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Posted on 12/26/22 at 8:26 pm to tigersownall
people that post "stop smoking weed" and/or lecture are always in these threads
Posted on 12/26/22 at 8:55 pm to whit
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100% yak piss. Will clean you out in a hurry If you can’t find yak, goat piss will do but you have to drink 3 times as much.
Do what now??
Lmfao
100% yak piss. Will clean you out in a hurry If you can’t find yak, goat piss will do but you have to drink 3 times as much.
Do what now??
Lmfao
Posted on 12/26/22 at 9:00 pm to geauxkoo
crane operator?
Posted on 12/26/22 at 9:13 pm to 850SaintsGator
quote:
hand warmer
can get your sample too hot. I used them once and my fake sample was reading 104-105 on the strip thermometer.
I recommend two pairs of tighty whiteys and put it under your ball sack. It’ll be a perfect 95-98 in about 45 minutes.
Posted on 12/26/22 at 9:21 pm to geauxkoo
The detox is to find that information out before you decide to engage.
Are you going to be that dumbass that gets the job, everything is a go except when your drug test comes back?
Are you going to be that dumbass that gets the job, everything is a go except when your drug test comes back?
Posted on 12/26/22 at 9:22 pm to geauxkoo
tWhizzinator
Posted on 12/26/22 at 9:29 pm to geauxkoo
Tell them you have been taking Protonix. It can give a false positive. I didn't spend five minutes on the google machine but just one of the top addiction MDs on the Gulf Coast. Your Welcome
Posted on 12/26/22 at 9:33 pm to geauxkoo
Posted on 12/26/22 at 9:35 pm to geauxkoo
Search certo pectin. Have never done myself but some in my circle have used it. Think they mix and drink.
Posted on 12/26/22 at 10:14 pm to geauxkoo
The only certain way for a regular user to piss clean on short notice is to find someone clean and obtain some of their urine shortly before your scheduled UA. Regulate the temp with hand warmers and a digital thermometer, don’t let it fall much below 95 or raise above 100 and dump the clean piss in the sample cup.
This post was edited on 12/26/22 at 10:19 pm
Posted on 12/26/22 at 10:24 pm to geauxkoo
After my eighth DUI, my parole officer surprised me with a THC test, no warning
He told me that my residual THC level was the highest he had ever seen.
He put me on random testing. I was assigned a color.
I had to call each morning
by 9:00 AM every weekday to see if my color was chosen for that day.
If my color had been selected for that day I I had to show up at my parole officer's office by 1:00 PM and give a urine sample while under observation.
I kept a supply of detox drinks at the house and if my color was up I drank the detox ASAP and drank as much water as I could.
My probation lasted one year and I never failed a test even though I occasionally would partake.
Go to your local headshiop, dispensary and ask for a detox drink from three employees.
That worked for me.
Good luck
He told me that my residual THC level was the highest he had ever seen.
He put me on random testing. I was assigned a color.
I had to call each morning
by 9:00 AM every weekday to see if my color was chosen for that day.
If my color had been selected for that day I I had to show up at my parole officer's office by 1:00 PM and give a urine sample while under observation.
I kept a supply of detox drinks at the house and if my color was up I drank the detox ASAP and drank as much water as I could.
My probation lasted one year and I never failed a test even though I occasionally would partake.
Go to your local headshiop, dispensary and ask for a detox drink from three employees.
That worked for me.
Good luck
Posted on 12/26/22 at 10:28 pm to Tigerbythetale
Good ole color code, but yes real cranberry juice, niacin (not the flush free type), and anything that will speed up your metabolism
Posted on 12/26/22 at 10:35 pm to geauxkoo
Mix a pack of Sure Jell up in ab 10oz of warm water and drink ab a half hour before you piss.. you'll be all set. Will taste like shite but you will piss clean for 3-4 hours.
This post was edited on 12/26/22 at 10:36 pm
Posted on 12/26/22 at 10:38 pm to Tigerbythetale
quote:
If my color had been selected for that day I I had to show up at my parole officer's office by 1:00 PM and give a urine sample while under observation.
What a ridiculous waste of tax money.
Posted on 12/26/22 at 10:47 pm to geauxkoo
I think it depends on if it’s a hair, blood, or urine test.
I haven’t looked into this in a long time. But I seem to recall urine testing clean sooner than the others.
If I were you I would just drink as much water as you can stand in the meantime and hope for the best. Depending on metabolism it can clear out as soon as 2 weeks in optimal circumstances.(don’t quote me on that).
I haven’t looked into this in a long time. But I seem to recall urine testing clean sooner than the others.
If I were you I would just drink as much water as you can stand in the meantime and hope for the best. Depending on metabolism it can clear out as soon as 2 weeks in optimal circumstances.(don’t quote me on that).
Posted on 12/27/22 at 6:01 am to geauxkoo
Lol pothead
Posted on 12/27/22 at 6:06 am to geauxkoo
1 cup Sprite/7Up
1 T of cinnamon
3 T of white vinegar
Mix up and drink. It tastes nasty but it worked for my friend.
1 T of cinnamon
3 T of white vinegar
Mix up and drink. It tastes nasty but it worked for my friend.
Posted on 12/27/22 at 6:11 am to geauxkoo
Quick Fix works. I have a buddy who's passed six DOT physicals using it.
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