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Braydyn thwarts home intruder with machete

Posted on 6/16/19 at 9:24 am
Posted by VolsOut4Harambe
Atlanta, GA
Member since Sep 2017
12856 posts
Posted on 6/16/19 at 9:24 am
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MEBANE, N.C. (WTVD) -- A 19-year-old man accused of entering a home in Mebane on Friday before being thwarted by an 11-year-old with a machete walked out of UNC Hospital on Saturday morning and is on the loose, according to Orange County Sheriff Charles Blackwood.

According to Blackwood, Jataveon Dashawn Hall slipped out of UNC Hospital wearing a hospital gown with a cup of water in his hand.






What a great story - involving two of the OT’s favorites, travel ball and culcha.

ETA: LMAO THE KIDS NAME IS ACTUALLY BRAYDEN!!
This post was edited on 6/16/19 at 2:25 pm
Posted by Titus Pullo
MTDGA
Member since Feb 2011
28567 posts
Posted on 6/16/19 at 9:26 am to
He should took the machete to that poof of hair.
Posted by Byrdybyrd05
Member since Nov 2014
25716 posts
Posted on 6/16/19 at 9:26 am to
Brayden deserves a trophy
Posted by BurningHeart
Member since Jan 2017
9521 posts
Posted on 6/16/19 at 9:27 am to
Braydyn could have taken 3 inches off the top and did Latravius a favor


ETA: Jataveon... my bad. But I was close

This post was edited on 6/16/19 at 9:30 am
Posted by jamiegla1
Member since Aug 2016
6998 posts
Posted on 6/16/19 at 9:35 am to
“Good cut Braedyn!”
Posted by DeafJam73
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2010
18458 posts
Posted on 6/16/19 at 9:36 am to
Get that boy a 410 so he can pepper the next dumb bastard that attempts a B&E.
Posted by White Roach
Member since Apr 2009
9457 posts
Posted on 6/16/19 at 9:38 am to
That kid isn't very smart, but you've got to admire his balls. He leaves the closet, finds the machete and attacks Jataveon from behind. No half-hearted swipe at an arm or leg, he swings for the fences - in this case, the perp's head.

There were three intruders in the house who got their asses run off by an eleven year old with a machete. I'd have loved to hear the conversation in the get away car.
Posted by rt3
now in the piney woods of Pineville
Member since Apr 2011
141208 posts
Posted on 6/16/19 at 9:42 am to
quote:

There were three intruders in the house who got their asses run off by an eleven year old with a machete. I'd have loved to hear the conversation in the get away car.

"bruh... that cracka come up with a blade"
Posted by beaverfever
Little Rock
Member since Jan 2008
32701 posts
Posted on 6/16/19 at 9:45 am to
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“Good cut Braedyn!”
well played sir.
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
61304 posts
Posted on 6/16/19 at 9:46 am to
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Jataveon Dashawn Hall slipped out of UNC Hospital wearing a hospital gown with a cup of water in his hand.



He dindu muffin! He was a good boy, just looking for something to drink!!!!
Posted by Meauxjeaux
98836 posts including my alters
Member since Jun 2005
40007 posts
Posted on 6/16/19 at 9:46 am to
Always awesome when the good guys win.
Posted by sammy762
Boise
Member since Apr 2016
571 posts
Posted on 6/16/19 at 9:50 am to
That's cool. But kid has a set of 2X4's hanging out of his skull.
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
53049 posts
Posted on 6/16/19 at 9:53 am to
Yep. I taught braydyn to grab the marucci if he sees a crime person

ETA: once I get him an ar the jatavious’ of the world will be eating dirt but he’s not 14 yet

They call it the ar 14 for a reason
This post was edited on 6/16/19 at 9:58 am
Posted by Beessnax
Member since Nov 2015
9165 posts
Posted on 6/16/19 at 9:56 am to
Do they really give rings that big in travel ball?

The rest of his life is going to be one big let down after being so highly celebrated before puberty
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
19334 posts
Posted on 6/16/19 at 9:58 am to
Braydyn gets a game ball
Posted by Patfic15
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2018
3268 posts
Posted on 6/16/19 at 10:05 am to
A cup of water in his hand. Lol
Posted by Jizzy08
Member since Aug 2008
11232 posts
Posted on 6/16/19 at 10:14 am to
Little baw got him that Marucci Machete!
Posted by TigahTeeth
Georgia
Member since Feb 2016
5188 posts
Posted on 6/16/19 at 10:18 am to
What are the chances the “N” word came out of little Brayden’s mouth while swinging!? Lol
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134865 posts
Posted on 6/16/19 at 10:21 am to
I bet the parents staged this whole thing to give Braydyn's scouting profile a bump
Posted by SeeeeK
some where
Member since Sep 2012
28090 posts
Posted on 6/16/19 at 10:24 am to
the picture of perp is a shocker
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