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re: Breaking up a fight is just not as fun at 46 as it was at 22.

Posted on 4/12/24 at 1:25 pm to
Posted by lsufan1971
Zachary
Member since Nov 2003
18304 posts
Posted on 4/12/24 at 1:25 pm to
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With that said, I'll break up a million boy fights over breaking up girls.


When I worked a SO deputy back in the 90’s I would rather fight 10 hood rats than one drunk black chick. I had one hide a razor blade under her tongue and tried to slice me up like a sushi chef. I almost shot that bitch.
Posted by NATidefan
Two hours North of Birmingham
Member since Dec 2008
36089 posts
Posted on 4/12/24 at 1:25 pm to
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You need to lift, bjj and improve your cardio.



Like a slow burn all leading up to this moment to shine.
This post was edited on 4/12/24 at 1:29 pm
Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
5409 posts
Posted on 4/12/24 at 1:27 pm to
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. Once you get a good bear hug in, they usually stop fighting


Sounds like something a creepy sexual predator would say
Posted by Dragula
Laguna Seca
Member since Jun 2020
4927 posts
Posted on 4/12/24 at 1:29 pm to
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Little 15 year old bastards are strong


Sounds like you need TRT and Adderall, son
Posted by Gifman
by the mountains
Member since Jan 2021
9392 posts
Posted on 4/12/24 at 1:31 pm to
your trailer park sounds fun
Posted by Locoguan0
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Nov 2017
4317 posts
Posted on 4/12/24 at 1:32 pm to
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Sounds like you need TRT and Adderall, son


Probably. Restraining someone without hurting them is a lot harder than just putting them down, but, yeah, I am out of shape (6'2" 205). I need to drop about twenty.
Posted by Bear88
Member since Oct 2014
13262 posts
Posted on 4/12/24 at 1:38 pm to
Yep . Did my 25 years as a coach/teacher. Been on the ground so many times

You are right. Girl fights are the worst
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
97664 posts
Posted on 4/12/24 at 1:39 pm to
They put one in every school after one of the shootings here

Every public school, some private schools don’t have them
Posted by Bigfishchoupique
Member since Jul 2017
8426 posts
Posted on 4/12/24 at 1:45 pm to
We didn’t even think of doing shite like that in high school.

If someone would have been so inclined to try our coaches would have beat them to death.
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
97664 posts
Posted on 4/12/24 at 1:49 pm to
Our coaches let us fight it out then made us run for the rest of the day
Posted by Tvilletiger
PVB
Member since Oct 2015
4946 posts
Posted on 4/12/24 at 2:02 pm to
Be careful talking on here never know when they will try to sue you. Anytime there is a minor involved this risk is very very high.
Posted by Porter Osborne Jr
Member since Sep 2012
40047 posts
Posted on 4/12/24 at 2:11 pm to
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quote:
Nails and weave whipping everywhere.


Tumbleweaves


I broke up a black girl fight last semester and had to call for backup because they wouldn't stop fighting. I smelled like cocoa butter for a week
Posted by North Dallas Tiger
Geaux Tigahs
Member since Mar 2024
2199 posts
Posted on 4/12/24 at 2:11 pm to
Man let them box it out !!!

No ghey arse MMA shite

Square up and shoot a fair one

No weapons
Posted by MWP
Kingwood, TX via Monroe, LA
Member since Jul 2013
10453 posts
Posted on 4/12/24 at 2:23 pm to
Yep, nothing like doing a Rear Naked Choke on a teenager and then getting the impending lawsuit.
Posted by Bow08tie
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2011
4225 posts
Posted on 4/12/24 at 2:46 pm to
Way back when had a high school football coach, who was also a part time sheriff deputy, who would jump right in the middle of a high schooler throw down.
He would go straight for an ear hold on both fighters. He had exceptional accuracy grabbing ears. He'd have each hand with an ear and would twist those ears until each fighter submitted. Which was usually within seconds from the pain. Then with a ear death grip in place he would begin perp walking them to the principles office.
Posted by bird35
Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
12212 posts
Posted on 4/12/24 at 2:49 pm to
I’ve been in high school public education for 26 years, and have never been instructed how to handle a fight.

This is intentional so the school can hold the teachers liable no matter what. You physically restrain a student and someone gets hurt or parents complain and the teacher can be fired.

You stand aside and don’t physically intervene and one of the kids gets hurt or the parents complain and the teacher can be fired.

Posted by ManWithNoNsme
Member since Feb 2022
435 posts
Posted on 4/12/24 at 2:58 pm to
Shoot a couple of them and they usually calm down
Posted by Bigfishchoupique
Member since Jul 2017
8426 posts
Posted on 4/12/24 at 3:17 pm to
Our coaches had a coat rack in their office. It’s where they hung their paddles.


The AP rolled in a wheelchair. Always packing his paddle in his chair at his hip. He would roll up to a classroom silently and observe. Then dole out whacks.

He lived across the bayou from me. We used to go fishing together. He mentored me and I could tell a shite load of good stories about him.

I was honored to be a pall bearer for him after he died of a stroke during my Senior year. RIP Mr Steve Kenney.
This post was edited on 4/12/24 at 3:19 pm
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113983 posts
Posted on 4/12/24 at 3:19 pm to
Let them fight until they get tired. And girls latch on to each other. Its the craziest thing to see.
Posted by Tantal
Member since Sep 2012
14048 posts
Posted on 4/12/24 at 3:37 pm to
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Bouncer is part of the job description.

Try being the SRO at a school that's low-income and 13% white. Every day I feel like Patrick Swayze at the Double Deuce.
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