re: Best Weed Detox for Employment Drug Screen???

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imagine a lot of companies will start going this route.

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I imagine it will depend on the amount of liability involved. You can't have heavy equipment operators popping positives.

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Flush your bladder and kidneys before you go by drinking enough water, gatorade, beer where you are urinating every 15-20 minutes. When your urine is crystal clear, you are good to go.

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This is what I did 20 years ago back when they cared about weed. Not sure about this specific employer but chances are they are looking for other shite, not weed.

Just drink a shite ton of water, gatorade, some used to recommend pickle juice, but drink enough so that your stream is clear. Then when you pee, don't get the first part that comes out or the last part - get the stuff in the middle. What it does is show up as "diluted" and they have to re-test you. They pay for the labs and they're not cheap. So if you're called to do another one, use this same method, don't act like a stoner and they'll call it good.

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You had your answer to a stress free way to pass with the 2nd reply in your thread and you're ignoring it. The only difference in synthetic piss and real urine is synthetic has no odor.

Lab techs aren't going to sniff your sample. Even if some weirdo did, they'd think that you just had odorless piss.

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Also, synthetic urine is what the labs use to calibrate their machines so as long as you can regulate the temp, you are good.

Most synthetic urine packages come with a hand warmer to help keep it warn

You heat up the contents in a microwave wave, activate the hand warmer, strap it to the bottle and it’s good for a few hours -

As long as it’s a closed door test- you are good to go - if it’s an open one- i think you will need a fake penis

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If this guy doesn't even know how to pass a drug test, then no, it isn't easy for him.

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Any head shop sales it for $20

If you only consumed once, you're probably fine. I was in the position of having to take a random drug/alcohol test every week, but I knew it would never be during the weekend. Every Friday I would have a six pack, and three tokes on the bowl. Only once did a Monday test come up, but I passed no problem. I did this only AFTER going 6 weeks with none, so I was starting from "scratch", if you will.

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Well sure. But then you have companies like Humana that aren't even testing for it anymore because it's legal in multiple states (that they have offices/employees in). You just have to agree that shouldn't be under the influence while on the clock.

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Yep. Also it is illegal to randomly test in California. You have to have cause to order a drug test (which is the way it should be everywhere IMO)

It depends.

I used a detox once plus like b12 or whatever. Because what you are doing is just making your piss straight water. And the b12 was to get it a little yellow.

It’s been so long I can’t remember all the steps I took. But I passed it.

Also, if you aren’t a regular smoker it doesn’t stay in your system long.

Something else to think about.

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did this only AFTER going 6 weeks with none, so I was starting from "scratch", if you will.

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This is important as well. It took me a while to get completely clean piss because I was a daily smoker for years.

After that I could smoke 1-2 times a month and pass the test every month.

This is easy and fool proof.

1.Overhydrate day before and day of.
2.Double dose of creatine day before and day of. Some places test for specific gravity (dilution), and they measure that with creatine.
Daily vitamin plus B complex and C day of and day before for color.

Never fails.

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Best Weed Detox for Employment Drug Screen???

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Stop smoking weed while job hunting?

Let the addicted downvotes begin...

get a friend who doesn't smoke to pee in a condom and tape it to the inside of your thigh. Go pee in the room and just pour out the condom. Worked A+

They don't watch you pee. Well unless you are joining the military lol.