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re: Buddy of mine going on a date this Friday with a deaf girl...
Posted on 1/7/25 at 4:23 pm to Topwater Trout
Posted on 1/7/25 at 4:23 pm to Topwater Trout
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were you a student
in a sense, she made funny noises too
Posted on 1/7/25 at 4:27 pm to Nump
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Cute. Nice rack
In that case, sign me up.
Posted on 1/7/25 at 4:32 pm to fareplay
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4. Debt
5. Disabilities/ health
No one is telling your dumbass this.
Posted on 1/7/25 at 4:35 pm to Topwater Trout
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we used to play Louisiana school for the deaf in football. They made the craziest noises when hitting or getting hit...tough kids also
We played a deaf school, too. I played offensive line and got 17 false starts in the first half trying to talk shite via sign language.
Posted on 1/7/25 at 4:51 pm to Jenious
I actually have experience with this. Was going to back out once she told me she was deaf but then she kinda guilt tripped me into it when she asked if it was b/c she was deaf. Date was fine.
Anyway, they read lips very good. Like understood almost everything I said first try. She could talk but it does sound weird, kinda high pitched when it comes out.
Not my proudest moment, but we ended up having sex that night and I had to see if she could really hear so I started calling her a dirty whore and all kinds of other stuff I rather not say while hitting it doggie and she never reacted. So she really couldn’t hear anything at all.
That’s all I got.
Anyway, they read lips very good. Like understood almost everything I said first try. She could talk but it does sound weird, kinda high pitched when it comes out.
Not my proudest moment, but we ended up having sex that night and I had to see if she could really hear so I started calling her a dirty whore and all kinds of other stuff I rather not say while hitting it doggie and she never reacted. So she really couldn’t hear anything at all.
That’s all I got.
This post was edited on 1/7/25 at 4:52 pm
Posted on 1/7/25 at 4:59 pm to Jenious
If Tucker Max is to be believed, a deaf chick grunts like she is being murdered while having sex.
Posted on 1/7/25 at 4:59 pm to OMLandshark
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I’d give deaf a shot. So long as she can lip read shouldn’t be that big of a deal unless you say a word that can also look like a curse word.
What about when you yell at her from the living room that you need a sandwich?
Posted on 1/7/25 at 5:00 pm to Townedrunkard
You guys make it sound as if the more recent generations of girls would actually listen anyhow.
Posted on 1/7/25 at 5:01 pm to Joshjrn
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Does the person meeting them “deserve” to know beforehand?

Posted on 1/7/25 at 5:04 pm to GeauxldMember
There is an interpreter service for that over her phone.
Posted on 1/7/25 at 5:06 pm to Townedrunkard
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I had to see if she could really hear so I started calling her a dirty whore
They like that.
Posted on 1/7/25 at 5:08 pm to Jenious
I did that about 20 years ago. Cool chick, she could read lips really well and she could talk too, so it was fun.
Posted on 1/7/25 at 5:10 pm to Jenious
Have never heard of such a thing
Posted on 1/7/25 at 5:12 pm to Jenious
I went out with a deaf girl a couple of times a while back. Was drop dead gorgeous. She was an expert at lip reading so we had real conversations.
Posted on 1/7/25 at 5:12 pm to Jenious
What’s worst? Deaf, wheelchair, or fat?
Posted on 1/7/25 at 5:15 pm to Jenious
Tell him to put his fingers on his mouth and wiggle his tongue through them.
Even deaf girls understand that sign language
Even deaf girls understand that sign language
Posted on 1/7/25 at 5:16 pm to Jenious
Wish I could find a cute deaf girl or a girl with a slight case of down syndrome.
I would be happy.
I would be happy.
Posted on 1/7/25 at 5:18 pm to IHateMatt
On my Senior Cruise in ‘84, there were over 100 of us high school boys on the ship. The ship docked next to us had at least a couple schools on it with a pretty equal share of guys and girls. Our ship had, at our best count, 7 high school girls on it. And 5 of those were from a school for the deaf. Those girls were never more popular than they were that week.
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