
Posted on 1/8/25 at 1:30 pm to
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Worked as a grunt on a renovation crew doing demolition at Louisiana School for the Deaf in the 80's. Apparently they would write notes to each other on the walls because there was lots of crazy sex stuff written everywhere. Made this 16 year old permaboner want a deaf girlfriend very badly.


You must have been at the North Campus (High School). There was a very good reason underneath the stairs wells were boarded up.
Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
9597 posts
Posted on 1/8/25 at 1:31 pm to
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He's going to think that he can fart whenever the urge/need hits him. That is a mistake. He must remember that when a person loses one sense their other senses become more heightened to compensate. Advise him to hold it.


Since she’s deaf, She probably thinks it’s quiet when she farts even though it’s not.
Posted by jmh5724
Member since Jan 2012
2647 posts
Posted on 1/8/25 at 2:02 pm to
If he gets a handjob from her it technically counts as oral…
Posted by Deep Fried Gravy
Member since Oct 2023
175 posts
Posted on 1/8/25 at 3:17 pm to
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learn sign
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handy


Yep
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
138029 posts
Posted on 1/9/25 at 3:49 pm to
Posted by Tear It Up
The Deadening
Member since May 2005
13889 posts
Posted on 1/9/25 at 3:58 pm to
Wonder how a deaf girl sounds during sex?
Posted by Camijoe
Member since May 2024
447 posts
Posted on 1/9/25 at 4:05 pm to
Saddest thing is, when she tries to slip out a covert fart, she's taking a huge risk and can't know how things went
Posted by BayouBengalRubicon
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2019
527 posts
Posted on 1/9/25 at 7:26 pm to
If she's hot and is deaf = good woman!

Hot, deaf, mute = perfect woman!
Posted by LSUDUCKMAN67
DTB
Member since Sep 2020
1564 posts
Posted on 1/9/25 at 7:33 pm to
If she’s got and wants the D all the time I’m def down!!!!
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