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re: Billy Joel Concert in Houston - Fat epidemic

Posted on 9/23/22 at 9:11 pm to
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
62848 posts
Posted on 9/23/22 at 9:11 pm to
quote:

How’s is his voice

Would be surprised if he's NOT using backing tracks
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98251 posts
Posted on 9/23/22 at 9:14 pm to
Hard to sing with a the fat deposits on his vocal cords.
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
164320 posts
Posted on 9/23/22 at 9:15 pm to
A BOTTLE OF WHITE

A BOTTLE OF RED

PERHAPS A BOTTLE OF ROSÉ INSTEAD
Posted by Mufassa
Member since Aug 2012
1664 posts
Posted on 9/23/22 at 9:20 pm to
Completely agree. This board will disagree because they don’t take positive words about Louisiana kindly, but I have found Texans are bigger on the average than Louisiana baws
Posted by Billzbobo
Swamp
Member since Jul 2022
347 posts
Posted on 9/23/22 at 9:46 pm to
I love my Baby Back Baby Back Baby Back ribs.
This post was edited on 9/23/22 at 9:47 pm
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
42036 posts
Posted on 9/23/22 at 9:52 pm to
quote:

Have you ever been to LSU?

FIFY
Posted by greenbean
USAF Retired
Member since Feb 2019
4633 posts
Posted on 9/23/22 at 9:54 pm to
No uptown girls?
Posted by Pelican fan99
Lafayette, Louisiana
Member since Jun 2013
34794 posts
Posted on 9/23/22 at 9:55 pm to
They got an apartment with deep pile carpets and a couple of paintings from SEARS!
Posted by Mingo Was His NameO
Brooklyn
Member since Mar 2016
25455 posts
Posted on 9/23/22 at 9:55 pm to
quote:

This board will disagree because they don’t take positive words about Louisiana kindly, but I have found Texans are bigger on the average than Louisiana baws


Louisiana% 38.1% obese
Texas: 35.8% obese
Posted by Jim Hopper
Ocean Springs Mississippi
Member since Sep 2019
2075 posts
Posted on 9/23/22 at 9:58 pm to
Body Shaming needs to come back. This whole love yourself for who you are is a disease. And I’m not saying everybody should be ripped but damn people need to visit a gym a couple times a week.
Posted by xGeauxLSUx
United States of Atrophy
Member since Oct 2008
21015 posts
Posted on 9/23/22 at 10:01 pm to
quote:

Billy Joel Concert

Welp, there's your first problem right there.
Posted by TigerCoon
Member since Nov 2005
18881 posts
Posted on 9/23/22 at 10:05 pm to
quote:

Post a pic of yourself shirtless you fat frick, before you start pointing fingers


Nah. They looked at CharlesLSU's skinny butt, and said "man, what are you doin' here?". Right Charles?
Posted by LeGrosChat
Bangladesh
Member since Feb 2016
401 posts
Posted on 9/23/22 at 10:05 pm to
Damn gubermint, they created this fat pyramid in the ‘70’s. Red meat bad, butter bad, eggs bad, eat carbs and fat free crap full of suga, make my glucose store mo and mo fat. My skin be 1 inch thick fat but I don’t eat fatty foods.
Posted by Cracker
in a box
Member since Nov 2009
17727 posts
Posted on 9/23/22 at 10:06 pm to
It’s Houston
Posted by calcotron
Member since Nov 2007
8307 posts
Posted on 9/23/22 at 10:09 pm to
quote:

I went to Cracker Barrel yesterday and I think the average weight of all the other diners was about 250 lbs



Went tonight because that's what the now 7yo wanted for his birthday, I can confirm this. Half wearing Auburn and Bama gear, unironically.
Posted by DWaginHTown
Houston, TX
Member since Jan 2006
9874 posts
Posted on 9/23/22 at 10:17 pm to
Sing us a song, you're as big as a piano, man.
This post was edited on 9/24/22 at 10:01 am
Posted by nola tiger lsu
Member since Nov 2007
5303 posts
Posted on 9/23/22 at 10:19 pm to
quote:

You were expecting an audience of geriatrics to look fit?


You clearly have no idea what a Billy Joel crowd looks like. Every age represented.
Posted by ThurlNoonkester
Member since Jun 2022
439 posts
Posted on 9/23/22 at 10:22 pm to
quote:

We had an embarrassing situation


Probably didn’t embarrass them, though. Unfortunately
Posted by SixthAndBarone
Member since Jan 2019
8256 posts
Posted on 9/23/22 at 10:29 pm to
Imagine being triggered by the weight of other grown adults men who you don’t even know.
Posted by thekid
Anna, Tx
Member since May 2006
3939 posts
Posted on 9/23/22 at 10:35 pm to
Captain Crunch will make you fat tonight…take you to the thousand island…
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