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re: Black man goes into Starbucks, demands free coffee as "reparations"

Posted on 4/18/18 at 11:29 am to
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134318 posts
Posted on 4/18/18 at 11:29 am to
Low-key wish I'd have thought of this
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
34791 posts
Posted on 4/18/18 at 11:30 am to
you're fired...!

as a whole, I hope Starpukes loses their arse off cause of this shite....
This post was edited on 4/18/18 at 11:31 am
Posted by Centinel
Idaho
Member since Sep 2016
46710 posts
Posted on 4/18/18 at 11:31 am to
shite like this doesn't even phase me anymore. I just sit back and laugh while this country goes to PC hell.

This post was edited on 4/18/18 at 12:40 pm
Posted by Packer
IE, California
Member since May 2017
8699 posts
Posted on 4/18/18 at 11:32 am to
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He's making fun of all the white guilt pussies.



And the sad thing is it worked. He could have brought it full circle and became outraged when he was given the free cup and screamed how she thinks a black man can't afford a cup of coffee.
Posted by Cdawg
TigerFred's Living Room
Member since Sep 2003
62218 posts
Posted on 4/18/18 at 11:35 am to
I went in to a Starbucks one time and ordered a light roast. They didn't have any ready so they gave me a medium for free.

I win!
Posted by Ross
Member since Oct 2007
47827 posts
Posted on 4/18/18 at 11:43 am to
quote:

TbirdSpur2010
quote:

Low-key wish I'd have thought of this



Please do it and namedrop TD.com somehow

legend status [achieved] not achieved
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
139229 posts
Posted on 4/18/18 at 11:47 am to
#fraparations
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134318 posts
Posted on 4/18/18 at 11:49 am to
Posted by sleepytime
Member since Feb 2014
3935 posts
Posted on 4/18/18 at 11:51 am to
I’ll be so happy when Starbucks implodes and shuts its doors.
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
Member since May 2012
61593 posts
Posted on 4/18/18 at 11:51 am to
Conservatives drink coffee too.
Nationalists drink coffee too.
Bigots drink coffee too.
Racists drink coffee too.

The idea of coffee shops being a liberal protective bubble from the racism of the outside world is an imaginative one.

The idea that a Fortune 500 company with a cultural identity of a caffeinated liberal island would not take measures to protect its brand, is naive.

Starbucks is not doing the work of healing or restoration. It’s doing the work of capitalism. Same as every other business that relies on mocha colored hands or caramel colored hands or whole milk colored hands to keep giving dollars to its registers.

We cannot be so quick to assume the righteousness of corporations. We can demand that they invest in communities they discriminated against. Or that they diversify their shareholders. Or that they make their senior executives mirror the vastness of demographics they service.

Equity does not look like prepared statements of apologies or one day trainings. That’s public relations. At a minimum equity looks like overhauling any corporate values that alienate any potential consumer. It looks like honoring the revenue you receive by honoring the humanity of anyone who steps in your place of business.
Posted by TexasTiger08
Member since Oct 2006
30584 posts
Posted on 4/18/18 at 11:56 am to
Offended blacks can identify as whites, yes?
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
49099 posts
Posted on 4/18/18 at 11:57 am to
quote:

If I identify as black, can I get a free muffin?


If your pecker identifies as black, you can butter my muffin.
Posted by LSUsmartass
Scompton
Member since Sep 2004
82755 posts
Posted on 4/18/18 at 11:59 am to
starbucks has left them selves vulnerable for this stuff...starbucks is now the designated pisser/shitter for black folks
Posted by Mootsman
Charlotte, NC
Member since Oct 2012
6227 posts
Posted on 4/18/18 at 11:59 am to
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Or that they diversify their shareholders.


You can't be serious.
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
82418 posts
Posted on 4/18/18 at 12:02 pm to
Brilliant move by the barista.

If it was a troll, the barista looks cool by playing along.

If it was serious, the customer accepted a cup of coffee as reparations and can't take it further.

This is a great idea. I'm going to start identifying as lesbian and demand free CFA.
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
85553 posts
Posted on 4/18/18 at 12:04 pm to
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some 8,000 Starbucks stores are going to close for a day to give their employees a racial bias education day.

This is real? What a time to be alive.
Posted by Picayuner
Member since Dec 2016
3873 posts
Posted on 4/18/18 at 12:07 pm to
He’s actually a conservative blogger and he was proving black priveledge. Clever
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134318 posts
Posted on 4/18/18 at 12:08 pm to
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Offended blacks can identify as whites, yes?


Yes, per 2009 addendum, I believe.
Posted by cj35
Member since Jan 2014
6153 posts
Posted on 4/18/18 at 12:11 pm to
frick white people and their privileged bull shite.
Posted by NIH
Member since Aug 2008
125006 posts
Posted on 4/18/18 at 12:13 pm to
Is that Helmet or Kibs?
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