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Brazilian singer hospitalized because she wouldn’t fart in front of partner
Posted on 3/23/22 at 11:46 am
Posted on 3/23/22 at 11:46 am
She can fart around me anytime!
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Brazilian songstress Viviane de Queiroz Pereira had to be hospitalized after her reluctance to fart in front of her significant other resulted in a dangerous gas buildup. She detailed her gastrointestinal fiasco in an Instagram Story for her 15.7 million followers, which has since disappeared from her feed, Newshub reported.
“I woke up at 5:30 a.m. with severe stomach pains and ended up in the hospital,” wrote Pereira — known by her stage name Pocah — in the post. It included photos of the 27-year-old superstar in the medical facility, as seen in screenshots on social media.
Per the post, Pereira’s bizarre affliction started after she refused to let ‘er rip because she wasn’t on “farting terms” with her boyfriend. The gaseous gal also reportedly heeded advice from a TikTok thread that told her to ignore the “stomach pains,” which eventually resulted in her having to report to the doctor with an “accumulation of trapped farts.”
Posted on 3/23/22 at 11:48 am to Byrdybyrd05
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wasn’t on “farting terms” with her boyfriend.
Yet she
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detailed her gastrointestinal fiasco in an Instagram Story for her 15.7 million followers
Posted on 3/23/22 at 11:49 am to Byrdybyrd05
This is ripe for commentary from the OT doctors
Posted on 3/23/22 at 11:51 am to Byrdybyrd05
So, she couldn't walk away from him and rip one off outside?
Sounds like a bunch of hot air to me.....
Sounds like a bunch of hot air to me.....
Posted on 3/23/22 at 11:51 am to Byrdybyrd05
I bet she's cool with a good queef
Posted on 3/23/22 at 11:52 am to Byrdybyrd05
My future wife is going to get really tired of hearing me cite this case as medical proof of my right to cropdust her
Posted on 3/23/22 at 12:00 pm to DecadePlusLurker
Yeah, she looks real reserved.
Posted on 3/23/22 at 12:01 pm to Byrdybyrd05
Women are so self-conscious when it comes to bodily functions.
My ex-wife passed gas during scat play one time and was so embarrassed.
My ex-wife passed gas during scat play one time and was so embarrassed.
Posted on 3/23/22 at 12:28 pm to Byrdybyrd05
It’s pretty sexy when women let big farts out.
One of my exes used to fart while we walked around Lowe’s.
One of my exes used to fart while we walked around Lowe’s.
This post was edited on 3/23/22 at 12:29 pm
Posted on 3/23/22 at 12:31 pm to Byrdybyrd05
A friend of mine had been dating his girlfriend for several years before he finally asked her to marry him.
I asked him why he decided to get married and he said he got tired of holding his farts in.
I asked him why he decided to get married and he said he got tired of holding his farts in.
Posted on 3/23/22 at 12:32 pm to cbree88
It's not, but guys don't care about this stuff. There's a time and place for em in public. We all do what we gotta do....crop dust an aisle and haul arse elsewhere.
It's the women complaining about it at home. A man's home is his castle. I'm damn sure going to cut loose whenever wherever at home, and I don't want any lip about it.
It's the women complaining about it at home. A man's home is his castle. I'm damn sure going to cut loose whenever wherever at home, and I don't want any lip about it.
Posted on 3/23/22 at 12:36 pm to Byrdybyrd05
Huh....I always figured things worked like a pop-off valve on a water heater or compressor. If you reach a critical level it is no longer a matter of choice. She needs a plumber. Get that pop-off valve checked. Cheaper than a doctor, maybe.
This post was edited on 3/23/22 at 12:39 pm
Posted on 3/23/22 at 12:38 pm to UKWildcats
None of you guys have wives or girlfriends who fart in front of you?
Posted on 3/23/22 at 12:44 pm to cbree88
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None of you guys have wives or girlfriends who fart in front of you?
Been with the same woman since 1979. Detected maybe four during that time.
Posted on 3/23/22 at 12:48 pm to LegendInMyMind
quote:Maybe if your "pop off valve" is a little weak. If you have a strong one then when the pressure is high enough I believe the gas starts to pass through the intestine walls and absorb into your body.
Huh....I always figured things worked like a pop-off valve on a water heater or compressor. If you reach a critical level it is no longer a matter of choice.
Posted on 3/23/22 at 12:52 pm to Byrdybyrd05
You waller that thing out it won’t be an issue anymore
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