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re: Buc-cees Sucks!

Posted on 3/23/22 at 11:13 am to
Posted by Marciano1
Marksville, LA
Member since Jun 2009
20016 posts
Posted on 3/23/22 at 11:13 am to
quote:

Buc-cees Sucks!
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
138493 posts
Posted on 3/23/22 at 12:10 pm to
Wound pretty tight with a screen name like

quote:

Breauxfessor
Posted by JDPndahizzy
JDP
Member since Nov 2013
6960 posts
Posted on 3/23/22 at 12:12 pm to
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Also, I don’t squat when I pee so don’t care about their clean bathrooms.


You sir, have never had breakfast in Seguin and barely make it to the Luling Bucee's to take a shite..

Bucee's rock.. GFY
Posted by LSUandAU
Key West, FL & Malibu (L.A.), CA
Member since Apr 2009
5164 posts
Posted on 3/23/22 at 12:17 pm to
500+ downvotes...a record?
Genius troll!

Give me some Buc-ees barbecue and fudge please.

Sitting on a clean throne sure beats squatting over a nasty throne, with people banging on the bathroom door, at many other places.
This post was edited on 3/23/22 at 12:20 pm
Posted by Old Money
LSU
Member since Sep 2012
41717 posts
Posted on 3/23/22 at 12:36 pm to
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Also, I don’t squat when I pee so don’t care about their clean bathrooms.


I hope your next shite involves a piss soaked floor and a toilet arse blasted by meth heads; only fair.
Posted by moontigr
Dark Side of the Moon
Member since Nov 2020
7494 posts
Posted on 3/23/22 at 12:47 pm to
I wouldn't say it sucks, but it's definitely overrated by TDers. Kinda like Popeyes.
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
60369 posts
Posted on 3/23/22 at 12:54 pm to
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora
Member since Sep 2012
75169 posts
Posted on 3/23/22 at 12:57 pm to
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Also, I don’t squat when I pee so don’t care about their clean bathrooms.


Tell me you've never traveled with women or children without telling me you've never traveled with women or children.
Posted by Redbone
my castle
Member since Sep 2012
20696 posts
Posted on 3/23/22 at 1:23 pm to
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I don’t squat when I pee so don’t care about their clean bathrooms.

1. So you travel alone (no women or kids with you in case you miss my point)?

2. So you never had to take a shite while traveling OR you hover to shite while holding your pants up from the nasty floor.

3. So it appears you have stopped there more than once. If I am correct then Mr."Buc-cees Sucks", just how bad does it suck to you ? OR how much worse does all other places "suck"?

4. So if "a haven for fatties to buy cheap kolaches, 40oz sugar drinks, and candy corn. Their food is god awful," May I assume you stand to piss there and then get back on the road to buy food? McDonnells maybe where you can wait in line with skinny people where the food and clientele are much more upper class like you?
Posted by SteelerBravesDawg
Member since Sep 2020
43337 posts
Posted on 3/23/22 at 1:32 pm to
531 DV's.

Gotdamn, that has to be a record, right?
Posted by Tyga4lyfe
Best bank
Member since Nov 2013
2340 posts
Posted on 3/23/22 at 1:42 pm to
You prob hate everything in life. You are just a miserable person. It always has the cheapest gas. You don’t have to go inside.
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora
Member since Sep 2012
75169 posts
Posted on 3/23/22 at 1:44 pm to
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531 DV's.

Gotdamn, that has to be a record, right?


The downvote record is well over a thousand, for a guy on TigerRant who started a topic "Georgia Co-eds" after the last UGA game in Baton Rouge, and didn't include any pictures.
Posted by AbitaFan08
Boston, MA
Member since Apr 2008
27902 posts
Posted on 3/23/22 at 1:45 pm to
quote:

1. So you travel alone (no women or kids with you in case you miss my point)? 2. So you never had to take a shite while traveling OR you hover to shite while holding your pants up from the nasty floor. 3. So it appears you have stopped there more than once. If I am correct then Mr."Buc-cees Sucks", just how bad does it suck to you ? OR how much worse does all other places "suck"? 4. So if "a haven for fatties to buy cheap kolaches, 40oz sugar drinks, and candy corn. Their food is god awful," May I assume you stand to piss there and then get back on the road to buy food? McDonnells maybe where you can wait in line with skinny people where the food and clientele are much more upper class like you?


Buccees does not suck. It is the best gas station chain in the country. OP is wrong.

But the fervor that people use to defend a gas station, any gas station, is just weird. See above.

At the end of the day, it’s a place to use the bathroom and fill your gas tank. A nice one? Of course. But that’s it.

ETA: remember when everyone in Baton Rouge was losing their shite because they were getting a nice gas station and then Buccee’s changed their minds? Good times.
This post was edited on 3/23/22 at 1:47 pm
Posted by mouton
Savannah,Ga
Member since Aug 2006
28276 posts
Posted on 3/23/22 at 1:50 pm to
They also start their store manager and kitchen manager out at $125. That is unreal to make that much at a gas station.
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
171925 posts
Posted on 3/23/22 at 1:51 pm to
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Their food is god awful


Chopped brisket sandwich FTW

you need to calm down and apologize
Posted by mdomingue
Lafayette, LA
Member since Nov 2010
46591 posts
Posted on 3/23/22 at 2:39 pm to
quote:

a haven for fatties to buy cheap kolaches, 40oz sugar drinks, and candy corn.


Makes me think you have never actually stopped at one.


quote:

Also, I don’t squat when I pee so don’t care about their clean bathrooms.



So you don't ever take a dump?

That explains why you're full of shite.

Posted by aTmTexas Dillo
East Texas Lake
Member since Sep 2018
23831 posts
Posted on 3/23/22 at 2:56 pm to
quote:


I never could grasp this "southern" obsession with a gas station

And now Buc-ee's is teaming up with Tesla to put in fast chargers. It will be a gas and charging station.
Posted by aTmTexas Dillo
East Texas Lake
Member since Sep 2018
23831 posts
Posted on 3/23/22 at 2:57 pm to
quote:

I’m talking about their Gardetto style custom snack mixes.

They have these and you can buy toddler clothes also.
Posted by RT1941
Member since May 2007
32021 posts
Posted on 3/23/22 at 3:14 pm to
quote:

You don’t have to be a fatty to snack on a road trip.

Their brisket sandwich w/a fruit cup is pretty good and damn sure better than a burger & fries at a fricking drive-thru.
Posted by 0
Member since Aug 2011
17841 posts
Posted on 3/23/22 at 3:21 pm to
quote:

a haven for fatties


Hence all the downvotes
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