re: Biker gang question - maybe someone can mudcheck this thread

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What's rule #5?

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Don't ask "is that a ball peen hammer in your Jordache jeans, or just the world's smallest penis?"

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Yes, there is a code we live by.

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This might be the gayest shite I've ever read..

Are you, or do you appear to be, Jewish?

Myself and two buddies ran into a group of four Hell's Angels in a bar in Cave Creek, AZ last Friday. I knew one of the guys from seeing him the past few years in a biker bar in Cave Creek, a pleasant but fairly intimidating guy and he's the Sgt at Arms (not sure what that means) of the Cave Creek, AZ chapter, which was founded by Sonny Barger LINK, who is still the chapter president and very visible. One of the other guys was a prospect at 54 years old and he pretty much told me his life story- a felon with drug & alcohol problems in his past and studied architecture in Wisconsin at a remowned program founded by Frank Lloyd Wright and we talked quite a bit about the Madison-area and he was conversant about the Badgers. He was very well-spoken and presentable, not a biker-looking dude but fairly clean-cut. I asked him questions about people messing with them and he said he's only seen it happen once and it was diffused quickly. He said he hasn't drank in years and now worked in architecture in some form. Other two dudes were sketchy- both with neck tats and one with a mohawk, neither very social and came across as low in the pecking order as they were the ones fetching drinks and stuff. One thing I did notice in the hour or so that we spoke with them is women coming up to them in droves wanting to talk and some were actually attractive. I guess they are drawn to the ultimate bad boys.

The two I spoke to actually bought us drinks and shots all night and the Sgt at Arms guy invited us to watch the UFC fight Saturday night at their clubhouse and invited is to a private HA party Sunday at a notorious biker bar on the outskirts of Phoenix, a place where a man was stabbed in the parking lot in 2015 (see link below) and some reported Hell's Angels were at the bar that night. He gave me his number and told me to call but I didn't go to either event. Interesting characters, to say the least.

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Crazy how Hell's Angels are out in the public and so well known

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These guys were wearing their HA vests and colors and most places will restrict them from wearing them but one told me that bar, which is a very touristy country western bar, is considered biker-friendly and they are allowed to wear them. They were certainly identifiable.

And somewhere in Georgia, a middle-aged dad with a weak heart removes his mom jeans and silently strokes his cock at the mere thought of actual bikers.

I would tell those brothers to only use English in your presence. And since your grandpappy was over there liberating the krauts and banging all the freuleins he could get his hands on, there is a good possibility that you're related so it's ok to call those bikers your brothers.

Impressive, you mouthed off to some real HA, not even knowing, Darwin was kind. Def when keeping it real goes wrong.

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 I have a distant Vietnamese relative

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Reminds me of

 Well, I'm in Corpus Christi on business a month ago, and I had this eight-foot tall Asian waiter.. which made me a little curious, so I asked him his name, and sure enough it's Ho Tran Brasky!

Have you never watched SOA? RIP