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Billionaire overextends himself

Posted on 3/6/19 at 12:43 pm
Posted by Koach K
Member since Nov 2016
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Posted on 3/6/19 at 12:43 pm
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Sounds sort of like he got the shaft on this deal.
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
139207 posts
Posted on 3/6/19 at 12:44 pm to
Baw was harder than a diamond in an ice storm
Posted by Tigeralum2008
Yankees Fan
Member since Apr 2012
17751 posts
Posted on 3/6/19 at 12:47 pm to
So the dude did business in black market diamonds and was facing criminal charges but we are supposed to accept he died of a heart attack during penile enlargement surgery?

Posted by Slickback
Deer Stand
Member since Mar 2008
28167 posts
Posted on 3/6/19 at 12:48 pm to
There’s a surgery for that?

Posted by jbgleason
Bailed out of BTR to God's Country
Member since Mar 2012
20373 posts
Posted on 3/6/19 at 12:49 pm to
quote:

complications during surgery proved fatal for the Belgian-Israeli dual national and he suffered a heart attack when a substance was injected into his penis.


Well that will do it for sure.
Posted by Malefic Runt
Try my robe
Member since Oct 2018
1266 posts
Posted on 3/6/19 at 12:51 pm to
From the comments

quote:

Hey Harry, can you give me a hand? I can't close the coffin lid on this guy."
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135024 posts
Posted on 3/6/19 at 12:53 pm to
With that kind of money you could have a 3 inch dick and women would fight each other to get to it.


Why get a risky surgery?
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
21240 posts
Posted on 3/6/19 at 1:08 pm to
quote:

Why get a risky surgery?
Stupid is as stupid does. What an idiot!
Posted by Tiger at Law
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2007
3009 posts
Posted on 3/6/19 at 1:11 pm to
Pretty stiff penalty, if you ask me.
Posted by Yewkindewit
Near Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
22014 posts
Posted on 3/6/19 at 1:12 pm to
Cost him 3.50.
Posted by puse01
Member since Sep 2011
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Posted on 3/6/19 at 1:15 pm to
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This post was edited on 11/14/21 at 10:45 pm
Posted by SECdragonmaster
Order of the Dragons
Member since Dec 2013
17457 posts
Posted on 3/6/19 at 1:18 pm to
This is the line in the article that gets me.

quote:

and he suffered a heart attack when a substance was injected into his penis.


Of course.

All of us would die if that happened.
Posted by JackieTreehorn
Member since Sep 2013
35576 posts
Posted on 3/6/19 at 1:19 pm to
Gives another meaning to the phrase Die Hard.
Posted by Dr RC
The Money Pit
Member since Aug 2011
61599 posts
Posted on 3/6/19 at 1:19 pm to
Why would a billionaire need to increase the size of his dick? He's a fricking billionaire. Unless he had a micro peen his dick size is inconsequential at that point.
Posted by Blueprint
Member since Apr 2018
2187 posts
Posted on 3/6/19 at 1:21 pm to
Why reduce something so small, baw?
Posted by LoneStarRanger
Texas/Europe
Member since Aug 2018
2404 posts
Posted on 3/6/19 at 1:22 pm to
quote:

According to Laniado's friends, the only time he forgot about his short height was when he asked his accountant to read out his bank statement, something which he did multiple times a day, it was reported.


Jeez. What a tool.





With a short tool. Ayo
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
64637 posts
Posted on 3/6/19 at 1:23 pm to
quote:

Why would a billionaire need to increase the size of his dick? He's a fricking billionaire. Unless he had a micro peen his dick size is inconsequential at that point.


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According to media reports, Laniado suffered from a so-called Napoleon complex due his short stature.
An old friend of Laniado who wished to remain anonymous said he was known as “the Argentinian” at Omega Diamonds “because he looked like a tango dancer”.
The old friend said that Laniado was “always focused on his appearance and how others perceived him.”
According to Laniado's friends, the only time he forgot about his short height was when he asked his accountant to read out his bank statement, something which he did multiple times a day, it was reported.

Posted by Arch Madness
Charleston
Member since Jan 2018
1059 posts
Posted on 3/6/19 at 1:23 pm to
Money can't buy everything
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
60075 posts
Posted on 3/6/19 at 1:39 pm to
I best penis surgeon in Japan

Very steady hand
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
60075 posts
Posted on 3/6/19 at 1:40 pm to
So that’s why mingo hasn’t posted in a while
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