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Posted on 2/22/22 at 7:47 am to MorbidTheClown
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not smoking weed helps with this
Now why would anyone want to go and do a thing like that?
Posted on 2/22/22 at 8:16 am to geauxkoo
I passed a lab test 4 days post smoking my last time to get drug tested. It’s been a while, but I remember being as nervous as you.
A lot of water, cranberry juice, and B vitamins are your friends. Don’t over hydrate the day of the test or you’ll just dilute it and fail. Don’t use your first piss of the day and use your mid stream for what you put into the cup.
Also, dollar tree has $1 THC only drug tests that are like ~98% accurate. Get a few of those and self test and you’ll be fine.
March 1st gives you plenty of time. You’re more than likely already clean.
A lot of water, cranberry juice, and B vitamins are your friends. Don’t over hydrate the day of the test or you’ll just dilute it and fail. Don’t use your first piss of the day and use your mid stream for what you put into the cup.
Also, dollar tree has $1 THC only drug tests that are like ~98% accurate. Get a few of those and self test and you’ll be fine.
March 1st gives you plenty of time. You’re more than likely already clean.
Posted on 2/22/22 at 8:16 am to geauxkoo
quote:So you applied for a job and couldn't stop smoking for a month or two? Are you related to Sha'Carri Richardson?
That frickin' ship has sailed
Posted on 2/22/22 at 8:29 am to MikeD
Get off my lawn, pops.
Or… they could bring marijuana reform into the 21st century and banish the bullshite stigma. As the majority of this boards drinks alcohol. Far worse of the two of one were to be illegal and tested for at work. Just like drinking, if you don’t do it before or at work, then you should be allowed to do it.
Or… they could bring marijuana reform into the 21st century and banish the bullshite stigma. As the majority of this boards drinks alcohol. Far worse of the two of one were to be illegal and tested for at work. Just like drinking, if you don’t do it before or at work, then you should be allowed to do it.
Posted on 12/26/22 at 8:52 am to geauxkoo
For one. Go on Amazon get a cheap pack of ten take home tests. Then go to wal greens and get an expensive one. Stop smoking weed. Take the cheap tests till you pass then verify with expensive one. I’ve smoked habitually for months on end. Quit for a week and passed. Also I’m a short fat guy like the rest of the ot so that it takes longer to metabolize because it’s stored in fat cells in bullshite In My experience.
Posted on 12/26/22 at 8:58 am to laurajohnson
Helluva bump Laura. I’m sure OP has taken the test already being that this thread is 10 months old.
Posted on 12/26/22 at 9:06 am to geauxkoo
I think this shipped sailed
This post was edited on 12/26/22 at 9:07 am
Posted on 12/26/22 at 9:08 am to CaptainsWafer
Smeggin bots, man. They’re everywhere
Posted on 12/26/22 at 9:10 am to geauxkoo
Drinks don't work. Your pee is an odd color that let's them know you're covering up.
Get a wizzinator or OPP.
Get a wizzinator or OPP.
Posted on 12/26/22 at 9:11 am to LoneStar23
Ot can stay in the blood for 6 weeks.
Yet cochise done on a Friday is out the system by Monday.
The system is weighted towards soft drugs.
Yet cochise done on a Friday is out the system by Monday.
The system is weighted towards soft drugs.
Posted on 12/26/22 at 9:45 am to geauxkoo
One of the primary reasons for drug screening is your safety and safety of others on the job.
Put the bong down and place yourself in the owner(s) / shareholders shoes for a moment.
If you have millions invested and want the business to provide for all, owners, shareholders, employees, customers, and your future grandchildren….
Ok, bong back out, The Wall on, and Lays Potato chips near.
Carry on.
Put the bong down and place yourself in the owner(s) / shareholders shoes for a moment.
If you have millions invested and want the business to provide for all, owners, shareholders, employees, customers, and your future grandchildren….
Ok, bong back out, The Wall on, and Lays Potato chips near.
Carry on.
Posted on 12/26/22 at 9:49 am to geauxkoo
Say you have covid symptoms and hopefully that buys you 5-7 days.
Posted on 12/26/22 at 9:58 am to geauxkoo
quote:
You guys are no help at all. I don't "Do" marijuana regularly. I only ingested because I was in Arizona for a a few days. I had no idea I was actually going to get the job.
Buy a piss teat @ cvs - determine if it’s still in your system. If you are fatter/ it stays in your fat cells longer.
If it’s stil in your system- go to a head shop, but synthetic urine- these kits come with instructions and a handwarmer to keep it at temperature
Posted on 12/26/22 at 11:23 am to DaleGribble
quote:
Synthetic piss works better.
This is 100% for anyone that can follow simple instructions. Keep the temp in range and you'll pass with flying colors every time.
I work in law enforcement, so I don't give out this information lightly...
But yes, synthetic is the way to go. You can find it at a lot of gas stations in shady-ish areas for like $20. On the day of the screen, just keep the bottle in your pants between your thighs for about an hour beforehand so it'll get up to body temp. Go in the bathroom to pee in the cup and dump it from between your legs into the cup. Then pee a little bit for real into the toilet and do not flush.
Works every time
Or find a small bottle you can keep between your legs (it needs to be flask shaped so it'll fit and have enough surface area against your skin to warm it up), and have someone clean pee into it. They need to do it shortly before the test though because the screens detect pee older than a couple days.
Or, you know...
Just stop smoking weed before looking for jobs
ETA - dammit, fooled by a random thread bump from 10 months ago. Oh well, my advice is out there for anyone else
This post was edited on 12/26/22 at 11:26 am
Posted on 12/26/22 at 11:36 am to Jeb Busch Lite
quote:
I passed a lab test 4 days post smoking my last time to get drug tested. It’s been a while, but I remember being as nervous as you.
A lot of water, cranberry juice, and B vitamins are your friends. Don’t over hydrate the day of the test or you’ll just dilute it and fail. Don’t use your first piss of the day and use your mid stream for what you put into the cup.
Also, dollar tree has $1 THC only drug tests that are like ~98% accurate. Get a few of those and self test and you’ll be fine.
March 1st gives you plenty of time. You’re more than likely already clean.
All good info, however depending on how much you smoke and your tolerance, how many fat cells you have. A few weeks may not be enough. Use the synthetic urine.
Posted on 12/26/22 at 11:37 am to geauxkoo
Why bother? Just use this stuff...and keep some on hand.
QuickFixUrine
Wife is a contract nurse and has to submit every 3 months. She's used this numerous times.
It was recommended by our chemist friend who runs a LabCorp type lab. Trust in the science.
QuickFixUrine
Wife is a contract nurse and has to submit every 3 months. She's used this numerous times.
It was recommended by our chemist friend who runs a LabCorp type lab. Trust in the science.
Posted on 12/26/22 at 11:39 am to geauxkoo
Monkey whizz
Posted on 12/26/22 at 11:47 am to Jeb Busch Lite
Have you hit rock bottom?
Here’s your sign-
Here’s your sign-
quote:
Also, dollar tree has $1 THC only drug tests that are like ~98% accurate.
Posted on 12/26/22 at 11:51 am to soccerfüt
My sister got in a wreck in a company vehicle and she smoked the day before. She drank 2 gallons of golden seal and passed drug test
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