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Brazilian singer hospitalized because she wouldn’t fart in front of partner

Posted on 3/23/22 at 11:46 am
Posted by Byrdybyrd05
Member since Nov 2014
26543 posts
Posted on 3/23/22 at 11:46 am

She can fart around me anytime!
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Brazilian songstress Viviane de Queiroz Pereira had to be hospitalized after her reluctance to fart in front of her significant other resulted in a dangerous gas buildup. She detailed her gastrointestinal fiasco in an Instagram Story for her 15.7 million followers, which has since disappeared from her feed, Newshub reported.
“I woke up at 5:30 a.m. with severe stomach pains and ended up in the hospital,” wrote Pereira — known by her stage name Pocah — in the post. It included photos of the 27-year-old superstar in the medical facility, as seen in screenshots on social media.

Per the post, Pereira’s bizarre affliction started after she refused to let ‘er rip because she wasn’t on “farting terms” with her boyfriend. The gaseous gal also reportedly heeded advice from a TikTok thread that told her to ignore the “stomach pains,” which eventually resulted in her having to report to the doctor with an “accumulation of trapped farts.”
Posted by CarRamrod
Spurbury, VT
Member since Dec 2006
58521 posts
Posted on 3/23/22 at 11:47 am to
i like the tan lines!
Posted by LSUJML
Central
Member since May 2008
56620 posts
Posted on 3/23/22 at 11:48 am to
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wasn’t on “farting terms” with her boyfriend.


Yet she

quote:

detailed her gastrointestinal fiasco in an Instagram Story for her 15.7 million followers
Posted by jlc05
Member since Nov 2005
33415 posts
Posted on 3/23/22 at 11:49 am to
This is ripe for commentary from the OT doctors
Posted by AUriptide
Member since Aug 2009
7459 posts
Posted on 3/23/22 at 11:51 am to
So, she couldn't walk away from him and rip one off outside?

Sounds like a bunch of hot air to me.....
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
38721 posts
Posted on 3/23/22 at 11:51 am to
I bet she's cool with a good queef
Posted by LewDawg
Member since May 2009
77516 posts
Posted on 3/23/22 at 11:52 am to
Posted by DecadePlusLurker
Member since Sep 2016
701 posts
Posted on 3/23/22 at 11:52 am to
My future wife is going to get really tired of hearing me cite this case as medical proof of my right to cropdust her
Posted by TDTOM
Member since Jan 2021
25893 posts
Posted on 3/23/22 at 12:00 pm to
Yeah, she looks real reserved.
Posted by SidewalkDawg
Chair
Member since Nov 2012
10294 posts
Posted on 3/23/22 at 12:01 pm to
Women are so self-conscious when it comes to bodily functions.

My ex-wife passed gas during scat play one time and was so embarrassed.
Posted by Tarpon08
Cut Off, LA
Member since Dec 2014
8685 posts
Posted on 3/23/22 at 12:05 pm to
Well that stinks.
Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
10526 posts
Posted on 3/23/22 at 12:28 pm to
It’s pretty sexy when women let big farts out.

One of my exes used to fart while we walked around Lowe’s.
This post was edited on 3/23/22 at 12:29 pm
Posted by Righteous Dude
Member since Oct 2017
1550 posts
Posted on 3/23/22 at 12:31 pm to
A friend of mine had been dating his girlfriend for several years before he finally asked her to marry him.

I asked him why he decided to get married and he said he got tired of holding his farts in.
Posted by A Menace to Sobriety
Member since Jun 2018
32544 posts
Posted on 3/23/22 at 12:31 pm to
Mother fricking wood.
Posted by UKWildcats
Lexington, KY
Member since Mar 2015
19978 posts
Posted on 3/23/22 at 12:32 pm to
It's not, but guys don't care about this stuff. There's a time and place for em in public. We all do what we gotta do....crop dust an aisle and haul arse elsewhere.

It's the women complaining about it at home. A man's home is his castle. I'm damn sure going to cut loose whenever wherever at home, and I don't want any lip about it.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
75181 posts
Posted on 3/23/22 at 12:36 pm to
Huh....I always figured things worked like a pop-off valve on a water heater or compressor. If you reach a critical level it is no longer a matter of choice. She needs a plumber. Get that pop-off valve checked. Cheaper than a doctor, maybe.
This post was edited on 3/23/22 at 12:39 pm
Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
10526 posts
Posted on 3/23/22 at 12:38 pm to
None of you guys have wives or girlfriends who fart in front of you?
Posted by Penrod
Member since Jan 2011
55576 posts
Posted on 3/23/22 at 12:44 pm to
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None of you guys have wives or girlfriends who fart in front of you?

Been with the same woman since 1979. Detected maybe four during that time.
Posted by Korkstand
Member since Nov 2003
29105 posts
Posted on 3/23/22 at 12:48 pm to
quote:

Huh....I always figured things worked like a pop-off valve on a water heater or compressor. If you reach a critical level it is no longer a matter of choice.
Maybe if your "pop off valve" is a little weak. If you have a strong one then when the pressure is high enough I believe the gas starts to pass through the intestine walls and absorb into your body.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
134654 posts
Posted on 3/23/22 at 12:52 pm to
You waller that thing out it won’t be an issue anymore
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